This is for my secret love, New Zealand
That's right, Australia, I'm coming out of the closet and claiming my boyfriend with romantic song. Make fun of us all you want but I -love- him unconditionally.
This is for my secret love, New Zealand
That's right, Australia, I'm coming out of the closet and claiming my boyfriend with romantic song. Make fun of us all you want but I -love- him unconditionally.
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kys kiwiboo trash
die faggot
mentioned
I did it for him, that's all that matters
what the fug?
yeah ta m8
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You sound like the frenchie on friday's vocaroo thread.
When I went to Auckland
I went to Countdown
The poor cashier standing there
Had a massive frown
I said "you okay bru"
She said "yeah I'm fine"
Instead I went to Foursquare
To BUY HAGEN
We should do Karaoke sometime amerifriend
You're welcome, love
My genepool is mostly French so that would explain alot of things.
>unironically drinking hagen
don't drag us into the weird thing you guys have for aussies
is cheap
its also shit
you want cheap you by dobros
lol this is going to be an asian twins porno
>KiwiAndYankForever.jpg
No, just No
we can just make it a lezdom thing
This desu. Americans have Australians
Kiwis are for Canadians!
But Australia's a dick, Kiwis only deserve the finest lovers, which are Americans may I remind you.
>But Australia's a dick
That's partially because you are a little manlet and partially because you cannot handle the bants
Besides Americans are more rude and obnoxious than the Aussies and the leafs
>had an american teacher in highschool
>fucking wore shoes that had individual sockets for his toes
>always spoke like an autist
americans BEGONE
B-but New Zealand, I thought..
I thought we had something together.
Are.. Are you breaking up with me?
Thankyou America
We in NZ love you too
Ignore our deranged libcucks who want to emulate eurabia
Most citizens of NZ love America
shut up u egg
benis
Nobody in the south "bantzzzz xddd" that's an aussie and pommie thing
Maybe northerners are different
Aussies are fucking rude cunts and leafs are doormats
Every American I've met has been genuinely friendly and brotier
A true boyfriend
HORI OR COCONUT DETECTED
Canada and Australia are literally twins
One is a vast frigid wasteland inhabited by shitposters and grizzly bears, the other is a vast torrid wasteland inhabited by shitposters and dangerous creatures
what ever happened to cococunt
Please refrain from posting under this flag
>tfw nz replacing australia as america's favourite country because they've found out that aussies are obnoxious trash while kiwis are bros
u mad west island fags?
>meet yankfriend in Franz drinking beers at backpackers
>get on the piss
>talk about guns and trump
>meet 4 pommy slags
>trigger them about guns and trump
>take them to glow worms walk I know of
>me and yankfriend each get pussy from pom slags
yanks are all good in my book
pls no bully me
idk but i liked him. I remember he got BTFO'd so hard he stopped posting.
everyone in this thread is a chink except for me
niggers
And me
newfig
It was destined to be, my friend. We both spite the cancerous leaves and Aussies, and they are jealous of our strong bond which we have made together henceforth.
I always knew, deep down, that you were my greatest ally.
Et tu, Kiwi?
PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT BIG STRONG AMERICAN
What's west coast like?
I've never been there but I've heard it had great nature
Also I didn't know pommies were easy lays for kiwis and yanks, I thought they only whored for aussies
I have never hit on a pommie girl so maybe I should to see what happens
Why was this a meme?
fuck off yanks
Thanks
*new to Sup Forums
Used to mainly post on Sup Forums but there hasn't been any games I've been into the past couple years
PALMY MENTIONED?????
>mainly post on Sup Forums
kek
KEK
hello underage
stay out of our waters
>AMERICANS ACTUALLY THINK WE ARE A WHITE COUNTRY
hahaha lads wait till they realize LMFAO
best in NZ if you dont mind rain and sandflies. best hunting and fishing. shoot deer from the main road in the mornings, surfcasting for rig or ellys every night. No chicks on the coast so have to get good at pulling tourists, and poms are filthy slags.
high content of shitposters (students)
One day we will wage a crusade against slant eyed chinks
We'll slaughter all the males and repopulate the nation with hapas by breeding with the women, then we'll liberate them a second time and slaughter all the hapa males, and breed all the hapa cuties
He's mine now, Bruce, you may as well fuck off with Canada roflmao
I used to be underage (couple years ago) and mainly posted on Sup Forums and /an/
19 years old now and mainly post on Sup Forums and /an/
Reminder that it IS the Chink century
Reminder that BASED National will cooperate with the Chinese to OUR benefit, while retards like America quake in their boots dribbling over muh factory jobs
Reminder that YOUR children will speak mandarin thanks to based globalism
Reminder to take the TRUE redpill, the chinkpill
t.Johnathan "I am of course a Kiwi for a was born here" Wong
The entire internet thinks we are white for some reason
Don't they know that we're the second least white country in the western world
hello jack ma
P A L M Y
A
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i miss palmyposting
yo kiwi, isnt that still underage?
Caedite eos. Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius.
spotted the seething whitebois allergic to truthbombs
fuck yeah looking forward to it cunt
already cracked a changshan
whoa...
I LOVE the chinese now
it was /cric/ tier and it was on Sup Forums
Thanks for the info
Sounds frontier as fuck
What is the scenery like?
I heard you have glaciers etc
Maoris are alright
your latin is shit :^^^))
but deus vult anyways.
>tfw from SI
fuck I've been found out
Mexico pls, I'm trying to talk dirty to my boyfriend
i hope when the north island errupts into blacklivesmatter tier racial violence that you will of course be accepting white refugees? :)
god tier scenery
Maori can be algood, but they are arrogant as fuck
Me too
North Island is definitely a nonwhite country, but South Island is still white
Scared that once north island goes down the gurgler, all the nonwhites will move here
...
>N*tional party
>globalism
>Based
kys zhang, (You) alongside the butthurt neo-liberal diaspora from America and Europe ruined our cunt
NZ would be better off as a isolationist state then be a globalist cuck
Why the hell did we allow the kiwis to take the most generic island names?
algoods, I will definitely plan to visit west coast one day
Simmer down.
It was that or something like Whakapakatupuni
youtube.com
We also get some real fucking dropkicks over here
That honestly would've been better
we are forgetful
if u eva cum to west coast ill fukin stab u kunt nd steal ur wallet dumb palangi hahaha
they are not welcome
That's right buddy, tell it straight to that chinky fag. Also shit in his rice and piss in his snake wine if he even drinks that.
>tfw lower north island is unironically whiter than the upper north island
Wellington, Manawatu, Taranaki and Lower Hawkes Bay should break off from the rest of the North Island and become our own cunt.
Also NZ balkanization when?
Time for bed wagies :^)
You're gonna need to get up for work extra early tommorrow, afterall it is a MONDAY.
Enjoy working whilst I snuggle and sleep until 1 o'clock, and enjoy my dole money!
>nigger hill
>baldy stream
>surveyors knob
you guys are worse than us at naming shit
>8pm
>bed time
not really no
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There are no Islanders on the west coast.
fuck off mate surveyors knob is a classic
No, but there are maoris which are essentially worse
Saving that topography btw, very nice
>nigger hill
named after the stations best heading dog, Nigger
>baldy stream
some bald cunt died there?
>surveyors knob
haha benis
pretty descriptive desu
butts
Less than almost everywhere else
?
boobies are more preferable to buttocks