Which Slav do you want to be?

Which Slav do you want to be?

me
Polish - good-looking, intelligent
Serbian - masculine

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a dead one

Czech
Literally the best and the smartest slavs

Russian - Smart, Handsome, Tall, big penis, good hair, germanic face

>serbian
>masculine

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>polish - good-looking, intelligent
>serbian - masculine

Your reasoning is stupid, those qualtities have nothing to do with nationality, this is always genetic lottery.
I'd be chezh because of glorious Prague

Russian - Smart, Handsome, Tall, big penis, good hair, germanic face

bulgarian

Croatian master race

Russian - Smart, Handsome, Tall, big penis, good hair, germanic face

romanian

slovak - big penis, very tall, best language and swole

Russian - Smart, Handsome, Tall, big penis, good hair, germanic face

>Polish - good-looking, intelligent

>polish
>intelligent

Serbia, we need you in 2017

Maybe Slovak would be nice. Not as retarded as a Pole, not as degenerate as a Czech. They seem to have found that sweet spot.

ninjaslavia: - dumb, ugly, short, small penis, bad hair, korean/chinese face

Russian - Smart, Handsome, Tall, big penis, good hair, germanic face

Bavarian

kurwa I can't even remember the capital city in your cunt
other slavs's capital city(without google)
checz puraha
croatia zagreb
bosnia:sarajevo
maccedonia:skopije
serbia belgrade
beraruushi minks
ukraina kiefu
russia moskuwa
polan warshawa

Serbians and Russians are the only real slavs at this point. Everyone else is a meme slav

Can confirm.

Pics or didnt happen.

>want to be a slav
No

Russian - Smart, Handsome, Tall, big penis, good hair, germanic face

All vodka lovers will choose Poland.

too late, we're european now

kafka was jew
does it mean he wasn't slav?

no you're balkan
stay cool, don't be gay

macedonian ofc aka vulgar

original name of balkan was EUROPEAN turkey

we need at least two centuries to recover from the wars of the 19th and 20th century, we lost too much

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Kafka was effeminate emo faggot in denial. Who cares he was jew?
We slavs are cool people. If not dor hitler, we wouldnt give a fuck about who is jew and who is slav. We only hate gypsies with passion. Jews are very useful members of society. Like all viatnemesse immigrants here. They have the funny vegetarian religion, work hard and pay taxes. We dont give a fuck.

>he's actually proud he used to be turkey
Please remove, kebab is operating in a slavic thread

i couldn't be proud even if i had wanted, as my origins are from venetian possessions in dalmatia

Which Slavic language sounds the least like Russian?

hey there buddy

I want to be a dalmatian jew, scam tourists all day and sleep till noon like i was watering my melons at 4am in the morning but in reality all i have are shitty apartments for rent

>good looking

posting proofs

youtube.com/watch?v=ryG-utnNJ1k

Post some Slovenian interview and I will tell you if it sounds Russian or not

all slavic languages sound similar to Russian and to each other

It sounds slightly Italian but then again it might not if he was born sad like depressed alcoholic Russians

>polish
>slav

ME ME ME

youtube.com/watch?v=ByeCFQy0cIY#t=125

Why did you post a video of a Greek woman speaking Russian?

da ivan

the slovenes are legit ubermenschen
youtube.com/watch?v=LB9lObWclFQ

Technically we're already Croats and Slovenes speaking a meme language

But yeah, I choose Croatian.

Polish 2bh

istvan my son

>Laibach
Give Mina waifu

youtube.com/watch?v=ElVVSxJo0Qg

>filthy anglo mocking someones looks
o-ok

Bosnian

Transylvania is so diverse

Batavian Veleti

>Serbians and Russians are the only real slavs at this point.

native Balkanites and Finno-Ugrics

the japanisation in those words tho

Slovakia is best choice.

>first slavs
>insane history
>warrior culture
>purest blood in europe
>far enough from degenerate west
>far enough from Russia
>small country so no bad rep with foreigners
>creators of Panslavism

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how do you say slavs in japanese?
you know my answer

>first slavs
>insane history
"Since deputy prime minister Robert Fico declared the "wise historism" concept, the history books are getting rewritten in a faster pace than before, and in an increased "spirit of national pride", which Krekovič, Mannová and Krekovičová claim are mainly nothing else, but history falsifications. Such new inventions are the interpretation of Great Moravia as a (proto)-Slovak state, or the term "proto-Slovak" itself, along with the "refreshing" of many "old traditions", that in fact did not exist or were not Slovak before.
The concept received criticism in Slovakia pointing out that the term proto-Slovak cannot be found in any serious publication, simply because it lacks any scientific basis. Miroslav Kusý Slovak political scientist explained that by adopting such scientifically questionable rhetoric Fico aims to "strengthen national consciousness by falsification of history".
>warrior culture
But then why were Slovaks under Hungarian rule for over 1000 years?

>Insecure Magyar shows up
>post full of false information

tick tock, like a clock

>creators of Panslavism
>that's a good thing

>dissolution of A-H
>bad

>dissolution of A-H
>good

cuck

imbecile

and it wasn't panslavism what crushed A-H, but france

already croatian

if I was gonna change it'd be czech or slovene

prof. PhDr. Eduard Krekovič, CSc.

2000: Professor of archaeology, Comenius University in Bratislava
1995: Associate professor of archaeology at Facult of Arts, Comenius University in Bratislava
1976: Doctor of Philosophy (PhDr.) at Faculty of Arts, Comenius University in Bratislava since
1971: employment at Department of Archaeology, Faculty of Arts, Comenius University in Bratislava
1966-1971: study of archaeology at Faculty of Arts, Comenius University in Bratislav

So let's see. Random Sup Forums poster's dumb opinion vs facts by Bratislavan University professor with doctorate in Archeology and Philosophy and dozens of publications

hmm who is more credible I wonder

too much turkish rape made you into cuck

>creators of Panslavism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pan-Slavism

>The first pan-Slavists were the 16th-century Croatian writer Vinko Pribojević and the 17th-century Aleksandar Komulović, Bartol Kašić, Gundulić and Croatian Catholic missionary Juraj Križanić

provjeri se prije nego se razbiješ

>the most raped nation of entire eastern europe calls someone cuck
seriously

He is not Slovak, thats the point, he has bias.

>wikipedia

xd!

Raped by whom exactly? Nobility during hungarian kingdom were all Slovaks with some exceptions like Csák or Báthory, peasants were also all Slovaks

>xd!
nisi se provjerio prijatelju

>Raped by whom exactly? Nobility during hungarian kingdom were all Slovaks with some exceptions like Csák or Báthory, peasants were also all Slovaks
>unironically believing in this
jesus christ i thought the albanians were brainwashed

A Croat, of course.

>Slavic fierceness
>Balkan courage
>Mediterranean sexuality and aesthetics
>Central European intelligence
>Catholic virtue

The Croat is a perfect specimen.

Dude come on!

Even we are making fun from you how you "inveting" your history :)

Its cute

>Slavic baldness
>Balkan blockface
>Mediterranean dark skin
>Central European stocky build
>Catholic nothing, because you call Jesus 'Isus', so you're technically Orthodox

Czech or Slovak

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t. surrender monkey

I realise most of this is likely taking the piss but from what I gather loads of Slovaks are batshit-backwards, hardline catholics. Meanwhile the superior Czechs don't give a flying fuck about anything, least of all religion

not really church attendance is very low and 80% of it are grandmas, religion is not very important, unless its Islam/gays then everyone is crusader

Horní Uhry pls

You're just proving him right that you're a bunch of backwards rednecks and hicks.

We Hungarians of course share Czech and Austrian people's attitudes because we aren't an Eastern Euro shithole

Is there some sort of Hungarycasting? I'm looking to broaden my horizons when it comes to porn.

Not that I'm aware of it. Hungarian porn actresses often appear in Czech porn though, so it might be worth checking out those.

>You're just proving him right that you're a bunch of backwards rednecks and hicks.

t. Jobbik 90% approval rate

Slavs make me wish I was born in south america or something

>Czech professional porn

Nah. I need porn without setup. Once the actresses go pro, they overplay.

>le Kotleba face

>because we aren't an Eastern Euro shithole
But you still have irredentist claims, that is quintessentially Eastern European

Nobody gives a shit about Jobbik, they're a complete joke

Vajdaság, Felvidék and Erdély were our lands for over 1000 years, it's going to be hours again, it's just a matter of time. We had territories taken from us before, by Turks, Austrians, but we always gained them back. When your country is as old as mine, a mere 100 years is but a blink of an eye.
Treaties can be broken, annulled, there is one certainty in history and it is war. Eventually, we will have our revenge. But, looking as how NATO keeps building missile systems in Romania, we might not have to lift a finger. I'd say Russians will nuke you back to the stone ages, but you're already there.
And you're oppressing ethnicities which is literally Africa tier.

Slovene

>Serbians
Slavic-speaking turks

Poles and Russians are the only real slavs.

Why are you telling me all this, I am Transylvanian, the only discrimination here is due to government interference

Belarusian

>Polish
>good-looking/intelligent