Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 23 Nights since last BNM: 1
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon and each & every poster here -/p4k/ forever
Adrian Ross
dumb shill
Michael Hughes
Kirin J Callinan 8.6
Robert Thompson
that's 8.7 points too high
Nathan Wilson
Thanks for stopping by
Noah Morales
Just wanted to pop in to give a quick fuck you to the browsers of this general
Jaxon Watson
I'm leaving
Luke Edwards
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Jose Wright
Thanks for the bump Come back soon
Jacob Baker
why does pitchfork hate the mars volta
Elijah Myers
Fucking pretentious nonsense. These dilettantes take the cake I swear to god. Wow. Omar essentially just plays bluesy boring wankery - pentatonic scale shit - with some weird shit mixed in. Then something that approximates to Spanish music, which is nothing like actual Spanish music. Add in a bunch of pedals to obfuscate the fact the nothing makes sense. Cedric is fucking gay as shit. Probably literally has sucked cocks before. Though I guess that was all the rage in the kind of "am I bi? who knowsSsS tehe" post-hardcore scene of leftist faggotry. Oven these guys, for real. Stupid rich kid punk rockers.
Hunter Ward
what's your problem, dude?
Ian Jones
That recent 8.4 r&b album is a yet to be surpassed example of shit lyrics ruining a well produced album
Easton Thompson
London grammar pan tonight
Isaiah Garcia
good
Dylan Peterson
bow to your masters
Isaac Hughes
copyright me, my collage, my property, etc.
Christian Cruz
nah, it's mine.
Jayden Peterson
>emo tom >philip seymour hoffman 2 >Q. "sleep glasses" Ball >the most hip soccer mom >whitematic >sam rockwell 2 >the eyeless siamese from that album >shoa sheckleberg >alternative asian girl >gums >a better looking grimes >ramon pink lips >i used to be a cool girl >martin chins >i review the hipster metal albums >beards are still cool, I swear >another better looking grimes >future goose >token black guy who doesn't even get to review hip hop >I also have a fursona >i celebrate black womanhood >golden state warriors fan >token canadian guy >another ugly grimes
Elijah Price
>ugly grimes that's a bit redundant don't you think
Lucas Reed
>Grimes >not ugly user...
Anthony Bailey
do you know what redundant means
Luke Torres
Refresh refresh refresh
Chase Moore
yeah, but she's not only ugly. she's an ugly grimes.
Hunter Scott
ian cohen is a horrible writer. jeez.
Adam Murphy
8.7
Jack Clark
WHITE MEN NORDIC WHITE MEN TRUE ARYAN WHITE FOREVER
Brandon Diaz
FLEET FOXES 8.7 FATHER JOHN MISTY BTFO
Noah Roberts
Someone hasn't read his review of Camp.
Eli Rogers
Fleet Foxes - Crack-Up: 8.7 by Ian Cohen Chief Keef - Thot Breaker: 8.0 by Sheldon Pearce DJ Sports - Modern Species: 7.8 by Philip Sherburne Slow Dancer - In a Mood: 7.2 by Erin Vanderhoof
Jaxson Rivera
skimming it rn. does the camp review prove or disprove he's a shit writer?
Colton Gonzalez
CHIEF KEEF GOT AN 8 AHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Jaxson Turner
>Chief Keef gets an 8.0
Thomas Howard
>It’s incredibly tempting to compare Crack-Up and Pure Comedy, and almost unavoidable—both records are long and lack the pure pop moments of each artist’s past. They are almost excessively pretty in their orchestration, and follow a general narrative arc from total cynicism to the realization that each other is all we’ve really got. But Pure Comedy makes the game feel rigged to Tillman’s delight, a lecture where we’re all reliant on the professor for the answer key. Fittingly, Crack-Up takes the more rewarding perspective of the overwhelmed, but exhilarated student of the world—unsure about their place in the big picture, about the answers to life’s grand mysteries, but damn sure of their willingness to figure it out.
Ian Cohen is a complete fucking retard. Pure Comedy was not a lecture and if that is all you got from it then you may as well kill yourself. You are a fucking music writer and you only explored the album's surface, which is obviously why you found it boring.
Landon Peterson
INDIE ROCK GROID BTFO WHITE PPL 2008 2009 I LOVE WHITE MUSIC 2007
Jordan Hughes
>Pure Comedy was not a lecture no shit retard, he's saying that in a mocking way
Jack Rivera
( ._.)
Grayson Wright
mocking or not, he's misrepresenting it.
Alexander Hill
he's using a metaphor to say that Pure Comedy feels preachy, which is a completely valid point against the album whether you liked it or not
Bentley Flores
oh great. he's gonna argue with himself again to keep this thread bumped. peace. outta here.
Jaxson Gutierrez
yeah and Death to June is just neo-Nazi music, right? That's called being a lazy listener.
James Butler
>false equivalence >not liking an album means you're a lazy listener FJM fans are as insufferable as he is
Gabriel Butler
are you the guy who patrols these threads and comments obvious facts that he thinks are secret and thinks he's spooked anons? Grow up, you fucking dunce. also, I'm not arguing with myself. fucking lol. you may want to read more Dashiell Hammett because you've got it wrong this time.
Brandon Wright
>hit a nerve
Andrew Johnson
>strawman >strawman FJM haters are as insufferable as can be
Lincoln Watson
>I read every Sup Forums post as some glorious roaring diatribe
Wyatt Collins
>im fagot
Brody Gutierrez
it is a false equivalence. Death To June's aesthetic borrows from nazism, which would mean a lazy listener would think they're neo-nazis. FJM's music wouldn't feel preachy if you didn't listen for the lyrics, so a lazy listener wouldn't call it preachy also, you're literally just saying he's a retard for not agreeing with you on whether the album is preachy or not. explain how the album is not preachy and then we'll talk. keep acting like a butthurt fan and no one will take you seriously.
Jeremiah Allen
>hit a nerve
Jason Gomez
Which one do you think spends the most time on Sup Forums?
Xavier Rogers
apologize to me right now or i won't help you anymore
Tyler Hughes
ok im sory i do use proxies pls halp i am alone
Cameron Reed
>Death To June's aesthetic borrows from nazism, which would mean a lazy listener would think they're neo-nazis. FJM's music wouldn't feel preachy if you didn't listen for the lyrics, so a lazy listener wouldn't call it preachy lol, how do you figure? You described Death to June's reasoning and then somehow that same reasoning doesn't apply to FJM? Both are instances where being a lazy listener would cause you to only absorb what is on the surface. It's not a false equivalence. I'm honestly interested why you think it is.
>also, you're literally just saying he's a retard for not agreeing with you on whether the album is preachy or not. Not at all. As I already said to you, he's misrepresenting it.
>keep acting like a butthurt fan and no one will take you seriously. keep having terrible reading comprehension and no one will take you seriously, user.
Carson Gomez
fine, I'm sorry. just calm down and don't be so angry all the time. all your posts sound like you are seething with spite.
not me btw. not proxies.
Christian Wilson
apology accepted.
Easton Powell
>It's not a false equivalence. I'm honestly interested why you think it is. did you even read my post? do you just double-down on your opinions because you don't know what to say to a rebuttal? a lazy listener wouldn't pay attention to the lyrics, which is exactly what makes Pure Comedy feel preachy (the lyrics that is). DIJ makes use of Nazi imagery and aesthetic which aren't necessarily tied to the lyrics and are easier for a lazy listener to notice >Not at all. >Ian Cohen is a complete fucking retard. Pure Comedy was not a lecture and if that is all you got from it then you may as well kill yourself. sure you didn't >keep having terrible reading comprehension and no one will take you seriously, user. right back at ya
Henry Hall
;)
Caleb Wilson
don't make fun pls
Wyatt Butler
>did you even read my post? do you just double-down on your opinions because you don't know what to say to a rebuttal? a lazy listener wouldn't pay attention to the lyrics, which is exactly what makes Pure Comedy feel preachy (the lyrics that is). DIJ makes use of Nazi imagery and aesthetic which aren't necessarily tied to the lyrics and are easier for a lazy listener to notice Okay, I get what you are saying. With Death in June, I was more referring to their overall controversy. Usually with controversial artists, you know of their controversy before even listening to them. For example, parents who would immediately dismiss a song like Better by You, Better than Me simply because of the suicide controversy. I would call them "lazy listeners".
>sure you didn't Yes, I did not. I was saying he was retarded for contributing to a meme of misrepresenting an album. I was not calling him out for not agreeing with me.
Bentley Fisher
I wasn't
Liam Williams
ok that's fair I kinda like Pure Comedy desu
Michael Torres
;[
Jaxson Torres
daily reminder no white men have gotten a bnm this year. p4k shill never came back. good content guy was good at photoshop. beach house meme was the best meme.
Wyatt Brooks
all of those are false except for the p4k shill one
Jeremiah Williams
gcg was/is good, and vicki from beach house is my waifu so yes that is the best meme.
Gavin Walker
if you don't use proxies, how do you get a unique ip to post with? lotsa burners?
Adrian Barnes
>how do you get a unique ip to post with? I don't though. I would never do anything of the sort, user. I am an upstanding Sup Forumstant. I'm just making this board better one post at a time.
Jack Myers
sorry to be the newfag but who was good content guy?
Hunter Ward
literally my best friend
tell me how or i'll kill myself
Blake Cook
I don't know what you are talking about. the answer to your question may be in this thread though since this thread has everything. p4k countdown is the only thing keeping this board alive.