>Try flirting with mexican grill on interpals
>she calls my pickup lines awkward but cute, says their abit eccentric in mexico
>Ask her for advice on mexican pickup lines
>tells me one "A que hora sales por el pan?" ant he history behind it
>mexican pickup lines have history
jesus, if they teach these skills to china america is done for
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>When do you leave for the bread?
I don't understand the joke, explain pls. I took 4 years of spanish and I can't understand this pick up line ;_;
apparently mexicans used to take some time buying bread, so it's feasible to meet up some time and buy bread together
oh ok, I guess haha, thanks.
are a grill by any chance?
Nope, sorry. Maybe my writing idiosyncrasies are effeminate.
Screw China
if you look like this sure idm
shoo shoo
Dedicate this song to her m8
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>if they teach these skills to china america is done for
It's flirting, not violin. When it comes to interpersonal contact Asians are fucked.
China aint shit.
well, i'm just flirting with her, and i think shes giving hints she isn't interested in stuff beyond that
ftw no mexican gf
Just go to america bro
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they are already on the way to brazil 2.0 anyway
Holy shit how did you know his name?
Piropos are part of the "culture" but it's more like a MexicoCityANO and albañil thing.
I'm flirting with the next three posters. We'll see whos better at it.
So. uhm how are you.
Fine and you?
Why don't ya come over here and Yank on me didgeridoo ya Seppo gay cunt?
Getting kind of excited and revved up actually.
I've never been so turned on in my life.
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Lol I'll have to use this one
Ever read the hitchikers guide?
Facken oath ya are. Now come over 'ere and let me put my taipan in your mouse hole.
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Hows about some music to lighten the mood here.
What if it's some variation on how they like their eggs or what kind of coffee they like? Implying that picking up is a done deal and the rest is just lost in translation. Could that be it?
Donde...*upside down question mark*
You sound like a dud root.
Explain all those amwf couples
Chinese domination imminent
I'd love to hear this song but I can't stop laughing.
STFU china im' busy.
thats 3 and more.
I'm retiring. and running out of alcohol.
Oh shit, do people in Asia not know what a betabux is? Boy you guys are in for such a rude awakening.
Yeah?
Are you sure? If global culture edges towards family then i think china's got it in the ball, most decent PRC guys want a family asap
Adoptions cool.
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I said I'd be flirting so hear you go.
>It's flirting, not violin.
Yes, I'm sure. This is one contest in which being autistic will not win you the day.
You're in for a rude awakening when Jason Leung starts buying your mother's house and rents it back for twice as much
Oh, I saw the lyrics in the thumbnail and thought it might be this for a second:
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Do people there know what clutching at straws is?
eh, most chinese guys rather do it themselves ;^)
I dunno, It depends on the chinese guy your talking about, i have plenty of non autistic friends that'd do well in it
Do you know what a Chinese cock feels like up a virgin pucci?
Ask your future daughter when she brings home her first boyfriend
>i have plenty of non autistic friends
No offence, but that's kind of like a Greek guy going, "But none of my friends smell like BO and olives."
>Do you know what a Chinese cock feels like up a virgin pucci?
>When Asians try to be vulgar and abusive in English
Nice comeback and reaction image
Here's a tissue
It's ok to cry
I mean the chad tier guys with no shame, there are a number here
You really don't see it do you?
I'm thinking you're not quite getting it, either.
billions and billions
t. carl sagan.
Chinese chickens.
Now thats funny.
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Tell me how you like these lyrics.
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fixed that for ya.
Jokes aside I think love songs are a little bit disturbing desu.
for a moment i thought the one on the left was the secretariat of governance of mexico
I wanna know what love is. I want you to show me.
> a que hora sales por el pan.
Goddamn, this is genius. Here in Columbia, Pan can mean pussy depending on the context.
Example: a single roll of bread used to cost $100 columbian pesos back in the day, so some people, especially low class people, might say: Mami, tremendo pan de 100.
So, "a que hora sales por el pan" could be interpreted as " at what time do you go out looking for pussy"?