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NECESITO una Tata gf
incestito?
Tragic desu mate. Worst thing is I would (and have) chased my dog into a road trying to stop it being an idiot. Never a motorway mind but I could see this being me. Sounds stupid as a headline but when your pupper is in danger...
wew
a woman at the hotel near my house got shot a few months back
just heard that apparently she was a prozzie who got shot in the vagina by an angry client
>The motorway was closed for approximately five hours
This is the real tragedy
guess you say could her pussy took a pounding
wahey
guess who's back
back again
tell some men
got a proper painful pimple inside my nose lads
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STILL screeching
hmm don't think you're british 2bh
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UNA VELA AJAJAJAJA BART DROGADO FUMAR MARGE AAAAAAAAAAJ
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why don't any of my sandwiches have wikipedia pages
>73350681
Alright lads she just responded. QUITE offended but I think I can calm her down again.
Think I might go with the ol' "sorry I'm drunk" excuse, or the classic "my twat friend got a hold of me phone".
we are so fucked
fucked to the championship
fuck sake and fuck off
the media in this country is honestly disgusting sometimes
haha, get back down here jack
will HEEM you at the south wales derby
>the elections were 2 years ago
im dying right now thanks guys
where do you live mate I'm gonna be in newport/cardiff for a year starting september
Since I cut back to only drinking on weekends, my Friday night binge is great, but the Saturday usually ends in me stopping at midnight like tonight) because it's been 6 hours, I still feel sober and I have killer heartburn.
How do I fix this
do NOT mention muslims, islam, the middle-east conflict or the refugee crisis. i assure you you aren't funny enough to pull it off
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>coming up three years since the pic
TIME MARCHES ON
You can't deny - as trash as they are - UK tabloid puns are OUT OF THIS WORLD
How easy is pulling girls off tinder?
refuse to believe no one at the sun has bitten off more than they can chew
why don't you cheer yourself up by going on and /r9k/ and letting everyone know how '''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''hot'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' you are just like the good old days, mr tripfag?
tunes
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Where's her minge
If you can pull them off, they're not a girl
Jillian Janson, lads, big fan
*unbuckles your belt*
kissing a girl as I type this
i fucking remember this
fuck i love our papers/tabloids sometimes
these are real though, that one was
the sun is a shitrag
why are her eyes not in line
what should i get from the 'lc (liquor commission)
I voted for one nation
No more lonely nights, with a restless heart
Roll the dice, make a brand new start
reminder '190cm master race' is a runt who used to go on /r9k/ boasting about what a chad he is using the very same trip even though all the girls he used to post were fat and he himself looks like a complete gimp
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>are
aren't*
just fingered a bird
>16
>father of two
Fucking hell
naah
;_;7
>tfw cameron, miliband, clegg, bennett, farage are all gone
his mom was 13 when she had him lul
liquor probably
reported to the rspca
simpler times
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what kind
he has the just hair at 16 haha
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It's not a real story you foreign cunts
gf(male) just sent me this
think she's a bit mad
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i'm glad cameron's gone at least, in fact I would say it is a damn shame that he's not dead burning in hell with his mongoloid son
i hardly know her
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they were the best political meme material we've had in decades. Don't think we will ever get a lineup as meme worthy as that ever again desu
well I'll be
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reminder '190cm master race' is a runt who used to go on /r9k/ boasting about what a chad he is using the very same trip even though all the girls he used to post were fat and he himself looks like a complete gimp
TELL HIM TO DROP HIS TRIP
keep giving him attention mate that'll sort everything
Because I'm CIA. I'm Central. I'm Intelligence. I'm Agency. I'm a manlet, I'm a babylegs. I'm a shorty, beltyboy, aircraft autist, inquirer, I'm baned. I'm that arsetta bandit. I call Ittin. I'm a cargo pants arsed, hookedbelting, shitcuffing, mask puller. I grab the prize with Maimen. I power stand at the other side of the plane. I am Moses in the parting of the hooded dudes. I crash and I am crashed. I ask and I'm punched, I shoot them and throw them and every single hired gun's had the fucking worst flight of his life. And I'm Not, a hothead. if there's one big bastard in this flight plan, it's this large firestarter here. So congratulations, Bane. You got yourself caught.
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that entire story just gets more and more retarded as you read each line
bout to do some light reading lads
>actually making a fake page from 19 years ago
That is some next level shit
real one this time
sometimes I wonder whether the sunday sport is a serious newspaper at all
most peoples eyes don't line up perfectly
it's actually weird and creepy when someones eyes are perfectly aligned
i hate reading pdfs
reminder that these two actually won the fancy dress contest before the outrage kicked in
me
there's rarely that much of a difference either
also don't believe you
post a face with perfect alignment
reckon we need to crack down on the media
i still screech at baneposting even after 5 years
the boxing was shite lads
I was there. I fucking love Rosies. I once got a handjob on the second floor by a fat slag while eating a hotdog I bought inside the club.
I know /brit/ will think I'm joking but this literally happened to me. Filthiest night of my life out with Cheshire birds.
I kicked burning terrorist so hard in balls I tore a tendon in my foot!