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Mexico edition

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today, i will remind them

>BC
>Not new China

/cum/ is a normie general

do you not see the brown dot labelled hongcouver

>Have a little respect for the dead you cunt

it's alright blud, i took her out before i fucked her :joy: :ok_hand:

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Stop being obsessed about women

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The entire province is fucked not just the city.

t. live right below BC and travel there regularly

its obviously just birdpoop

>she has possessed me with her feminine soul
I have fallen under her spell and I can't find a cure\

She is like a tumor, and every time I talk to her I get tumors

I want to fuck a jap

WHERE'S WALDO

this

>Mexico edition

the gf (girlfriend)

yeah i actually feel a bit bad about it now lol

FIST OF FLAMES LIKES-LIKES A GIRL
LOOK AT THIS FAG
I BET HE THINKS ABOUT HOLDING HER HAND AND KISSING HER

no its not. Only metro vancouver has brown people

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big fan of fringes on girls

is she british

Nothing wrong with BC amigo (because it's mexico edition i'm not going to use the standard lads)

Focus on improving yourself and stop obsessing over petty desires.

B-But I can't! She's a siren! She calls my name every time I pass by her! And then she smiles at me and we talk! And then I feel good, then at home I feel horny, and then I feel upset! I CAN'T GET OUT OF THE CYCLE! And she always does everything to push my buttons!

>fringes
that's not how you spell penises

*fucking dabs your head off*

>t. I've never been to BC

Stop before you embarrass yourself

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

No

yee, Phil Collins daughter to boot

>you will never bury your face between taylor swift's rhinestone pantyhose clad thighs and have a cheeky lick of her sweet blonde puss

fuck it

you're talking out of your ass


t. born in bc and travels there regularly

I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT HOLDING HANDS, I THINK ABOUT FUCKING

Kill me senpai

>no ass

that is a lot of thigh meat

tfw read so much mishima that almost all his other work is either absurdly expensive or untranslated

Yes

she's british, mate

are you for real, nigger? once you cross the Washington/BC border you're smack dab in metro vancouver where ALL THE CHINESE AND INDIANS LIVE!!

BC as a whole is 75% white, more so than washington

I WON'T FUCKING GO TO COMMUNITY COLLEGE, I WON'T STEP FOOT IN THAT PLACE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Its like am even easier version of high school bud

Deepthroat a knife

eating shelled peanuts

messy business it is

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE COPULATING WITH A WOMAN?

NEED a cute british gf

for you
youtu.be/-XB7aftz6zY

how else you gonna get that $30k landscaper job?

Everyone calm down

stop posting so fast you stupid assholes

the gf

Incorrect

Your little town that you've never traveled out of because you're still a child might be fully white but try actually traversing the province and you'll find chinks everywhere.

i'm chill
i'm calm

None of these posts have anything to do with mexico edition

fuck mexico

this guy

just use an ereader and pirate whatever's too expensive

the province is 75% white and all the non-whites are concentrated in metro vancouver, if you try and contest this you'll find yourself in the wrong

I'm Mexico

muck fexico

ah yes the little towns of victoria and kelowna, the 2nd and 3rd biggest cities in the entire province

Really don't like it when people try to tell other people about their country.

>Incorrect
incorrectly calling my statement incorrect desu

Hi everyone

Mexico = Official Wall subsidizer

what went wrong

bye no one

bueno

Shut up, fag.

i'd have to buy an e-reader

might just have use my laptop

*invades belgium*

BC is the least white canadian province and its still whiter than the vast majority of american states

Gonna go smonk the devil's cabbage for the first time. Any tips?

Give me your number!

>he hasn't yet realized american taxpayers are funding the wall

buncha birds going absolutely BONKERS outside my window

I WANT IN

eat their eggs

First time? Take a puff or two and wait a couple of minutes. Most people either smoke way too much their first time or dont inhale and dont even get high

>might just have use my laptop
I wouldn't. it's really bad for your eyes

The only reason Canada is whiter than America is because we border the spics and they don't.

Yes:

Don't do it.

I'm Mexico btw

inhale into your lungs before you waste their weed

we don't have walmart scooters over here so that won't work out

me and the sqwak squad goin' absolute BONKERS outside some nerds window

>Gonna go smonk the devil's cabbage for the first time. Any tips?

mexico is white

>Canada doesn't border spics
>They border us

won't

it was a reddit tier post not a fedora post

it's really easy

how does one "smonk"?

Thanks

Never smoke inside a indoor parking lot/garage, it was windy and I needed a place to smoke without the wind so I got access to a indoor parking lot because the gate was open and I rushed inside

However, even though there was no cameras (I find a blindspot) The smoke detector went off, and I got stuck for a bit, eventually the gate opened again (You needed a key to get out) and was able to leave before anybody came

where were you when JFK didn't approve operation northwoods? I was in my dad's nutsack

my dad wasn't born yet

Fuck man wasted like 60 bucks yesterday
First I didn't think right for a second and bought two spare batteries for the camera (will never need two)
Then I fucked up by thinking the shirts on both sides of the shelf would be the same but I bought short sleeve instead of long
Who the fuck wears short sleeved shirts
Can't even return them because they were on sale