Why aren't you dating a German girl?

Why aren't you dating a German girl?

I haven't met any in canada

i have never met one

I live in the south :(

I am not muslim

Because I'm holding out for an Italian girl

Because none of them would want to date me

That's a bad choice

german girls ar trash

>Why aren't you dating a German girl?
no....

because I am a German grill :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

why? Italian girls are pretty cute and have beautiful skin

they're the most dramatic living organisms on earth

Can't afford to import one.

Don't want black grandchildren

ours are better looking, more smart and drink more beer

a) they are ugly b) women don't like me ;_;

t. virgin

Whats not to like about German girls?
>they are very open
>make it clear when they like you
>dont mind doing the first step
>you know exactly what you can expect from them in a relationship
>they dont mind buying you a beer when they feel like fucking

>but they dont look so hot like muh japanese waifus or my beautiful swedish girls

Get over yourself.

Ich kenne keine

Wanna join my harem? I'm collecting foreign women.

The only prerequisite is that you must be blonde and blue-eyed.

I can live with that if they are smart enough

they are trash

>>they are very open
that's not good, conservative girls accepting the female gender role are the better partners. Girls have to be shy and introverted.
>>make it clear when they like you
see above
>>dont mind doing the first step
see above
>>you know exactly what you can expect from them in a relationship
scat games and cuckoldry? Nice
>>they dont mind buying you a beer when they feel like fucking
see #1 and #2
>>but they dont look so hot like muh japanese waifus or my beautiful swedish girls
Swedish girls are even bigger trash

They have faces like man

The mountain jew knows.

listen to the medkit, he's telling the truth

tfw not dating a certain half brazilian half german girl right now

Well you're getting visa-free travel so come anyway.

>Girls have to be shy and introverted.
at least they arenot whores

Are you one? If so please be in

AUSTIN
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>but they dont look so hot like muh japanese waifus or my beautiful swedish girls

but they do

European women typically HATE Canadian men

They're taller than me

german women are trash

Because there's none in my state.

everyone is taller than you

wealth gap

this

>tfw had a crush on a super qt german exchange student in high school
>tfw never got beyond a few kisses
>tfw she left after 3 months and I never saw her again

could be worse :^)

Not normie enough

How so?

im not black

>listen to the medkit

because im was dating an argentinian, the german one was a year ago.

Because I'm too autistic to get a gf ;_;

Because German women are tall, strong and confident, which scares me.

Germans are boring. I have two german friends so i know.

Too weird and blunt. Shit chat. I've got to know a few and I just never got close enough to them to want anything further, I just dont tend to get on with them in a personality sense

I don't know how to get a regular girlfriend let alone a greman one

>white women

This

I don't want to dilute my Iberian blood by mixing with those people, half people.

I-i think she might be too good for me.

I rather keep my chocolate elf

>Why aren't you dating a German girl?

Because I'm not into scat.

Because German girls aren't interested in me.

>flag
really ulcer my bladder

Please send one to me ;_;

POO

Because I'm white

I don't like it when they speak German unironically

PLPASELALS AMP PLEASE NE PLASE BE MY GIRLFRIEND PLEEEEEEEASEAS

>Meet a German girl on tinder
>Talk for week and then go out once
>Keep talking
>One day she ghosts me
>Month later
>Turn on Tinder again
>She matched me again
The fuck does she want

Ello Katie Hopkins

rate my pure german ex gf

What's so great about German girls? Is it because they can dominate us Beta American boys?

That's a man baby

german girls are free for all

7/10

I don't like masculine pussy.

It's the fetish to cuck german men probably.

...

7/10

Spooky

forehead/10

Its not the forehead
Its the eyes

too autistic

guess her age

Wrong flag, ya dip

36

30-35

she is 24

How unfortunate

Hmmm. I cant figure out what is making her look older

W-whah? How?

...

I just keep dumping my facebook contact.

guess her age

...

...

Newfag

>wanting to date a German

They have man faces.
They dress like shit.
They have high standards on anything without offering much in return.
They don't know how to be self-confident and feminine. They think that this means emulating masculine behavior.
Netflix and cardi and that's all. Basic bitches.
They get away with rude and blunt behavior because betas will still suck up to them.
They are on constant bitch-face mode. You the kind of girls that tell you that they have a boyfriend when you approach them in order to ask them whether the seat next to them is free.


Sure I'm not saying that other nationalities are perfect but a lot of them are better than German girls. Once I started dating foreign girls I never went back.