/brit/

anti-degeneracy edition

someone tell me about burger sauce

writing a formal complaint against the janny

are drugs okay? No tranny porn, just talking about pingers

wish finding new music that I like was easier

found literally two artists that I like in the past two years

its horrible orange shit enjoyed by runts

cara 2bh lads

hitchens thinks drugs are more dangerous than radical Islam

It's the chicken connoisseur's favourite condiment

yank cum

because he's a fucking spacker

I think it's that shit that comes on macdonald's burgers.

hmm... that's quite something

worse than that, he thinks drugs cause radical islam

anyone want some of my burger sauce ;)

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Innn Yo-uu i'm lost

wish it was 2007 again lads

taxation is theft

IT'S STILL GOING

good female

*sparks up spliff*
*inhales*
*skin goes brown*
*grows scruffy beard*
inshallah you western infidel bastard dogs, takbir

Bet you don't even use spotify lmao twat

i have stage iv lung cancer with mets to spine and brain but i'm going to be happy anyway and nobody can stop me

I was even more depressed in 2007 than I am now.

>paying for services is theft

fat chips

i was gassed

Post patrician comedies

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not a braindead normie so why would I?

I'm 6 foot 1 and I'm tons of fun xD

paying for services you don't use is theft

did you do the black gf gimmick last year?

I really don't, that was a rubbish decade mate
miss when 90s nostalgia was the hot meme, even if it was Reddit it actually brought back good memories. Now we've got a bunch of 15 year olds trying to convince everybody that Blairism and Soulja Boy is something to fawn over, get a life.

>subsidizing ahmed and gazza
>services

I haven't been happy since about 2000 but 2013-2016 were really bad, oh and about 2007-2012 I was a orbiter to some girl who really didn't like me so that was shit too

Because you want to find related music?
I've found so many gems on discover weekly and release radar but you carry on being a contrarian runt pal

You use most of these though

nothing degenerate about moderate drug use 2bh

the people who do pills every weekend and party from friday night to sunday evening are pretty degenerate though.

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I'd be happy if I knew I was going to die soon desu.

..to find new music, the exact thing you were just complaining about

fool

>being forced to give your robber your s7 in return for his iphone 3g

>degeneracy

need a bf

sorry to hear that lad x
how long hmm?

>don't drink
>people can't comprehend the idea of not drinking
>presume I'm just an ex alchie

It's bizarre desu

don't like paying taxes

but it is clearly not theft

I assume I was happy as a child, but I can't remember it now.

sheed

im not a troll. im a genuine and sincere guy

>welfare
no
>health
no
>state pensions
no

well shit there goes half my tax dollars already

yes it is idiot

That makes no sense

>be lorry driver
>murder prostitute like any other day
>go through her pockets, find a bag of coke
>rack up line, sniff the lot
>suddenly my bacon sarnie disgusts me, this is haram
>throw it away, drive lorry to get away from it
>I've gone down a pedestrian street but I do not care, they were all kuffar
>get shot

why do girls with fat asses gotta jog around in skin tight clothes lads i cant hide my bloody hard on in public

realistically, where do i find girls to shoot porn scenes with?

all "escorts" require you to use condoms but porn vids with condoms don't sell..

depends how i respond to treatment, theres some promising ones nowadays

i still feel quite well for what its worth

no it isn't patrick

could you sheed any harder

not drinking is weird though. its a massive part of human culture and has been enjoyed for millennia. (apart from muslims, but they're not really human)

>welfare
not a runt
>health
don't go to the doctors
>education
havent been in school for ages
>pension
not old
>national debt interest
not responsible for the country being in debt
>defence
i have a cricket bat
>criminal justice
not a criminal
>transport
don't leave the house
>business and industry
never used business or industry
>administration
aka beauracrat do-nothing jobs
>culture
britain has no culture
>environment
only good one
>housing and utilities
i pay my own rent
>overseas aid
JFs should learn to fend for themselves
>EU
soon to be gone

>asses
fuck off yank

post wholesome slags

there's a fine line between esoteric psychedelic drug use and degenerate normie party drugs

>don't drink
>don't drink
>people can't comprehend the idea of not drinking
>people correctly presume I'm just an ex alchie

how old are you

just something comfy about it, not sure why. Think coming on here and seeing posts about razorlight, skins and ipod classics has made me feel weirdly nostalgic haha

nope it's a pretty thick line

Hahaha

>wholesome

Cleavage, short-shorts and clear penis bulge

If you had to choose between giving and receiving a blowjob from this man, what would you choose?

don't trust people who don't drink at all. they fall into one of 3 camps.

>muslims (nutters)
>ex-alcoholics who tend have little self-control and would relapse if they took even a sip (nutters)
>people like to maintain absolute control and don't trust themselves to let go even slightly of their inhibitions (nutters)

People always think the previous decade was shit and the one before that was great.

fuck off fedora

tfw earning 48k on my first job (securities analysis for BAML)
tfw will be on almost double that after i qualify (4 years time)
tfw my mere existence is enough to trigger lower class, uneducated poor brits on council estates

lmao why are poorfags so disgusting? why not just.. get a good job?

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psychedelics can be recreational, if you're an autist who cares about muh sekrit spirit molecule club then fuck off

receiving obviously what sort of retarded question is that

You will use all three in your lifetime

did coke, acid, pills, speed and weed yesterday

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what are you gonna do when you get drafted for WW3 lads?

>I deliberately don't participate in the most British/European medium of socialising in existence
>why do people think I'm mentally ill?

I'd give, he's got a hot dad bod and probably a pretty nice thick cock too

Receive

His cock has been in a pig's head, it is haram

Yeah, you really can't trust people who don't drink because they don't trust themselves.

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i think i'm only one of like 10 people a year my age to get it

>wholesome slags

>he thinks he'll exist long enough to qualify
great banter

>British/European
*human

Is nandos the Brits greatest achievement?

person who doesn't think spotted

Not a sheed
I know it isn't normal, but it does fuck all for me and I just find it weird that people can't understand how not everyone drinks.

it's south african

never had a kebab in my life

getting some good knob from the bf lads haha

feels good

Nandos is Saffer mate

muh social contract

it's south african