Mexico edition
/cum/
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today, i will remind them
>BC
>Not new China
/cum/ is a normie general
do you not see the brown dot labelled hongcouver
>Have a little respect for the dead you cunt
it's alright blud, i took her out before i fucked her :joy: :ok_hand:
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Stop being obsessed about women
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The entire province is fucked not just the city.
t. live right below BC and travel there regularly
its obviously just birdpoop
>she has possessed me with her feminine soul
I have fallen under her spell and I can't find a cure\
She is like a tumor, and every time I talk to her I get tumors
I want to fuck a jap
WHERE'S WALDO
this
>Mexico edition
the gf (girlfriend)
yeah i actually feel a bit bad about it now lol
FIST OF FLAMES LIKES-LIKES A GIRL
LOOK AT THIS FAG
I BET HE THINKS ABOUT HOLDING HER HAND AND KISSING HER
no its not. Only metro vancouver has brown people
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big fan of fringes on girls
is she british
Nothing wrong with BC amigo (because it's mexico edition i'm not going to use the standard lads)
Focus on improving yourself and stop obsessing over petty desires.
B-But I can't! She's a siren! She calls my name every time I pass by her! And then she smiles at me and we talk! And then I feel good, then at home I feel horny, and then I feel upset! I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CYCLE! And she always does everything to push my buttons!
>fringes
that's not how you spell penises
*fucking dabs your head off*
>t. I've never been to BC
Stop before you embarrass yourself
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
No
yee, Phil Collins daughter to boot
>you will never bury your face between taylor swift's rhinestone pantyhose clad thighs and have a cheeky lick of her sweet blonde puss
fuck it
you're talking out of your ass
t. born in bc and travels there regularly
I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOLDING HANDS, I THINK ABOUT FUCKING
Kill me senpai
>no ass
that is a lot of thigh meat
tfw read so much mishima that almost all his other work is either absurdly expensive or untranslated
Yes
she's british, mate
are you for real, nigger? once you cross the Washington/BC border you're smack dab in metro vancouver where ALL THE CHINESE AND INDIANS LIVE!!
BC as a whole is 75% white, more so than washington
I WON'T FUCKING GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE, I WON'T STEP FOOT IN THAT PLACE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Its like am even easier version of high school bud
Deepthroat a knife
eating shelled peanuts
messy business it is
WHY DO I FEEL LIKE COPULATING WITH A WOMAN?
NEED a cute british gf
for you
youtu.be
how else you gonna get that $30k landscaper job?
Everyone calm down
stop posting so fast you stupid assholes
the gf
Incorrect
Your little town that you've never traveled out of because you're still a child might be fully white but try actually traversing the province and you'll find chinks everywhere.
i'm chill
i'm calm
None of these posts have anything to do with mexico edition
fuck mexico
this guy
just use an ereader and pirate whatever's too expensive
the province is 75% white and all the non-whites are concentrated in metro vancouver, if you try and contest this you'll find yourself in the wrong
I'm Mexico
muck fexico
ah yes the little towns of victoria and kelowna, the 2nd and 3rd biggest cities in the entire province
Really don't like it when people try to tell other people about their country.
>Incorrect
incorrectly calling my statement incorrect desu
Hi everyone
Mexico = Official Wall subsidizer
what went wrong
bye no one
bueno
Shut up, fag.
i'd have to buy an e-reader
might just have use my laptop
*invades belgium*
BC is the least white canadian province and its still whiter than the vast majority of american states
Gonna go smonk the devil's cabbage for the first time. Any tips?
Give me your number!
>he hasn't yet realized american taxpayers are funding the wall
buncha birds going absolutely BONKERS outside my window
I WANT IN
eat their eggs
First time? Take a puff or two and wait a couple of minutes. Most people either smoke way too much their first time or dont inhale and dont even get high
>might just have use my laptop
I wouldn't. it's really bad for your eyes
The only reason Canada is whiter than America is because we border the spics and they don't.
Yes:
Don't do it.
I'm Mexico btw
inhale into your lungs before you waste their weed
we don't have walmart scooters over here so that won't work out
me and the sqwak squad goin' absolute BONKERS outside some nerds window
>Gonna go smonk the devil's cabbage for the first time. Any tips?
mexico is white
>Canada doesn't border spics
>They border us
won't
it was a reddit tier post not a fedora post
it's really easy
how does one "smonk"?
Thanks
Never smoke inside a indoor parking lot/garage, it was windy and I needed a place to smoke without the wind so I got access to a indoor parking lot because the gate was open and I rushed inside
However, even though there was no cameras (I find a blindspot) The smoke detector went off, and I got stuck for a bit, eventually the gate opened again (You needed a key to get out) and was able to leave before anybody came
where were you when JFK didn't approve operation northwoods? I was in my dad's nutsack
my dad wasn't born yet
Fuck man wasted like 60 bucks yesterday
First I didn't think right for a second and bought two spare batteries for the camera (will never need two)
Then I fucked up by thinking the shirts on both sides of the shelf would be the same but I bought short sleeve instead of long
Who the fuck wears short sleeved shirts
Can't even return them because they were on sale