Germany

germ many.

Why did they pick a retarded country name?

Do they have bacteria fetish?

But their country name is Deutchland

but we didn't pick the name, English people did.

Why does English sound so different from German?

English people are just German settlers in Britain am I right?

Because it's Germanic and not German. Most Anglo-Saxons were from modern day Denmark and the Netherlands, not Germany. There were also major influences which caused further divergence, mainly the Normans.

Englanders are mostly Celtic.

>what are Germanic R1b subclades

England's genetic structure is almost identical to Belgium

Wtf

They both have superior Celto-Germanic blood

other countries humor > random letters > no letters > German humor > Japanese humor
don't get me wrong, I really like you both but