Blocks your path

>Blocks your path
What do?

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guess i got me a lot of fucking to do

I would take off my clothes and start screaming at people.

fap

go around

>stagger backwards as the smell hits me
>lift my shirt up to cover mouth and nose
>whip out collapsible cock-baton
>swing like Sammy Sosa and clear a fucking path

This

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Jokes on them. This is my fetish. Bring out the fire hose and have a topless wet t shirt contest. Everybody wins.

Push them down one by one. I am a man with brain.

>topless wet t-shirt contest

Kekked

bitches be crazy

>Walking down the street and see 30 unconscious females.
What do?

Release the puppers.

Do you think anything could possess a group of men to do this?

Same. Looks fun

Dance like never before

K3k

call the cops, of course

kek

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Pull out my skinny dagger dick and piss in their direction while screaming "WHOOOBULLOOOUUGGGUUBBUUUUUULLLAWWHOOOOBULLOOUUUGGUUBBBULLLL

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Yes, if your city had 30 male murders in just one year, you bet your ass you would be down there, ass naked, screaming.

Oh wait, there probably are at least that many murders of men in your city within the year, except no one gives a fuck, cuZ that's not a lot of murders, and we are all grown ups who need to accept that people get killed all the time.

this

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bitch you ever heard of chicago?
252 murders this year so far.
dont see a lot of niggers stripping in protest there.

looks like 30 naked sarah silvermans

When in rome...
STRIP and yell back

227 male

Pull out the razor.. We have stuff to do..

razor?
you mean weed wacker

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Not that user, but I think that was his point.

Fellow Chicagofag here. I'd see if you want to meet up for a beer, but you sound like a chicken dipper.

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free tits Event.

>what do you do?
pick up the clothes and run

what the fuck is a chicken dipper?

Yeah guess i didn't read the whole thing.

so

never mind.

I guess i actually backed up anons post.

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Ground beef

This was my school they really are a bunch of whiny pussies

A chicken dipper is you.

And glad that we cleared that up.

With things like police training they act like one of the poor countries, it's disconcerting.

Get naked?

That scene from the rapey robocop where he is shooting the dicks off of all the rapists comes to mind, but with robocop shooting off these bitches tits.

eww, i looked it up
sorry you have me mistaken for someone else
I was going to feel sorry for you since your state is going to ass rape your income, but since you seem to be a bit of an asshole

enjoy living in the east germany of the midwest!!

UK fag here. Chicken dipper is slang around London, used to refer to a spastic, or as you Americans call them, retard.

Chicagofag, did you recently spend time in the UK?

He's so nonchalant about it. I bet in that officers mind he's visialising spraying some pesticide on his garden.

Mfw I'm a Britbong, here working at a Uni
Mfw I'm domiciled in London

Get dicked on, you walnut.

Meet the Pyro

leave the nuts hangin out

take a picture and upload to porn site

I'm British. Born under the Bow Bells. You?

Why the fuck are so many Bongs awake?

look at those weak woman getting tired after a bit of protesting

I'm in Chicago, it's 12:30 pm here.

get whip cream and aim for their tits and faces

I've tooted 3 grams of chuck Norris.

>disgusting looking breasts
>ugly
>naked in public
>screaming to show their points of view instead of being rational about it

Brighton

Take a pic of a female out of shes natural habitat.

make a sign reading "legalize public porn"

youtu.be/_TShXcZZqqA?t=12m17s

why not post the link.

That is in Bilbao, Spain.

Thanks for the info.

Ever see Pewdiepie?

>Ground beef
lol

Get naked and start screaming.

When in Rome...

i'd pass them bitches fuvki g casual like
youtu.be/iRZ2Sh5-XuM

Yeah, me and my mates saw him whilst down the pub. Tried to get a picture with him, but my mates gf called him a cunt. Surprised he didn't post some whiny vlog about it.

* fucking

kek

ref up gas chamber

Only small boobs...

yea, why should you have all the fun?

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Fap furiosly.

>go home
>call boss
>Me: hey i cant come in today, crazy feminists were in the way
>boss: understandable, have a great day.

Men are always a greater victim of violence and murder than women are.

pull out the FAL Rhodesian style

Feed that bitch a carrot?

+ 1

Isn't that the deerhaunter from timesplitters?

Does anyone have Claudia Acuña uncensored?

>boss dude at work
>call wife
>Me: hey I can't pick up the kids from kindergarten, crazy feminists are blocking the way out
>Wife: AAAAAAAAHhhh

take off my pants and challenge them to wrestle

>yell fuck them while they're still warm

It'll take a crane to get them out.

kek

don't mind me, just watering these flowers

all I can picture is a trouserless, overweight neckbeard, feet shoulder width apart, legs bent, arms outstretched. His 3 inch choad is erect and throbbing. Flop sweat flows down from his forehead.

"Let's rassle!"

>rape

This, except get a bunch of other dudes in on it so they would have no chance to react. Throw their clothes in a river or something, keep running.

THE MOOSE IS LOOSE

damnnn this made me look up Oakland where i live near and visit all the time thinking its ghetto as fuck, it is but only fucking:
24 homicides of late MAY!

proud of my Bay Area cleaning their shit up, at one point we had at least one a day

I could see /r9k/ doing this if the government banned tendies

Implying you would whip it out, no balls

The tendie riots. Can you imagine the smell?

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>The tendie riots. Can you imagine the smell?
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee