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best eeveelution edition

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got lung cancer lads

Normal Eevee was always the cutest one

why do yanks post here

youtube.com/watch?v=Hns3WJUDBvU

me and the gf

for me, it's jolteon

robot wars final in 10 minutes lads

betting my house on that black and red flipping robot

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39528663

miss playing football with my mates as a kid at lunchtime

any of you lads fancy a kickabout?

youtube.com/watch?v=xSeTC08h3ec

this song is just fuckign amazing holy shit

*glances up at the commotion*
Listen to your mother, son
*looks back down at my copy of MMM (Milf Minge Monthly)*

>racemixing your pure eevee
disgusting

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heads & vols or wembley?

*snaps your blue shag band*

heh

ah yes... the license fee

me on the left

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*Kicks your ball into the 60 year old nonce's garden*
Go ask for it back mate

need some advice :/

*boots your ball over the wall and into the road*

First time rolling, rate

newcunt
this website is 80% american posters
this is the culture exchange board

>prefect grammar
MOVE LIKE IT'S WORLD WAR THREE

*punts this, sodden wet in your face in the middle of winter*

aha sorry mate

taxation is theft

>not espeon
you SEETHING casual

omg!! I forgot about those

no way are 4 out of 5 Sup Forums posters american.

well it looks reasonably tight around the roach i guess

Did you use a sandwich bag for paper?

When I was young I had no sense.

same m8

he's your grandad, you go ask for it mate

Headers and volleys was fucking quality

Wish I could play it on a nice day like today but no mates anymore

80%, not 4/5ths dumbass

it's called "no bounce" you little cunt

you're going to have to try harder than that

kek

kill yourself

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don't use bio oil

Why do they call it a hamburger when it's made of beef?

rizla papers matey

>still liking golem

why do they call it a hot dog when it's made of... dunno really
but definitely not dog

anyone got a photo of that paki's spliff?

makes me cry every time

because it's named after a place called hamberger in switzerland

you fucking vile animals it was called one touch

work tomorrow

Why is there two different kinds of mincemeat

IT'S FUCKING ONE BOUNCE YOU MONG

Why?

This. You from the south lad?

Was never really good enough to keep up no bounce for long
One bounce was the best in a huge group on the school field

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first for nba

diagnosed myself with terminal lung cancer lads. what shall i do with my remaining days?

*buys a size 3 ball from JJB and does keepy uppies in the garden because no m8s*

>This. You from the south lad?
yup

it was called heads and vols

ahem:
Keepy-uppy

Britain will always be a conservative country

let me have the first go on that zoot

yeh heheh, ima "work tomorrow" kinda guy yuknowwhatamsayin

just fuck mashittup, youknowmasayin

had to play footy with a tennis ball at school cause the older kids kept nicking my ball

this

Just found out I'm pregnant

bouncy castle

knockouts>>headers and volleys

headers and volleys lacked real consequence

>The term dog has been used as a synonym for sausage since the 1800s, with one thought being that it came from accusations that sausage makers used dog meat, starting in at least 1845.[22] In the early 20th century, consumption of dog meat in Germany was common.[23][24] The suspicion that sausages contained dog meat was "occasionally justified".[25]

>According to a myth, the use of the complete phrase hot dog in reference to sausage was coined by the newspaper cartoonist Thomas Aloysius "Tad" Dorgan around 1900 in a cartoon recording the sale of hot dogs during a New York Giants baseball game at the Polo Grounds.[22] However, TAD's earliest usage of hot dog was not in reference to a baseball game at the Polo Grounds, but to a bicycle race at Madison Square Garden, in The New York Evening Journal December 12, 1906, by which time the term hot dog in reference to sausage was already in use.[22][26] In addition, no copy of the apocryphal cartoon has ever been found.[27]

>Early uses of hot dog in reference to sausage appeared in the New Brunswick (New Jersey) Daily Times (May 20, 1893), the New York World (May 26, 1893), and the Knoxville (Tennessee) Journal (September 28, 1893).[26]

This

we always called it footy but it only counts if you score from a header or a volley

what the fuck is that

ONE BOUNCE, HEADERS AND VOLLEYS AND WEMBLEY ARE 3 COMPLETELY DIFFERENT GAMES YOU FUCKING SPASTICS

good post
this was the GOAT ball

youtube.com/watch?v=Kq_Bao_AJDc&index=1&list=PLB0B023A804F18E44

There aren't.

bulldog > footy

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this, christ

i've always been horribly inept at footie any any other sport i've tried

i as always that lad in defense who did fuck all but stand around and pretend to help haha remember me?

wow I read all that and I still don't know.

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they had to ban bulldog at my school because kids kept getting injured hehe

fuck off newshit

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Absolute banger

just copped this for 5-a-side

my next door neighbours' kids kicked one of these bad boys over once, brand new, used to take it to school every day and the lads loved me

hahaha me too

i was in 3 team sports in secondary but then i found anime girls desu lad

if I see this stupid frog picture one more time today I'm going to do my nut in

CHOON

Really wish I had a job that were a lifestyle, if that makes sense.
I'm finding it really depressing spending 90% of my time in work wishing I weren't there and to only have a small amount of time to myself being bored and dreading going back to work

hmm your bait is pretty obvious but people still might fall for it

do these belong to ar Rosie?

those boobies are big

I was alright but I never really put in too much effort

did this amazing bit of skill once though where i played this dummy pass with my backfoot and it went though the legs of the best footballer in the school and we scored

was probably the best moment of my life so far