Prove you aren't americunt?

Prove you aren't americunt?

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Litre

My milk comes in bags

My daughter dates a Muslim

I am one haha thread ruined!

today's date is 01/06/2017

OBSESSED

Jesus

I hate guns

Laiks ir 15:44 pediņ

Muy name is Pablo

last week, I made a doctors appointment 3 months in advance, and still had to wait 12 hours at the hospital before a doctor would see me.

COVFEFE

My granddad is from Braunau

found the leaf

Izdrāz sevi!

I have a Turkish flag outside of my Deutschland apartment.

I can read and write.

I occasionally go for a run

Le funnay buzzword xDDD
awoo spread the maymays :DD

I watch Formula 1, and think American Football is retarded

Christ, VR guitar hero is looking good as shit.

Did you say Awoooo~

Born in Charleston, SC.

Disillusioned of national identity during early teens.

Currently living in Tokyo.

Haven't kept up with contemporary American (or, hell, even world) events in half a decade.

How loose is your definition of "American"?

I'm geographically and legally qualified for your patronizing title, but I feel no affiliation with my "homeland."

Fuck with me.

>Americans in charge of not sperging out when people insult their borderline retarded reality TV star president
Maybe you should hang out at the autistic containment chan that sucks that retard's dick 24/7 and doesn't believe in vaccinations.

If you look closely they are moving the coffin off the plane.

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I can spell Mississippi

what do you mean 'borderline' retarded?

Healthcare is free

Metric system, euro and welcome refugee

What are complex historical and regional influences on intragovernmental policies?

Clearly not American, or possibly just not educated.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Health_care_in_the_United_States

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A greasy sand nigger raped my girlfriend and I welcomed him into my home.

Long live the Queen.
Enough proof for you yet, wank stain?

Colour

weebo

I am able to speak in more than one language.

My daughter recently got raped by a muslim gang, afterwards the police busted in my door and arrested me. Then I had to pay them reparations for my not wanting to be culturally enriched.

>weebo
Are you fucking retarded or just underaged? How don't you know the proper term you phone posting faggot

Dumb fucker, see

That's just stupid, no matter where you're from

I am American though. I don't care about anything but my own issues.

I look with curiosity when I see someone not my ethnicity or caution, depending on their race.

it's. it January you idiot it's JUNE AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STUPID. WONG J MONTH

Fuck off, we're full.
Nah, just takin the piss, cunt.
Taxis aren't a viable mode of transportation.

"half a decade"

>America wouldn't let me into their country
>Better make a post on Sup Forums

I don't vote against my own socio-economic and political interests.

It's 2 June, winter officially started yesterday, can't say I'm loving the weather.

no hyperbole here, this is fact.

you forgot to mention how a gay liberal handicapped trans judge ordered you to lick
the cum out of your daughter's cunt, wipe your mouth on Old Glory and sing a call to
prayer every morning for sixteen years at the local mosque.

Nu ir sūdi, mums blakus ir Krievija.

I believe in cradle-to-grave welfare, that hate speech is a crime, universal healthcare is a right, and that being subservient to the state is the noblest act of a citizen.

i know what a crumpet is

>Fuck with me.
That's okay. You sound pretty fucked already.

Mein sister liebe anal

Guns are uncivilised

Mein Führer ist güt, Sieg Heil!

Do you have any concerns about this in any way? I am in no way an islamophobe but you can't argue with the fact that more then a few muslims have fucked up rules/ideas about their kids and or their own relationships.

I have a good president youtu.be/1m49GSVqeOo

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Burger your comments make no sense,
The date is 01/06/17....

I don't have a president

My daughter was raped by my wifes boyfriend and I was arrested for a hate crime after telling him off for it.

my entire village was built in the 17th century with an original roman viaduct still providing us with water to poo in loo

I have intact my foreskin.

I don't make salty threads like this one.

sage

D.C stands for District of Columbia

When i first arrived here everyone clapped when the plane landed. I still dont know why they do it.

i get sexually abused by a pack of emus almost every day

My dick is intact.

I"m sorry to hear that. Enjoy your masturbation-induced psychosis.

>A 2014 survey of the healthcare systems of 11 developed countries found the US healthcare system to be the most expensive and worst-performing in terms of health access, efficiency, and equity.
lol

I weigh under 100kg, actually know how the EU works, and think American cheese is disgusting.

1+1=2

I just bought a coffee and didn't tip anybody.

My sister doesn't give me an erection.

freak!

ich hab nen langen schwanz .

Ich kann verstehen, was ich hier schreibe.

>I hate guns
because you legally can't own one.

i needed surgery and i didn't have to take out a loan to pay for it

Not proof

i went to the doctor and the first thing they asked me was about my illness not about how i was going to pay

Easy. There are few KFCs around and even if'd happen to go there (which I wouldn't do) I would barely encounter any nigger in there...

I don't stay out of a world war just to jump in when all the hard work has been done and claim victory.

They ask you to pay at the end and then you tell them you have insurance because you aren't a nigger.

3.14

I have a Masters degree and I'm not tens of thousands in debt.

This isn't a you laugh you lose thread.

I'm the only one laughing, nigger.

I have no debt because I got a scholarship. See I wasn't given a handout. I earned it.

>got a scholarship
>wasn't given a handout

I have freedom

How does it feel knowing you worked your ass off for your degree, while I spent most of university playing video games and partying and achieved the same qualification?

oh sorry, typo. raped*

nah mate. you earned fuck all. you begged for fucking charity you tramp

Jesus Christ I am very sorry to hear user.
I pressed F.

> tfw you don't know its a trap or not anymore
My dick says 40% chance of being a trap.

I know how to use metric sistem, and drive car with manual transmision.