Canada + USA + Mexico

/cum/ - some loser edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=r5aR7Ew-EGo
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Sophisticated...

...

is he an expat, kraut or taiwanese?

...

cute doggo

*savage dogo

A good day for a walk :D
Hat + sunglasses to hide my ugly face. Good times xD

he is a high quality poster with impeccable taste

CUUUUUUUIUUTE

If thats all it takes to hide your ugliness then you're not ugly

killy ourself

My thread is better

*savagest doggo

I couldn't find my keys for a solid fifteen minutes before I found out they were on my desk the whole time, just under a pack of gum
Had to miss one of my classes because of it ffs

Forgot to take my xanax this morning
Gonna die buds

jealous

Free thoughts are dangerous in this "free" country...

Why are you posting on /cum/ and not succing on some qts toes??

I am going to take that as a compliment.
Wow! My first compliment!

breddy savage

Ancient Egyptians was also rockin waves...
Learn thy history

>My thread is better

It's like 2am rn
Can't get a succ on in Taipei, no time for sluts here to busy with friends
But leaving tomorrow
Gonna report back from Taichung once I nibbled in on the first piece of phat callus

>too busy to succ toes
...

What hobbies does /cum/ have?

German girls > taiwanese girl

I'll never understand foot-kraut's misguided love life

How can one post be so wrong

masturbating and crying

>american cult members

God bless the red sox organization, I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk.

What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral! way to go, waaay to goo. Now I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the corporate jerk offs on the phone, not even watching the fucking game, waving at the camera.

Good, good decision front office you fucking morons. We use to go the ball park and say that's where Mickey Mantle homered, that's where Roger Maris tripled, that's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob.

Now you go to this fucking place and you say "ahh that's where teixeira pulled his left nostril".

Good for the red sox, good for them. I'd like to see the red sox and the cubs, that's what I'd like to see.

There I said it, call me what you want, call me an uncle tom I don't give a fuck because I say what yankees fans want to say.

It can be made by you

Umm yeah it's called real life

watching anime and sports, playing video games once every 2 weeks, and wondering where my life went wrong

Very rude

Good post

Posting on /cum/

Anything involving Red "Commie" Sox needs to be shut down

>goes to taiwan
>doesnt spend every waking moment succing some toes

EYO

blacks were doing this ironically

NIGGA SHUT THE FUCK UP HOLY FUCK

EYO IM FROM BROOKLYN

I'S REMEMBERS THEGOODS OL DAYS OF YANKEES STADIUM, BACK WHEN THE YANKEES WAS KING OF THE WOILD

I found myself a dogface

...

she certainly is a dog

>new england accent
>new yawkah

fuck off honky

DAS RITE B ONLY US REAL NEW YORKAS KNOW THE REAL ACCENT

>NY niBBas

What are your thoughts on the somewhat popular /dixie/ general? Should northerns be worried?

I'm a new englander dumbshit

>I'm a new englander dumbshit

GET OUTTA HERE

The south is divided between white traah and black garbage. If they ever worked together thet could be dangerous but they won't.

My name is Jordan

ALEJANDRO, FERNANDO

Hi Jordan

Thot filter

Good morning. It's nice to wake up while it's still morning as opposed to only seeing 5 hours of sunlight a day for a change.

Just about 3/4 through the biggest term paper of the year, going to hang out with a qt in a few days, getting my depression under control.

Things are starting to look up finally laddies

I want to find a way to leave anime behind. But I can't. I keep coming back. I'm almost 25

God is dead and /cum/ killed her

mmm

I miss Canadian cia

>brits

>CIA still makes the exact same posts years later

how pathetic

I want to be the very best like no one ever was.

Vagina = Literally life on essymode right

Looking at prostitutes on Backpage
almost all of them have "No AA" on their profile lol
also super surprisingly cheap. 200 for an hour... what's the catch

To date them is my real test
To succ them is my cause
I will travel across the land
Searching far and wide
These QT toes to understand
The fragrance that's inside
ASIAN TOES

what is AA?

All the ones here say "no blacks"

Aids

The fick is aa again

I thought escort listings were banned

doesn't match the rhythm 2/10

They moved them to dating

Of course it does
Are you dumb or something

I'll give you the D for effort.

No African Americans

or "Massages"

youtube.com/watch?v=r5aR7Ew-EGo

oh lol, that's funny they just say "no blacks" where I live

You smell that?
Smells GUD

There's also this lol
watch out boys she's a lawyer

that looks cool

is the resident kraut in today

>that looks cool

nope

>roommate wont leave so I can fap

reeee

What do you guys think abut /cum/ hosting a world cup?

Like one of the countries?

Im gonna be right next to a stadium and unable to go because FUCK PAYING $500+ FOR NOSEBLEEDS

a racing tournament?

who cares

Like the 3 at the same time, the same cup

FUCK WHITE AND FUCK DRUMPF PEOPLE

Impeach Drumpf NOW!

Tijuana and San Diego were going to host the olympic games but it got cancelled

It's about time we got the recognition we deserve.
We've got more meemees than entire boards.

my prenup wont guarantee my future wife a dime
if she doesnt like it she can go fuck herself
if no women like it then fuck it ill die alone

>BOGO on slurpees today
>dont want to walk the 2 miles up and down a steep hill to 7-11

AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH