My gf is so fucking fat

>my gf is so fucking fat

then dump her

this tbqh

or simply tell her to lose some weight you beta fuck

mine used to be but i just told her she should lose some weight due to health issues. My family has a long line of diabetes cases so I just told her I didn't want to see her like that.

Worked like a fucking charm.

>gf is fat
>she finds out she loses weight during sex
>she becomes an insatiable nimpho

Taylor?

Fat girls are the best

wtf yes?

>my gf is a spooky scary skeleton

No man deserves this fate

shes skinny now

LIES

sorry if youre disappointed now

HNNNNNNGGG

>*shrill voice* oi you're fuarking finally home cunt. What did you buy me for dinner?

Your reaction?

T-they only had s-salad...

Literally my nightmare

My gf is ugly and that can't be fixed through diet or exercise. I love her though

dis dicc

...

No it's true that some kinds of ugliness are unfixable.

Lol. I wanted to say something when we were at Webster's the other night.

breh....

Fuck off you wog cunt.