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taxation is theft

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prove it

anime

Ayy cunny, let's get mental

fairs I got an GES placement this summer and will likely go for fast stream when I leave uni

meat is murder

*insists that the Zutons version of Valerie is better than the Amy Winehouse version*


(it is by the way)

>voddy
entry level pleb shit.

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really glad school days are over for me, what a shit time

> franz ferdinand, libertines, razorlight, pigeon detectives, etc
thank FUCK all of those bands from that time are gone, hated each and every one of them and took me a while to realise I only listened to them because everyone else did

a mix of simon neil and will
had a friend who's almost exactly like jay though

*puts on camo make up*

*carries crate of Carling*

*proudly carries V-Fest tickets around neck*

alri boys

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more like the whotons

GOOD post

roommate shat on my pillow

>post fluttering British flag with the sunny sky on snapchat
>triggered libs and muslims message me sarcastically asking if I'm at an EDL rally.
I hate this lads.

can't believe i was in the papers!!! mad eh lads

Me standing awkwardly in the corner just out of shot staring at my phone before phones had anything to stare at.

*fingers the bird you've been talking to for the past 9 months upstairs*

aha, nothin personnel mate

*gets a B on GCSE Art final piece*

*whacks on my lyle and scott jumper with no top underneath it*
*laces up my red vans authentics*
*gels the back bits of my hair up, leaving a fringe at the front*

ready to go boys

Got nowt to do

I'm home in central London alone

Might just go to the gym

Or might sit in the so-called "garden" and read my book

I hate people with autism/aspergers so much lads.

>it's his fault those women decided to not get an abortion
woah

Social Success ranking:

>1. Autismos with ambition
extremely hard work and autistic vision means they don't let their dreams be dreams, they can leave a legacy behind and be respected and admired for decades to come
notable examples: Elon Musk, Bill Gates, Stanley Kubrick, Adolf Hitler

>2. Normies with ambition
charismatic sociable people who know what they want in life and can put in the hard work to get it, they're very good people persons, can talk themselves effortlessly into success or into the right circles, and they have real talents, but ultimately they don't leave much of a real legacy behind because of their lack of real vision.
notable examples: Madonna, Donald Trump, Johnny Depp, David Beckham

>3. Normies without ambition
Your average runt who's charismatic, attractive, talented, but has no ambition to go further than clubbing, seshing, partying, fucking and drinking. Their ambitions are stuff like getting nice cars or a house, or getting an attractive spouse. Druggies and hippies who love to be enlightened also come into this category, as they like the idea of being intellectuals but put no effort into actually learning about anything. But overall, they have a large group of friends, can get jobs easily, have families.
notable examples: Deano, Chad, Stacey, Runts and Normies, most of the LADS from school

>4. Autismos without ambition
pathetic depressed creatures who live with their parents, spend hours upon hours online or playing games, have no ambition to improve themselves, are content yet miserable living in their current state. rarely if ever get any romantic life, have few if any close friends. their family thinks they're a failure. very bitter people who kill themselves more often than not. spotted easily on Sup Forums, but mostly on /r9k/ and Sup Forums
notable examples: robots, virgins, betas, cucks, (You)

it was sarcasm you fucking idiot.

*wants to go*

jesus, the one in the bottom right is 19?

if Amy Winehouse is so good then why is she dead?

poof

I was Chris from skins, depressed, drug addict, dead parents, poor, dropped out of school, will almost certainly die of an overdose as I've survived 6 already, dying inside and lonely even though I'm surrounded by loads of people

Who were you from skins and why

neck yourself

read all of this and loved it, keep up the good posts mate
might even read it again

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did not read a single fucking word

comfy

fantastic posts

Just broke a new (You) record lads, half of them were fedora posts but just because they're easy to manipulate won't take it away

19 going on 49

Cringey post. Fuck off to /r9k/, you utter melt.

LYLE AND SCOTT

BUT ARE YOU GONNA BANG DOE

HIT MALIA

BUT ARE YOU GONNA BANG DOE

Franz Ferdinand and the Libertines were actually pretty dece but you're right about the rest. I'd add Arctic Monkeys, Kaiser Chiefs and Maximo Park to the shit list too.

Getting tired of my cars

Might buy another and take the s13 off the street for a while

Anybody care to do some browsing with me? Looking for something with character, lets say $20k or less.
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not a fucking pixel

Had a dream about the 'Sheed gf I could have gotten in college. 5 year on and I'm still a kv.

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freddie haha

more like tony now desu, arrogant, smarmy, fairly charismatic and good at pretending im smart

alri abdul-rahmin

I need a woman in my life

Fuck off autistic subhuman.

chris didn't die of an overdose he had a genetic condition

not enough of a normie to have been anyone on that show

>met at a bus stop
>met on the bus
>met at the bus stop

the absolute STATE of bus wankers

>benefit fraud costs 2 billion
>tax evasion costs 25 billion

Ahhh yess the poor are the true enemy of society, really gets my noggin joggin

all 00s music was complete shit
inb4 some normoid runt decides to link me his favorite "jam" from college, nobody cares mate

I was Mr Gilbert

6'8 and built like a brick shithouse

>he listened to Indie

melt status

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i'm unironically a normie without ambition

laughed at this post

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>all 00s music was complete shit
>inb4 some normoid runt decides to link me his favorite "jam" from college, nobody cares mate

me at 4 haha

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>try to avoid finding out F1 results until it's on channel 4
>on in four minutes
>check outlook
>log out
>F1 winner on front page of MSN

FOR FUCKS SAKE

>pathetic depressed creatures who live with their parents, spend hours upon hours online or playing games, have no ambition to improve themselves, are content yet miserable living in their current state. rarely if ever get any romantic life, have few if any close friends. their family thinks they're a failure. very bitter people who kill themselves more often than not. spotted easily on Sup Forums, but mostly on /r9k/ and Sup Forums
>notable examples: robots, virgins, betas, cucks, (You)
haha
hahahhahaha
hahahahahahaha
hahahaha

me

I've started cutting my own hair lads and stopped using shampoo. Difference is amazing, don't believe the lies marketing companies have told you

which one were you lads?

me at the bottom

Hamilton beats Vettel

boring race by all accounts

CHOOOON

Also seems suitably mind-numbing, good on ya for living the /brit/ way. My prediction is that by the age of 35 you'll be living alone in a small apartment in the city eating microwave meals every night, and that is exactly how a /brit/ man should live

pics

found a 19 year old.

>anything but HWL
>ever

still can't believe that there's people who pay other people to cut their hair. Welcome to patricianhood, lad.

Tfw when normie with schizophrenia and get paid 750 a month from the government without needing to work a day in my life

Life is good

Jake

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absolute BANGER

phresh phade

bet you look like a right freak with a shaved head

anyone remember nelly nut on cbbc

You do have a very severe mental illness though tbf la

this is what i imagine 190kg looks like.

screaming

ah yes the barber shop shills are out in full force today

me on the right

22 lad x

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business idea: fire 99% of DWP staff and just give benefits to the unemployed that need it no questions asked

who's got my maroon 5 cd?

I fucking hope not
They say the pay is about average and there's a lot of room for progression and a lot of variety of work, unfortunately I don't know if a few years in the civil service harm you when you then want to leave

that's a few years off yet tho not even graduated yet

just want to be neurotypical

>egypt bombings
>lots killed
>no one cares
>brit car crash bomb thing
>few killed
>everyone cars

why

*hands over maroon 5 CD*
p-please dont hurt me

Think this is shaping up to be a classic /brit/ thread boys

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True but I don't let it bring me down it brings me some banteress thoughts, I literally barricaded myself in my room, hammers and nails and all for a few months cause I thought my family were cannibals kek