/cum/

/fr/ edition

hello

>placer is jealous of my belt penis
sad

Rei

What the- is that your penis? Oh my god, it's ridiculous! Why are you showing me that tiny thing? user, you're such a loser.

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The quintessential Quanadian

Fuck Drumpf

I got banned for posting this picture once.

>Orange County spends all his time making penises out of household objects

sad! many such occurences!

Fuck off mr westmount gaylord

>not spending all your time making penises out of household objects
what are you even doing with your life

Can't imagine why

I...I dont know

>:3

asshurt californian mods

rate my epic theory of the future

it's mostly a joke but kind of not

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reported

Bellarmine University


hmmm

NEED a quebecois gf

>bf is tired
>really horny
Life is suffering

fuck yourself with a shovel

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indeed

it's nice because my roomate left so I have the room to myself for the last month

please don't kill me I leave the door unlocked all the time

nobody leaves

If you don't think Coke Zero is the best sodie-pop in the world you need to get the FUCK out and NEVER come back

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business idea: binge and purge

t. coke salesman

Why is everything that delivers shitty? I don't want chink food or Pizza REEEEE. Need more variety.

Do you live literally in the middle of no where?

>/fr/ edition
Y a encore des Cajuns aux ÉU ?

No, I live in the suburbs of the GTA. The only places that deliver are ethnic food and Pizza, or KFC. I'm just too drunk to drive right now.

sauce

nah

This should have been the first post

Grill stopped responding
Why do I keep falling for this meme

have you tried better propane?

wtf is a triple double and why do niggers care so much.

Oui

Louisiana

Give it to me, fuccboi.

Caroline poster

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black people spend every penny they earn on food, beer, and frivolous things such as clothes, cars, etc.

small plate of pasta and half of a cherry cheesecake

>eating pasta
Enjoy your diabetes

I throw away pairs of socks after they get dirty 1 time, because i'm in a first world country

>spend every penny they earn on food, beer, and frivolous things such as clothes, cars, etc.

What else can you spend money on?

for what it's worth i threw it all up

Beware the king of Concacaf!

I guess the concept of saving money is a white person thing

CHI

Everyone's so stupid, everyone but me

>Everyone's so stupid, everyone but me

No you're an idiot, everyone is stupid but ME

The only reason you would save money is to buy food, beer, and frivolous things such as clothes, cars, etc at a later point in time.

France used to set nukes off for my birth month.

I love france too.

and me

t. retards
im the most intelegent

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAaaaaaAAaaaaaaaaaaAaAAaAaAa

inteligents is something your bornt with, not something you make for to be yourself

t. "100% not a tranny"

frankie sinatra

I don't trust the Japanese. What's their end game?

Is Joni Mitchell the GOAT cum female artist ever?

At 15 I entered a new school. I changed because I was bullied at the precedent.

In the first few weeks a guy intvites me to his birthday party. (Those guys became life long friends).

But it was after school and someone took my agenda and draw a big veiny penis on the day.

We all laughed. I kinda didn't care because they we're friends.

Then throughout the shool year everybody started drawing dicks in my agenda. Tank dicks, Balloon dicks, Dinausor dicks. Small dicks, big dicks. Every fucking day had one.

It was a boys school and our english teacher was a brand new young cute one, always making comments like "guys, calm down your teen hormones"

So one day I went to the bathroom and a dude put my agenda on the floor¸ opened on a nasty dick page.

The teacher was walking in the alleys and saw it.
She was upset and angry. "what the fuck is this user?"
Then she started flipping pages of my agenda.
And turned fury red. She sent me to the principal, with my dick book in my hands.

The principal was a sadistic mofo. He tought I was the pervert who draw this. Then I told him other people did. He asked me to tell him the names. I never did and got a 1 day suspension and a fucked up reputation from the teachers and pricipals for the next five years.

He's a tranny?

dont think for a SECOND i've forgotten what you did 2 years ago

this

should I go buy some of these and eat them and be a piece of shit

I'll give you a few creme pies

r8 the new gf

My penor hungers for rump no more

What the hell is wrong with you

thot

did you jack off

@73398079

It's ok user, i don't mind your size. It's really nice

yeah. I buy cookies and pastries every once in a while. But I binge eat them.
I'll go through 2 bags of oreos in an evening, and a liter of milk.

yes

didn't read any of this

thanks a big factor holding me back is the time it takes to drive there

Just fired off a sticky hot stream.

Thanks Danmark

This thread's a bit gay for my tastes

Grape or strawberry jelly, buds?

watching train to busan rn haha

You mean purple fructose syrup or red syrup?

grape ofc

strawberry is the patrician choice

>Chicongo
It all makes sense

B O Y S E N
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best poster itt?

>meme berries
>unironically

I live in rockford my hillperson neighbor

yeah it's what I do too, I'd eat the whole pack tonight and then starve tomorrow
it's the biggest brain tier of eating patterns

hmm I might later as well even though I said I was trying to cut down

need an afrikaner gf

Strawberry because I'm white