Unity edition
/brit/
lots of london lads in /brit/ tonight
very good
ISLINGTON MENTIONED
something-th for /dulwich/
Good edition
good edition
nth for the ol' 'cide
Having a 'rger
alright anyone from bradford please raise your hand
shes 20 years old *points you to wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit*
south london is so different to north
explains the increase of 'sheeds
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need a qt gf to cuddle
noticed that i can drink really quickly so i've been practising with alcohol
can do a pint of beer in 3 seconds, is that good?
Watching a nature documentary narrated by Benedict Cumberbatch
Never knew he did narration desu, hope it's good but he's no davey attens
*puts hands down*
literally all me
getting laid tonite lads
what about you still considering suicide
Vocaroo
Belfast here to break your stats
jewish gf
haha
good post
she wants a man from greenwich
>was trying to fuck girl for SO FUCKING LONG
>she had a BF
>could tell she liked me but she seemed like a really loyal girl
>wasn't happening
>eventually gave up on her as just another person
>didn't blank her as that's childish but didn't go out of my way to talk to her
>couple months after I partly cut her off she tells me she's having trouble with her BF
>sat at home one Friday night
>stoned and drunk as fuck
>text from her asking me what I'm doing
>tell her I'm at home doing nothing
>asks me if I want to go to hers
>do some coke
>'walk' to her house
>fuck her
I remember I was just eating her out for about 30 min and the sheets just got soaking because I couldn't cum due to the drugs and booze. Eventually did cum tho and it was so fucking good.
nice
>Canada
>Anglo
Those traitorous snow frenchists are closer to chinese
might get a practice gf
*edits my own wiki page*
he also does audiobooks
bizniz idea: while everyone is distracted with trump monging it up, recolonize africa
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Jap slags
3 seconds?
Solid time m8, spiffing
imagine living in a country with routine tornadoes and earthquakes, as well as having a desert and ice zone ....
haha you sound like a fucking mega drive sonic game haha
good idea
Found myself saying British words like chap, bloke, bint, and luv that I normally never say when i was in America.
I cringed inside everytime and I felt like a literal redditor
still don't get why there was so much controversy
where can i find girls like this pl0x
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Dr Yakamoto
I'm CIA
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No fat chicks
it's real though
new gaff
paid a little over the asking but worth it
Rate
lad he was a nobody radio star before sherlock
>not supporting the Kurdish Rebels
i've been timing myself and it's about 3.2 on average, problem is i don't have a high tolerance so i can't practise that much
also i have no friends to show it to lol
Lambeth North checking in. Been here 2 months and I've only been out on a Friday or Saturday night once desu.
state of this country
EARTHQUAKES MENTIONED
she looks underage
it's not about how old they really are lol
>she's 54 years old
fuckin hell
Why do people get so butthurt over halal meat?
Not a Muslim but I couldn't give a shit about animals.
wtf delete this!
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shit poster desu
Fuck off
>walesistanis
Sheeds out of /brit/
redpill me on cali
No one really cares, they just want a way to bash the muzzies without coming across like they just want to bash muzzies
so hungry
because the brown person says some arabic when the animal's killed
support kentish town in their war of liberation
a city in Colombia that hosted the largest ever drug cartel
/brit/ IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD RIGHT NOW
Almost 4 years since I last had sex lads. At what point does the old virginity get re-instated?
He can't pronounce "penguins"
fat Asians are the ultimate patrician's choice
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I dont time myself, but i dont really down beer unless i need to, i have downed spirits if its a drinking game. Pretty good at it, can down about 7 or 8 cups , 5 or 6 if neat
>be me
>be poorfag
>spent life in inner city council houses
>think this is what england is
>start traveling around
>realise most of the country consists of small towns around the cities
honestly mind blowing stuff realising how the whites live.
comfy
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ah the old bears
why does tim have them?
Lads did I tell you about the time I was on the frontpage of 'Le Parisien', the biggest parisian newspaper? Went to see Algeria match in a restaurant that happened to be a jew restaurant with the lads (me in the green ralph lauren shirt). They called the reporters m.leparisien.fr
Putting the link in my CV as proof of my anti-antisemitism as we speak
*feeds you*
there there, my son
normies will unironically hate on this man
disgusting
bender-dick
cucumber patch
>i have downed spirits if its a drinking game
impressive if true
not been able to do that since I was about 17
10 years for me this year
She's married with a kid now
Non halal slaughter at least gives the animal a quick and painless death. Halal slits the throat and lets it die a slow and painful death.
might go for a nice little walk lads
Greater London
Tulse Hill, Herne Hill, Denmark Hill, Loughborough Junction (something something) for real
Big up all the Brixton boidem - Streatham, Balham, Mitcham and Croydon
One train straight through Clapham Junction pass through Selhurst, Norwood Junction
Thornton Heath, Crystal Palace, Forest Hill, Sydenham, Honour Oak Park
Brockley, Bromley, Catford, Downham, Lewisham, New Cross
Vauxhall Oval, Kennington Lane, Doddington Winstanley Surrey Lane
Battersea, Brockwell Park, Stockwell Park
Camberwell Green, East St. Market, Old Kent Road
Elephant and Castle, Bermondsey
Queen's Thorpe, Peckham, Dulwich and Surrey Quays
Don't forget Wandsworth, Clapham Common, East Norwood and Streatham Common, Tooting Bec Common
No. Hooked up with a fat hapa once. They're already to smooth. Fatties just feel like seals
Came up with a new concept lads
The 'sheed belt
you alright
why didn't my parents fucking go REEEEE
Any kind of nature you could ask for aka the most beautiful state in the world
Has liberal and conservative bits
6th largest economy in the world
Has 2nd largest city (by population) in the country and has literal ghost towns from the mining days
Most based flag ever
Ama on anything specific you wanna know
Shoving brown people into boxes is bad policy
My best pinup girl.
t. pleb
I don't know but I've read conflicting things on whether it's more or less painful for the animal than the normal way.
Granted the more painful study was done by the Rorke Institute for British Values and the less painful study was by the Muslamic Centre for Religious Understanding in Englandistan.
Either way I COULD NOT give a shite
thats the population belt
might do something mental to make me feel alive
the only part that can be disputed is the first message