>be me
>casually walking through town
>suddenly 2 american tourists approach
>their breath smells like 3 bottles of Jägermeister
>they start talking
>tourists: "hey man, can we take a picture with you?"
>me: "why?"
>tourists: "just to show people how cool germans are"
>me: "no"
>they won't stop bothering me so i just walk away
>hear them say "germans are weird man"
Why are americans so annoying? Why don't they respect personal space?
more importantly
why are germans so autistic?
>this triggers the kraut
>Be me
>American tourist ask for help
>I tell them to follow me since I couldn't quite tell them that good where the place were
>They thank me and give me 20 bucks
I love Americans tbqh
>Jägermeister
>Implying we know what it is
>he doesn't know what Jägermeister is
>he hasn't had Jägermeister
This better be bait
>t. shy German boy
cuuuuute*^*
>tfw you send an American tourist the exact wrong way on purpose
Americans can't stomach liquor but otherwise trustworthy story
they are loudmouthed barbarians, just like muslims!
>tourists in Albania
This
>be me
>casually walking through campus
>hear two guys walking behind me speaking German
>turn around, both are shitskins
>mfw even German diaspora aren't German
>be me in seychelles
>casually walking on beach
>some little creole girls walk up and ask to have a picture taken with me
>pic taken, they run off giggling
>expect something was stolen
>they actually just wanted a picture with me
>mfw i am white man - powerhouse and lord of the earth
had a similar run in with some maori girls in NZ. i'd never touch these shiksas but it feels nice to know i'd be desirable somewhere in the world
>didn't expect payment in return
Nice proxy
I hate all tourists. They need to go.
>The Joke of the day.
Americans are social animals, to say the least. A lot like Americans.
As an autist here, I'd probably fit right in in Germany
>mfw i am white man
you actually believe this?
>6 in the morning
PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
KAAAAANKER!!!!
>in london
>american tourists approach
>"do the voice!"
umm wtf no
>white man
>that flag
I bet you still do it lmao
>italians are proud of all the american tourists in their country
>white
>Jew
Pick one
We all know you're a brown Mizrachi.
why would he charge them for that
every photograph of a living Jew is a victory lap
Probably drug tourists from germany, france etc. because DUDE.....WEED...LMAO
>sweet liquors
underage b&
I didn't say it was good. It's absolutely horrible. But that doesn't change the fact that Jägermeister is well known internationally
Your fabricated facts dont really matter.
Not even east Germans know Jägermeister. That french user didn't know aswell.
Case closed.
Everyone here knows what it is 2bh
didnt expect less from a bunch of gazoline sniffing abbos.
Bravo
Amerifats are basically christian muslims.
Like everywhere else in the world, no one drinks it except for underage faggots.
Don't get butthurt because of your lack of common alcohol knowledge.
Bist du bescheuert? Of course they know Jager.
Hast du nie einen amerikanischen Party Film wie American Pie oder Hangover gesehen? Fuck manchmal schäm ich mich für meine Landsleute hier
>schämt sich für seine Landsleute weil sie American Pie nicht gesehen haben
I was a white man for a day, why won't you let me have that. :(
He's probably ashamed of you being unable to understand how people from other countries would know about Jagermeister because of the popularity of said movies.
*a lot like Australians
lmao
Missing your arch yet, fag
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>Not taking photos with Americans