ITT: Holidays Americans do not celebrate

ITT: Holidays Americans do not celebrate

I'll start:
- Easter

Good Friday

Boxing Day

May Day

Holy Saturday

Invasion Day

Easter Sunday

Easter Monday (Public Holiday)

The Queen's Birthday (Public Holiday)

Why don't Americans celebrate ANZAC Day?

Labour Day (Public Holiday)

We have Labor Day

Eid

But not Labour Day

Why don't Australians celebrate guy fawkes and new years day?

Because we're not scotch proddie scum like some

WHY DO THEY HAVE THE EGGS?

>ausfalians will never enjoy the quintessential pasttime of lighting fireworks with the family

They would be extremely tasteful

Burgers don't appreciate how we alone saved western democracy.

Epiphany

>Being a territory

Mothering Sunday

>it's real
Wtf U.K.

>He doesn't get a white chryssy pinned on him by the Cathedral Dean
Honestly the state of you