Russian jokes, Finns, Estonians, Chukhna, Karelians

I was browing the internet and I came across this Wikipedia article about russian jokes.
It's a good read, let me tell you.
But the part I thought was particularly interesting was the estonian and finnish jokes.
According to the article, they "are depicted as having no sense of humor and being stubborn, taciturn, and especially slow"
I never thought of finns as being slow.
They are depicted like that because of the repeting letters they have in their language.
Do you guys know any good jokes about finns?
Tell me about some jokes of your cunt.

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cs.tut.fi/~jkorpela/finnish.pronunciation.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_phonology
youtube.com/watch?v=4bbgHZ3xdVA
fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metsästyksen_kansallisia_erikoisuuksia
twitter.com/NSFWRedditGif

>no sense of humor

I've heard that about Russians (and sometimes seen)

Russian sense of humor maybe different

Only estonians depicted as slow. I don't really remember any finn related joke

Is that so?
The article say this:
Finnish political scientist Ilmari Susiluoto, also an author of three books on Russian humor, writes that Finns and Russians understand each other's humor. "Being included in a Russian anecdote is a privilege that Danes or Dutchmen have not attained. These nations are too boring and unvaried to rise into the consciousness of a large country. But the funny and slightly silly, stubborn Finns, the Chukhnas do."

I googled some and they are basically the same anecdotes we have about eatonians but about finns now.
Maybe there are some good one it's just mixed in my head and the anecdotes always were about finns not about eatonians

We don't really meddle with things east to our border. Ironic that russians depict us as slow. Maybe a look in the mirror is a thing to do?

We only joke about swedes, estonians and other nordics.

Here's one.

What's the difference between a swede and a onion?

Cutting an onion makes you cry.

Beautiful numbers, bro.

>Maybe a look in the mirror is a thing to do?
Again, it's because of the repeting letters.
btw, how do you pronounce them?
Saatana for example.

>We only joke about swedes, estonians and other nordics.
I'm sure they make jokes about you too.
Tell me some jokes about estii.

It's just jokes. Chill out, no need to pull out politic tantrum

>how do you pronounce them?
cs.tut.fi/~jkorpela/finnish.pronunciation.html
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finnish_phonology

Go knock yourself out

What was tantrumish about my post?

Finnish inferiority complex raises its head again

>Throw little banter at russians

>Wyaahh it's da inferiority complax!!!

Sure.

Tell me some german jokes.
About the Opel cars.

sa-atana

Are finns russians in disguise?

Now that's tantrumish

>other nordics
No we don't. Perhaps in the context of jokes that involve multiple nationalities (x walked into a bar) but never individually, excluding Swedes.

heres a joke

>fins after banter

Going "no u" over generic jokes no Russian poster here created is fucking retarded, having a compulsive need to prove yourself to others is a telltale sign of an inferiority complex.

>estonians
>slow
>finns
>slow
>both have finnish uheric languages
i guess your languages sound too prolong to russian ears, thats why you are called slow.

I am the wrong Person to be asked about jokes, people often say my jokes are dry, stump, crude and too far fetched

>implying anyone here understood a finnish joke
People here dont even get the memes so....

>excluding Swedes.
what's up with finns and swedes?

they look like turks.
didn't know turks were gay

just post more jokes.

Because they became lame throughou the constant finish shitposting

Germany took your place as mastermemer

When someone tells you to tell a joke, it's the most german tier murrica standup shit ever that will come out.
Good jokes are spontaneous. Probably why i hate standup comedy and it makes me cringe.

Stop trying to pass off your own retardation as Finnish humor. Don't humiliate yourself any further and just drop it.
>what's up with finns and swedes
Imperialists who always fucked us over, took off when the Russians invaded and left us with a minority of whiny, self-entitled faggots. That's why our jokes are mostly about them being cowardly, feminine, homosexual etc.

>Germany
>mastermemer
Germans are the least memeful, bot on Sup Forums and irl, Hans. Deal with it.

Fuck off assburger, go cry and rehearse your shit daddy jokes.

>homosexual
Finland is homophobic then?
Do you have gay marriage in Finland?

You are germans in disguise, with slavic mantle.

>being this kind of passive-aggressive
I know that this is your defensive mechanism, Hans, you can say whatever you want.

>You are germans in disguise, with slavic mantle.
Then how come they have bigger cocks?

What made you think i am being passive aggressive? Does calling you a slav makes you mad, so you call me butthurt, in order to cover your inferiority complex, huh?

>being called slav
You probably meant the vice-versa, my dear neighbour - being called a german. I dont really care, desu, we are just slavs, that were raped by ugly germs, cause their women are too uggos.

No, he said that Germs are the least memeful people, then you called him a germ in disguise; implying that he was, in effect, a not memeful person.

will hans ever recover?

For me it was the smug images.

Probably because your women are very easy to get. No wonder half of pornhub plays in good ol' Prague

>depicted as having no sense of humor
finns tend to look something like this when you tell them a joke (or mostly anything really)

>are very easy
I agree.

Yeah, but that's mostly because of their economy.
They have to do porn to pay the bills.
The guys also do that.
Sad stuff

Pic related

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They have funny accent in Russian. They sound like autists and it feels like they speak slowly.
youtube.com/watch?v=4bbgHZ3xdVA
In English too btw.

he's clearly amused

Yeah, estonians and finns just talk like "Yoookkkolopppuuukkkala miiiikkala kaaakkkaaala" which means "I am fast".

Fucking russian cucks.

"Why do young mothers in Estonia change diapers of their kids only once in a week? Because it is written on the package "for under 4kg"."

Is he dare i say. Butthurt?

"What are these pillars standing?
Those are estonians running?"

haha yeah basically this, it's a language thing the way it sounds to Russians

Why internet in Estonia is so fast?
Estonian -- "Weeeee haaaaveeee loooongeeeer seeeecooonds"

"for three days the sight of Estonian paratroopers landing has harrowed the city"

"Estonian metro: "Aaatteen-n-nt-tion, d-dooor-rs a-are c-ll-loos-siing. The n-next s-staa-ati-ioon is, oo-h, h-heere-e it i-is."

- what is infinity
- it's when estonians count the chinese

at least it sounds like something unlike your vodka runes cyka

"Human body consists of liquid by 90%, estonian one although consists of 90% of brake liquid."

Might i fit in here?

A finn, Somali and a russian went to a bordell.

The finn went in to get laid

The somali went to work as a cleaner

The russian went to pick up his wife from work.

Hey cunts I heard ur talking shit

2 estonians are riding an elevator.
It stucks. Half of an hour passes, one of them asks: "W-why a-are-e w-we g-going s-soo sloow?"

"Told an anecdot about estonians to estonians. They've beaten me up... the day after"

Estonian airlines: We fly faster than steam engine.

Aahh shit we don't have any more jokes about russians. I'll switch to swede jokes.

Why doesn't a blond swede use a miniskirt?

So his balls don't show.

A sign on estonian roundabouts: "No more than 3 circles"

A cuckoo clock is adjusted from the front and it let's the sound "tik tok tik tok"

A swede is adjusted from the back and it let's the sound "tack tack tack tack".

The first day of war: germans occupied Estonia
The second day of war: russians took it back
The third day of the war: germans took it back
The fourth day of the war: russians occupied it again
The fifth day of the war: estonian border guards were alerted

An Estonian, a russian and a German are betting on who can walk through a trench full of shit. First goes the German, but gets stuck and returns. Then goes the Estonian. He as well gets stuck. Last goes the Russian. He manages to slip through the shit effortlessly.

"How did he do it?" Asks the German
"Shit doesn't stick to shit" answeres the Estonian

What are three swedes on the bottom of the lake?

A good start.

In estonian "Who wants to be a millionaire?" they added a new option: "Letter to the friend"

This is a great one

An Estonia, a German and a Russian are in prison. The visiting hours end and the German and Estonian go home.

That's a lovely joke since it also involves russian football: "A football game between russian and estonian teams. The 10th minute of the game passes and estonian team appears on the field. The count is still 0:0".

The phrase "estonian metro" can be a good joke itself, like "ukrainian airforce" or "belarussian submarine".

>We don't really meddle with things east to our border. Ironic that russians depict us as slow. Maybe a look in the mirror is a thing to do?

dear lord
so crispy about folk jokes that you have to make up things

Estonian answering machine: "I-ii aam actually at hooome b-but I will cooo-ome to the phpho-one o-only afffttee the ssoound siignal".

Putin and Trump are frozen in ice for 500 years. When they wake up they look at the most recent news. Putin starts laughing hysterically. Trump asks what is it. Putin shows him a headline "communistic party rules new elections in the US". A bit later Trump starts laughing even harder. Putin gets confused. Trump shows him headline "riots at Estonia-China border"

Btw what do Finns compare us to? We call you guys "moose"s. Also there's a meme that Finns have really short dicks

Love u too, bby

:/

reindeer you mean, not moose

>so crispy about folk jokes that you have to make up things

Tbqh i can't think of any jokes about russians apart form the putin jokes which are used everywhere. But please enlighten me maybe i just never heard any.

Põder = moose. Calling you põhjapõder = reindeer is too long

Varttiryssä/Quarter russian

We don't generally we don't aknowledge you apart from cheap booze.

Or this. kek.

You're usually depicted as "contaminated", a mishmash of Russians and Balts and whatnot. But you're never likened to any animal, no, we don't care enough to do so.

A Finn, an Estonian and a russian all die in a plane accident. Estonian and Finn wake wake up in heaven. They cannot spot the Russian. The Finns asks St Peter why the Russian isn't there. St Peter answers "heaven is only for humans"

wew

>estonian humor

Veli

>Still manages to be a balto-slavo-german mutt

I've never heard a joke about Finns being slow, it's just Estonians. Our opinion on Finns is entirely formulated by that one Finnish character in the Peculiarities of the National Hunt movie. Basically, they live in their own little bubble and do their own weird thing.

estonians are cringy as fuck 2bh

they're like beta orbitters to finland, always wanna throw in your face that they're slightly related to finns

The butthurt belt strikes again.

Great movie.

What is the movie about? Does Ville play a finn in it?

This is important information.

>Russians make tens of jokes about Estonians
>Make 3 jokes about Russia
>Butthurt belt eks dee 11!!1!1!1

Yes he plays a finn. The movie is about bunch of amateur hunters enjoying holidays in the forest on the finnish-russian border. It's hilarious desu.
fi.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metsästyksen_kansallisia_erikoisuuksia

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It's a comedy about a bunch of friends going on a hunt. It's really famous here, it's a fun movie. Yes, it's that Ville guy. I don't remember how he ended up as part of that group, but his role is basically being a fish out of water who's surprised by stuff.

stop posting

Our jokes is like friendly banter yours are: "Russians are scum and not humans".

Thanks for the jokes. Rusbros are on fire, good thread

We rarely awknowledge the fact tbqh. However it is important to not lose our national identity, as we are the last two surviving Finnic nations

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