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Benjamin Ward
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Hunter Allen
Fuck this tropical climate
Noah Smith
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Jason White
How can we kill the only non-country in ASEAN, Singapore?
Aaron Reed
>French colonies have their prosperity stolen.
That is true, in my first year of university. We held a get to know each other flat party in my place. I got to know some Algerian guy, he was nice he bough vodka. However, he started telling me about how he hates the French for killing his grandfather. He asked me if I was French and if I was, he would beat me. He was never invited ever again.
Nathan Gutierrez
Marry the chinks, i believe
Josiah Young
Because it has no rich country?
Austin Campbell
Me the seagull
Joseph Young
>people falling for the Asian values meme
Charles Rivera
But then who is gonna buy our water,electricity and veges?
We make a lot of profit selling them fruits that cost 3x the local market price.
Sebastian Rivera
I think you mean "history", and yes, Singapore has absolutely no history.
Ethan Cox
how can one goes to swimming pool or beach without getting hardon?
Evan Bailey
Hey lads, what do you think about this list?
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Oliver Russell
Then what do you like about it?
Aiden James
PH is too high?
Joseph Clark
> profit
kek
higher your standards
Oliver Martinez
None, i don't respect non-country.
Jaxson Bell
This is easier:
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Daniel Lewis
That's too sad because Singapore is actually the richest country economy-wise in the region, corruption is non-existent and its environment is generally clean (they even banned chewing gums).
Oliver Reed
I keep feeling series of small quakes today but I asked my friends and they said they don't really feel it.
Am I being paranoid?
Ian Jones
Too much GDP will lead to mental breakdown
Grayson Powell
Also they're the home of AFA, but I guess I'm the only one who cares here.
It's normal, has something to do with something in the ears, I think.
Nicholas Jenkins
I want to say that in terms of purchasing power, Indonesia is technically top 10 and above UK. But even if we combine our power, we still can't defeat China.
Kevin Cook
You don't count tax haven as corruption?
Thomas Rivera
>guess I'm the only one who cares here.
Only on /asean/, I believe there are many SEA anime fans who care about it.
Jackson Flores
> tfw hate chinks
Camden Parker
Don't know much about corruption in detail, but my point stands:
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Lincoln Cooper
even if we strike at the right moment?
Hudson Barnes
Sorry, I'm just in your sister's room upstairs. We'll try to be much more quiet for you, kuya ;^)
Evan Hill
>That white liquid
[spoiler]What is it?[/spoiler]
Wyatt White
Malayanons, how is Sunway Lagoon like? Is it better than Legoland? Is it better than Splash Island or Star City?
Easton Sullivan
It means that Singapore is one of the place for foreign companies to evade tax and where they save their assets. It is not technically corruption, but exploitable.
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Andrew Gonzalez
tiket mahal
Leo Richardson
mari KL, bagi bang main puki kau
Levi Hughes
He is mad that his sister got carried off here as a mail order bride
John Brooks
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Nicholas Gomez
Same. Can be friends with keling, bangla but chinks just avoid me
Jaxson Davis
[spoiler]I don't understand the decision to turn Singapore into a triangle instead of a ball. Is it because the island's shape is symbolically shaped like a triangle?[/spoiler]
Adrian Evans
>he plunged his penis into my sister's vagina
What did the Supreme Gentleman mean by this in his holy gospel?
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Cooper Allen
Please, stop using spoiler. It's clearly obvious doesn't work here.
Nolan Nelson
I wish I was asian
Blake Bennett
>Indonesia on diversity
>not the same as Malayia's atittude
Ryder Young
It's Countryball.
What's the point of turning Singapore into a triangle instead of a ball. Is it because the island's shape is symbolically shaped like a triangle?
Oliver Russell
Funny, I still have Indian and bangla friends but I've lost contact with all my Malay ones. When they settled down and got married, they became extremely religious and do nothing but post SAW and PBUH on facebook everyday.
I had a friend who converted to marry a Malay girl and now he is boring as fuck. Can't eat pork, most can't drink anymore, its much easier to hang out with non-Muslims.
Grayson Green
>His sister's bf look exactly like Elliot.
Chase Miller
go away monkey
stop infesting my online games reee
Elijah Young
Now this is good
Liam Williams
Those taxes are reasonable though
>tax cigarettes
>tax casinos
>tax alcoholic drinks etc.
and besides, Singapore has a very efficient government that the Singaporeans can be rest assured their taxes are in the right hands and spent wisely.
Call it oppression of freedom but Singapore operates with good discipline. Compared the Philippines during 60s when we were actually rich, we truly are a laughing stock of Asia.
Mason Powell
Well, unity is an non-negotiable price.
Luke Phillips
You were wishing of being an East Asian, not Southeast Asian.
William Anderson
Dutdut is a good leader and will restore the Philippines to its rightful place. He has a lot of respect here, unlike criminal Najib and sissy faggot Jokowi
Josiah Jackson
Unity is Unity. That's why Soeharto is the best leader at his prime.
Evan Collins
Dat rite.
Asher Gray
>Singapore has a very efficient government that the Singaporeans can be rest assured their taxes are in the right hands and spent wisely. Call it oppression of freedom but Singapore operates with good discipline.
Justin Davis
I don't have a sister. I just hate non-country.
Adam Cruz
Because Singapore is Jew of Pacific region & also not really a country. Go look up Israel ball (the jew of western). It's actually square.
Nathan Edwards
It's a subjective opinion as to what people think of Duterte, some like him, some hate him. His macho man persona isn't going to bring salvation to the Philippines. Remember, to be a successful nation like Singapore, the people need to observe the law first and foremost, but literally everyone here in the Philippines including the president himself takes exemption of the constitution.
This is why we're just a shithole now. It doesn't take a president to change the nation, but the will of 100 million Filipinos to pursue change.
Logan Young
>Go look up Israel ball (the jew of western). It's actually square.
That one I can somewhat understand (Jewish Physics) but I find it weird in Singapore's case, since I saw most non-countries being depicted as balls too.
Gavin Howard
So are you implying here we aren't Asians?
Jace Diaz
Sorry, mother then?
Xavier Martinez
I love countryball
Blake Cook
apologise
Blake Davis
wtf indonesia
Connor Long
This is perhaps the most sensible post that ever written by a pinoy.
Owen Davis
No, you could function as a state of Malays in Malaysia, no a chink island.
Lincoln Evans
>1st world rich nation
>call it a jew
You're trying to say Singapore should have just remained poor like rest of its neighbors huh?
Camden Rivera
Philippines should be considered a Western country.
David Powell
We going back to our siesta now, nuff said amigo.
Cooper Kelly
>coming from Vietnam, province of China
Benjamin Bailey
It's actually sponsored by the makers of kamen raider.
Jaxon Baker
Literally who?
I-it's not 100% Indumz, you know we can't manage things like that
Singapore hold some of my country money, fuck those parasite
Carson Thomas
went to perlis
literally looks like that pic
Connor Ross
I am Vietnamese, and i speak Vietnamese. As far as i know, there is no Singaporean language, and you don't even have a history of unity agaisnt the colonial empire, like Indonesia.
Leo Lopez
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Tyler James
OBEY THE LAW
OBEY THE STATE
OBEY THE LEADER
OBEY THE CHURCH
OBEY THE NORMS
OBEY THE PARENTS
Gavin Anderson
>As far as i know, there is no Singaporean language
There is none at all. The official languages in Singapore are the same as Malaysia, with Chinese and English dominating the linguistics.
Ryder Reed
That money was rightfully stolen by Indonesian politicians and businessmen, and anyway most of it has gone back after the amnesty
Liam Martin
That is what i mean, Singapore was populated mostly by Malays since the Malay states began.
Thomas Campbell
post more country balls
Gavin Morris
wtf i hate amnesty now
Cameron Williams
Laptop's internet won't work. Something do with the WiFi's IP configuration. Strangely, internet is working fine on my phone. Tried different fixes, nothing works. Great, just great.
Luke Gray
PUTANG INA PURO EARTHQUAKE
WHEN WILL IT STOP
Christian Jenkins
Why is Singapore a triangle again (Israelcube I can somewhat understand for its Jewish physics, but this)? Even other non-countries are balls.
Michael Rodriguez
JESUS CHRIST STOP ASKING
THE REASON IS BECAUSE SINGAPORE SOUNDED LIKE TRINGAPORE TO THE GERMAN AUTISTS ON KRAUTCHAN
FUCK
Adam Jones
only yuo feel it pinoy-user?
Tringapore is a triangular shaped countryball, after Bermudatriangle. It is a sovereign Island city-state located in Southeast Asia. He is known for being a scientifically/technologically-advanced, "artistically" and culturally-diverse personality, things that are very strange.
Justin Thompson
So english is your first language?
Hudson Bailey
That was the 50's actually
60's is the start of the decline
70-80 we became the laughing stock
Don't misinform
We are nowhere near Singapore back then since there are more other cities than manila
Christian Ramirez
>Tringapore is a triangular shaped countryball, after Bermudatriangle. It is a sovereign Island city-state located in Southeast Asia. He is known for being a scientifically/technologically-advanced, "artistically" and culturally-diverse personality, things that are very strange.
Was its country size IRL also symbolically shaped like a triangle as well?
Jayden Richardson
It's called Singlish, a botched mixture of Malay, Chinese and English.
Benjamin Lee
We needed to separate if we want to become like Singapore
So we don't have rural people to bring or cities down
His tryahard machoness together with his misinformation just brings more uncertainty
Christian Rodriguez
Remember that the Philippines isn't the only formerly rich as fuck country by your logic. Burma is also rich before the start of military dictatorships as well.
Jace Perry
No, it's kind of mis-shaped
Henry Gutierrez
We are never really that rich as fuck
Its a myth
Maybe when the Americans were still heavily invested here
Connor Gutierrez
We all returns to nothing
Josiah Johnson
this
About 75% of Failippinos are fucking trash. Seriously Manny Pacquiao plans to run for fucking President and all the dumb retarded beggar plebs will likely vote for him. Afterall he won as a Congressman despite being a highschool dropout, that's some brillant Failippino logic right there. Some of our previous presidents are a fucking ex-convict, an action star, and a Chinese housewife who never studied politics. All the dumbass masses kicked out our greatest President who didn't fucking realize that the so called President made our country 2nd to Asia at that time now where on the bottom of the barrel. Then there's these retarded Muslim rebels and barbaric mountain tribes that doesn't do anything good for the country. And as much as I fucking hate the Chinese-Filipinos they are are actually making this country better compared to the natives.
TL;DR: Fuck all of the Failippino masses. If I can become a dictator I will wipeout anyone in the Philippines with an IQ below 90 and send them to a fucking concentration labor camp or force them to the military and they won't get any food if they don't join the army aka North Korea style.
Daniel Thompson
>when the Americans were still heavily invested here
They are also responsible for building all sorts of infrastructure in South Vietnam as well.
Xavier Wright
Jack Clark
Another obscure post from Bruneo.
Nathan Harris
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Ian Carter
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