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day at the races edition

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Top Five Musical Bands Of All Time:
1. Hopsin
2. Have A Nice Life
3. Heroin And The Altoids
4. The Mothers Of Invention
4. The Brave Little Abacus
5. Christian And The Hedgehog Boys

check out this absolute runt who posted just after the new was linked

is 3 a zombie?

real trill shit

youtube.com/watch?v=Wmjpp0_6kb0

>Sweet Escape comes on
>can't help but sing to it out loud

WOOO HOOOO
YEEEEE HOOOOOO

1,2 and 3 better thsn all of our beauty queens

real runt hours

>3GB
>720p with shit quality

how is that possible?

going nowhere fast mate

Any cute Americans here?

Wish I had a nice, loving gf. Even if just for a little while.

could put a bottle of sambuca away right now

2 and 4 are good picks, rest are meme tier dreadful

ahhh yes skateboarding let me roll on some wood and jump in the air hmmm yes very impressive

I literally just made up Heroin and the Altoids, how can they be dreadful?

yh yh
pushin dem bricks nigguh

>posted just as the new thread appeared
>was genuinely interested in what people had to say
metaphor for my whole life lads ;__;

fuck OFF

used to think skateboarding was wank until I watched The Bones Brigade. Rodney Mullen was ridiculously impressive.

never heard of any of those except hopsin

Would you accept this?

only know those 2 and Hopsin

Brazilians are Americans x

skateboarding is cooler than you'll ever be lad and you know it

>work tomorrow

am i at the zoo because all i see are you two absolute chimpanzees

*turns your school playground into a massive elephant made of bed sheets and old magazines*

tried skateboarding once and it was extremely difficult

feels extremely unstable

>brown eyes
No.

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My top five:
1. Pic related.
2. Frank Zappa and the mothers of invention
3. King Crimson
4. Black Sabbath
5. The Streets

this is a boy isnt it

Where to find qt semi-depressed girls?

wasnt he a nonce?

too fat to skateboard

>he's not a radical rollerblader

L O N D O N

didn't he kill himself?

nevermind i remember that was mark spate

still going to post this though, not sure why

Mullen isnt even human, what you need to see is this

No, jsut a rockstar

why do you keep posting her

Good lad.

>the only thing he can see is 2 whole chimps
>thinks he's at a zoo
state of the zoos you've been to.

>thinking the depression will just go away once you have a loving wife and a ton of money

It doesn't. Trust me.

got a nice big uncut dick with a foreskin that smooths out naturally behind the glans when erect t b h

feel very sorry for phimosis ridden cunts t b h. pretty much howling t b h

this is the sort of post that I consider to be quintessentially /brit/ish

Donald trump is LITERALLY not my presidunt

FONB

delete this immediately

>ww1 didn't end all wars
>ww2 destroyed the empire, not save it
>you're now sent to die on the other side of the globe for Capitalism®: The Almighty Dollar™
Would you have fought in the Korean War lads?

Regret.

>let me try that again
Mullen isnt even human, what you need to see is this
youtube.com/watch?v=7ji3UpOBrXE

thaipaki and his 82 IQ does my nut in

Literally nothing better than staying up on md chatting pure shite with friends

ragged his daughter in laos once haha

i remember the first time i went to the zoo as a kid i saw an orangutang shit in its hand and eat it

IM FOURTY-FIFTH GENERATION ROMAN

thanks

Fuck no. North Korea was utterly annihilated, the US sperged out over the thought of the Soviets expanding.

YEAH BITCH THIS THAT TRILL SHIT
SPOT A NIGGER BRT BRT
HOLLOW TIPS HIT HIS BRAIN QUICK
RATATATA
AK MAKE HIS BODY TWITCH

Think I would make quite the drill rapper

What?

Probs no, but its always jolly good to go and blow up a few yellow monkeys

real question is, how does that guy run down the stairs so fast

thought his show was shit desu since art is for gays. I also thought he died of a heart attack for some reason

What's it like not having phimosis?

The thought of my foreskin retracting all the way scares me. What if it gets stuck or tears or something?

Wish I had a big dick so bad too. Even if I ever have sex the woman would just be disappointed and laugh at me probably.

>go to shop earlier to get some beers to have a few drinks with mate
>come out of shop
>reach in pocket for keys and pull them out
>bag of coke falls out
>few teens and few old people outside shop as well as some people sat in cars

Was funny as fuck when I had to drive past them and they were all looking at me.

*bangs deck on ground*

>halfway through a vietnam war documentary
>it ain't me starts playing

skateboarding is just wearing a fedora but with more wheels

lost my cell phone 5 hours ago and emailed my mom (5 hours ago) asking her to call my phone so i can try to see if it's in my apartment. 30 minutes ago she replies and says it's with my universities track coach.

i don't know who the fuck that even is

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Absolute state of your music knowledge

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watching films on your own is beyond pathetic

No but the Malayan emergency on the other hand...

1. Talking Heads
2. The Smiths
3. Primus
4. Death Grips
5. Prodigy pre-invaders must die

reminder that cycling builds your punching strength

picture of me sucking on a banana i'm pretending is a willy

Why not just reply to the post?

>you will never be 10 doing a McTwist over the helicopter in hawaii ever again

fuck off you pathetic little smelly cheese knob mongoloid

pavement
green day
drive like jehu
the dark third
the smashing pumpkins

only correct choices

>when you all come back from the club a bit early so you're still pinging and smoke a load of weed and maybe get a bit gloopy
beautiful

Pics x

?? wrong

the morning commute

got a 7 incher but slight phimo

haha

Literally who
Hipster cunt

I go very regularly. It's not that far from where I live and an ideal place for romantic dates. Sex often ensues.
Pic related, a cool australian bird I saw last time.

God I miss both THUGs a lot

kill yourselves

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NEED a muslim and jewish gf tbqhwy

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Can't wait for all of humanity to be annihilated in a nuclear firestorm desu

i knew gare du nord was a dump but not this bad, jesus

you eat your shit regularly?
and you have sex at the zoo?

Wahey, me too! Mine's quite thin ngl

Give me some money please

When I listen to hip hop hop music I just picture the layers of the track for snare, bass, piano notes and vocals etc like they would be in editing software. Pretty sure I'm a musical genius