Hey Sup Forums, I think my girl is too fat and it makes my dick look small

Hey Sup Forums, I think my girl is too fat and it makes my dick look small.

I was always told it's average but she makes it look small in the pics we take.

Yes, your dick is definitely huge, it's definitely your wife that's the problem.

This thread is now a bar thread. Odds are drunk, evens pretend, dubs cause fights.

Thanks, I think so too.

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You're both just terrible

We're all God's creatures.

Dude where's your dick?

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looks like a hotdog weenie

Some of us are a little less creature than others.

Here's her sweet pussy.

>heart shaped box

Only 34 and we already have 3 teenagers.

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id fuck her

Someone should, OP got a baby dick so you know she not satisfied.

dick is small and the repulsive bitch is fat

kek at this thread

I thought it was Amy Schumer

Looks like she's drinking bubble tea.