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Hot Java Lava edition

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taxation is theft

cara

why are americans so fat?

>ground coffee

Utter pleb.

power's out. going to waste the last 10% of my battery on browsing the chon

there's a garden full of normies two doors away

superb edition

>Why no I dont smoke weed

need a wank

wonder if channel 4 has made any new programmes about naked 20 year olds recently

Seen two a while back

Sounded good

Why is hitler given such a bad wrap?

>Why isn't there a course at uni to become an MP?
>what is PPE

Tell you what lads, it's a bit hot.

eating pringles for breakfast

anybody who doesn't have an interest in politics has been successfully jew'd

you don't need to worry about how we control the country you live in goyim, just focus on your delicious fast food and these hypnotic moving images that mean nothing

Friendly reminder your childhood crush got fingered by Ryan on weekends at her house after park and ciggys

Personal Protective Equipment

>taxation is theft

>not hsps
ah

do yanks have deliveroo?

>Ryan

but that's me

>Tfw forgot everything from my degree

ffs lads its only been 2 years :(

Pringles Pre Evening

who

I am Ryan though

no but I have given your mum the lickaroo

doing a deliveroo

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anime

genuinely think I've run out of films to watch

everything left is a bit wank or some 50s/60s tripe

fucking sissy irish wanker scared of a mustang pffffffft

Just slept for 2 hours lads, wew

might go sit in the le park

when did yanks start saying howdy? thought was just a british thing 2bh

have you seen jacob's ladder?

hand washing my knickers in the river

>why yes, being forced to give people money for services and protection you may not need or use isn't theft and essentially the same thing as being shook down by the mafia

>anybody who doesn't have an interest in politics has been successfully jew'd
>you don't need to worry about how we control the country you live in goyim, just focus on your delicious fast food and these hypnotic moving images that mean nothing

Look lads if you're not going to bother replying to my posts then I'll stop making them and go to another general where people will reply

youtube.com/watch?v=G3u7XBGk9AQ

FROGS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/apr/09/le-cinq-paris-restaurant-review-jay-rayner

the bit on the side

>American cars

howling.

christ, what a fucking foy post

business idea: go out into the countryside for a walk and whenever I pass someone, say "morning"

I'm assuming you've watched the kidulthood trilogy then

America has a lot of climates, but its no excuse to look like a slob

hate flatsharing

i literally walked around a park alone for 2 hours just to appear to go out, because a girl i live with made a comment yesterday that i shouldn't be holed up in my room when the weather is like this.

what if it's in the afternoon?
im in

calm down

reddit: the trilogy

if you like hot weather you're not white

Based fuckin Jay Rayner

what if I'm transracial though?

>Ryan

imagine being a lower class, poor, uneducated, scum who believes in god

why are poor people allowed to exist?

they should be just round up and killed

t. rorke

George pls

all women and children should be killed

>the older gentlemen with their nieces

howling

Put no effort into my posts anymore

Just like spamming song lyrics in caps

next time ask where shes going, ask to tag along then act very awkward and bored and leave early. she'll never make a comment again

Successfully manipulated another girl lads.

>we should not deport all pakis

>tax is theft! What do you mean we as a society come together to decide how to share our wealth? It's fucking theft! I don't even use healthcare, benefits, bin disposal or roads!

>shouldn't be holed up in my room
such an inane comment

>My female companion, who booked the table, is given one without prices. Waiters look baffled when we protest, but replace it

haha wew lads

ah yes and then a phoneposter decides to ruin the fun by directly replying to somebody while fedoraposting

anyone who isn't an apathetic agnostic is stupid

Bets on how sweaty this fat lummox is right now?

>It’s like eating a condom that’s been left lying about in a dusty greengrocer’s

howling at this little ogre

still remember when my first love told me her sexual history

quite the traumatic experience, do not like revisiting it but do so on occasion out of habit x

The Government's power only exists because people believe it does. If people decided that government has no power it would be powerless.

build an airbag that actually stops the head from hitting the dash lmao

you'll understand when you turn 18

Have a mate going after all my exes, lads.
Now, is he copying me or does he just approve of my taste in women.
He shouldn't.

fed up of being victimised by desktopmongs

clover is patrician

Just had a pretty girl send me the first message on the ol' dating app. Not going to reply though.

Lads

nearly crashed earlier as I was trying to drive and open an easter egg box

howling at this little yank

I shagged my mate's ex and he ended up (briefly) in a mental asylum. Not sure if those two events are related.

'nime

yes

Easter?

'e

'ilter

inb4 some virgin says this is fat

got a gf shes nice but bores me to tears when we skype and call

good thing that shes so emotionally dependent that i can act horribly to her and she'll still be there haha xxx

>tfw no matter how much we bend over backwards for these people, it will never be enough

A Syrian refugee who was shouted down at a Stop the War demonstration says he "felt oppressed" by the group.

The protest in Downing Street on Friday evening was against the American attack on a Syrian airbase.

Hassan Akkad, from Damascus, asked why the group was not protesting against President Assad instead, but was drowned out.

He said: "British people not letting a Syrian say something about Syria in a protest about Syria. It's mad."

work tomorrow

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>gf is the lazy one in our relationship

lifes good.

4-day week though

This is fat

Nice song for you all x

youtube.com/watch?v=c2MiyZx8MTY

had a mental breakdown last Monday morning from this

feel better now though

Probably not

reminder /brit/ is a normie general and abonormies should FUCK OFF

doop off