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republican edition

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I would do anything for an asian gf

>canada

just walk outside

Reminder that Islam is the cure, not the disease

I would do anything for a cara gf

Would you get me a white gf

is 14c warm??

cara 2bh lads

>why yes i do take the bus

have just informed Joaquín "El Chapo" Guzmán, leader of the infamous Sinaloa Cartel, that it was in fact the testimony of my bollocks that led to his January 2016 arrest

I would do anything for a yank passport

fuck - wish I was this good looking

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>tfw just got my yank visa


not sure what to do with it after i go on holiday


valid for 10 years

Rasheed.

live in Canterbury lads, some of you may know that there are about 3 unis here, one being specifically for foreigners.

some of the couples I see, fucking hell. One tubby reddit yank with 3 way too young looking chinese girls, thought he was billy big bollocks but you could tell he was cripplingly unconfident. Saw another just a few days ago where some bloke who must have been about 50 was with some chink about half his age. Proper, proper weird. Don't have a problem with those relationships but at least find an asian girl who looks a similar age, christ

just a little nibble

My dad told my mum that her cousins were coming to visit her, she cleaned much of the house and got dressed up however they didn not turn up, unknown if my dad was lying or they genuinely stood her up. Pretty smart and cruel of him, I feel bad for my mother but I did mock her.

Just did, only saw a bunch of ugly anglos. East coast is suffering chaps.

french people are the ugliest though chink

Watching Dodgeball

Getting reminded how much I hate Vince Vaughn

As I get more drunk, a professor is becoming increasingly more likely

You might finally find a gf.

had a dream last night i told my parents i'm a kissless virgin

my mum started crying and my dad just sighed

>brit calling anyone ugly

fucking crying

radical meme

UKC, CCCU and which other one?

>so you not go out to clubs and get a girl
>what about internet dating

:(

already have one tbqh burger

>literally just advertisements

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>le '_____ lad' look

how _________. sad!

CATS, seems more of a boarding school type thing but apparently they give out degrees too

literally this

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I want to stay but my time is wasting
The magic lands call my name
They want to fire a missile launcher
But I know I need to stay

luckily they don't say that to me. although they have talked about me going out for a drink with a friend (lol) sometime, despite me not even liking alcohol

thought it was UCA?

My dad told my mum that her cousins were coming to visit her, she cleaned much of the house and got dressed up however they did not turn up, unknown if my dad was lying or they genuinely stood her up. Pretty smart and cruel of him, I feel bad for my mother but I did mock her.

you think it's just a meme...

My told my mum i was a virgin and was saving myself for marriage once, im not but shes really religious and it made her very proud.

>implying Canadians are not ugly mongrels

these 2bh

STOPPED INTO A CHURCH

did you ever get beat up by a chav?

I could never tell anyone I'm a virgin

nah but I saw my friend get beaten up

had a dream i was in a bath with 2 middle aged men but they were blurred out like the sims

No, I actually beat up 3 chavs when i was in secondary

bit gay

he tried but he didnt realise i grew up on a rough as fuck council estate.

*it aint me starts playing*

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they were blurred out

>I actually beat up 3 chavs when i was in secondary

I was there on 9/11. Had been visiting my family at the time and just generally sightseeing. I didn't pack much. Just some shirts, socks and modified trousers. Really just the clothes on my back. It had all been going so well, until I saw the planes.
I thought I'd kicked the habit. But seeing that 127 tonne hunk of machinery hurtle towards that tower sent me crazy.
No way could I get all the way up there to receive the honour of having my two veg annihilated by that fucking beautiful plane. But I had a better plan.
For the better part of an hour or so, I just stood and watched, squirming with anticipation. I knew when the time was right because people started leaping off the towers to the floor. i can only hope their nut-sacks were as crushed as mine were about to be.
I simply lay down, peacefully. People of course asked what i was doing but were afraid to approach as the building was about to collapse. the steel girders let out an almost orgasmic moan, a sound I would emulate very very soon, and the monolithic tower began its descent of destruction towards my tired testicles. But just before I could allow myself this euphoric pleasure, this delicious physical treat, I opened up the zipper on my modified trousers, which would allow for maximal testicular torsion.

having a nice cup of tea

appreciate the pornposting

trust me the going out for drinks thing isn't all its cracked up to be

I have a drug addiction and am constantly worried about what I said to people the night before

Thats not to mention the health issues and the wasted money

>I actually beat up 3 chavs when i was in secondary

Fucked that up didnt you queer?

I was a chav.

no I meant to do that you cunt

yep got kicked in the face multiple times while sitting in a bmw jeep lmao

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course you did queer cunt

One time, yeah.

Was on my way home from football, and this lad stepped out in front of me, blocking my path. It was a narrow lane, so there was no way to escape. It was a difficult moment for me. I'd long had fears of being cornered like this, so my natural instincts on how to bust out of the situation took hold. I was still wearing my shinpads, but I couldn't protect everything. I decided to bite the bullet.

I offered up a body part as protection, and he proceeded to obliterate my bollocks without mercy or delay.

50s-90s America is the most iconic, beautiful thing humanity has ever experienced

Nope but a chav called my filipina gf a nigger so I fucking slammed this large, heavy box of sweets over his head and he ran away.
I was like 14 and he was 17.

Literally the only alpha moment in my entire life.

kek

>people in this thread actually got beat up before


How does it feel being a pathetic runt?

only for rich christian whites

america was never great

dont worry they know already

at school I'd pick my nose and trigger a nose bleed, but then trigger a chav to hit me

got plenty of scumbags excluded for that
haha

>america was never great
>america is already great
>make america great again

which side are you on lads?

fuck everyone in this thread

The whites deserved living in such a paradise

>beat up
foy

probably. don't really care about being a virgin, just hate how (male) virginity is viewed by normie society

not into buttstuff lad

>work tomorrow

only got attacked by a 40 year old (ish) bald chav when i was in year 7 cause my mate threw a stone at his Van. Luckily some Chad in year 11 started telling him to fuck off and i was saved

the wife with our first child, rate

greatness is a social construct

I never got beaten up but not because I'm 'ard but because I never left my house growing up.
Actually wish I did get a beating once, just so I could have had somewhat of an outgoing childhood.

Where's Waldo? Can you spot him?

kids pretty hot

i meant almost got beat up whoops!!!

ah yes, because genociding the natives and enslaving africans makes you worthy of living in paradise

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'once

america is great, obviously

>no I meant to do that you cunt

If I had the ability to go back to one place in time, without hesitation i could tell you where it would be.
The maginot line, 1941.
See, this is when the Nazis had built gustav. You know. That massive fucking railway gun? Anyways, i would line myself on the fortifications. From 47 kilometers away I would be able to see that beautiful mechanised cannon. A thunderous boom would rupture the skies as a 7 tonne payload of explosive power hurtled towards my poor balls to erase their very existence from the history books. No trace of my testicles would be permitted to continue to exist in this world line.

What a great addition to European society.

Would love to toss a few dozen grenades into that.

ahhh my wife's latest shipment of bulls has arrived

>french_music_festival.jpg

What do nonces deserve?

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fucking chune

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