Settle down tards of the internet, I think it's time for a story
>Be me, in the beginning year of high school
>Just moved, so had no friends
>Decided I wanted to join a club
>Usual lameass clubs, drama club, chess club, meme club, yearbook...
>Wait, meme club?
>I looked back at the paper
>ohno.jpg
>I held the piece of paper in my hand
>OhNo.jpg
>the writing was in the meme font, as was filled with deadass memes and emojis
>REEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg
>ffwd a couple of weeks, made some friends who were into only the highest quality memes
>I still had the flier for the meme club in my backpack somewhere
>I showed it to them
>Their reaction was a mix between "this is the funniest thing ever" and "I want to die"
>tbh, we all wanted to die
>They met up every Wednesday at 6:00 p.m.
>we thought it would be funny to check it out and see how horrible it was
>I wish we hadn't
>the class was filled with:
>2 fat tards talking about doge as if it just came out
>3 scrawny 14 year old's that say they are the greatest thing since pepe le frog
>4 people who think it is still ok in 2017 to wear monster and DC
>and 2 tard wranglers in the back looking as suicidal as a sandnigger
>The room was covered in 2009 memes and emojis
>enough to give someone nightmares
>some guy, around mid 30's, approached us. He was wearing a doge shirt that had multiple meme pins on it
>"Hiya dudes! You want to join the dankest club in the universe?"
>Trying my hardest not to vomit from all of the normieness, I said, "No, we just wanted to check it out"
>"Fair enough! You're just in time for our meme of the day!"
>Doesn'tthisclubmeetweekly?.rar
>She goes to the front of the class, while we are at the doorway, holding a picture with something on the other side
>"Alright, guys, today's meme of the day iiissss...."
>She rotated the picture
>it was a picture of dat boi, but instead of it saying "o shit waddup" it said "oh crap, what's up?"
cont?
Settle down tards of the internet, I think it's time for a story
Part 2
>Dat boi has, and always will have, a special place in my heart as my all time favorite meme.
>before that, I would have forgiven them for their normieism, but they have desecrated a work of art, and will not go without punishment
#nothingwrongwithacleansing
ffwd a couple of days
>Before school started, I went to the front office
>"Hi, I have some questions regarding clubs here?"
>The secretary, who just ended a phone call with someone, said "Of course, which club do you have questions about?"
>"How do you report a club of delivering hate speech?"
>"I'm sorry, what was that?"
>ofukimintroublenow.jpg
>"Uhh, never mind. Another question I have is how does a club no longer become a club?"
>the secretary gave me an old af book, and said "Page 263: dissolution of school clubs"
>After being impressed that she even knew about that, I read the pages
>there are 4 ways you can terminate a club
>1. Lack of funding from the school
>2. Lack of members in club
>3. A signed petition of 200 signatures and a reason why said club should be terminated
>4. Said club was consistently breaking school rules and/or putting the student's at risk of injury or death
>I had 4 murder weapons in front of me, the thing is, which one do I use?
>4 would take too much time
>1 wouldn't work either, as the school was rich af
>I chose 3, a signed petition of 200 signatures
>next day, me and my friends were early for school again, paper and clipboard in hand, trying to get signatures
>A rule of the school is that we have to thoroughly explain the petition
>Most of our responses ranged from "Are your serious? These people have a safe space to go to and you're going to tear it down?" to "Fuck off, retard"
>we got only 4 signatures, all of them were by me and my friends
>we realized this won't work, so we turned to number 2
>lack of members
Go on op
Part 3
>Went back next Wednesday to join the club as an undercover OP
>It was hard trying to convince them to leave
>then I showed them Sup Forums
>normies never even heard of it
>they were instantly hooked and left the club
>except two
>the tards
>they were too retarded to use a computer independently, so Sup Forums wouldn't work
>I thought about it over the week, and I came up with the perfect solution
>During lunch, I gave the two tards tendies if they don't go back to the club
>They agreed by hugging me
>Nothingwrongwithacleansing.jpg
>A few days in, and i checked back at the club
>the principal and the leader of the normie club are talking about closing it down
>normie leader says that he wants to recruit more members if they were to get more funds
>principal agrees
ffwd a week
>we all gather around a gym
>normie leader is in the center, while the students and staff are on the bleachers
>He welcome everybody, make normie puns, and pulls down a large projector screen
>OFUK.jpg
>It was a music video of "watch me" with the normie leader dabbing, whipping, singing terribly, as well as dead af memes like:
>21
>damn daniel
>1738
>why the fuck you lying
>the list goes on and on really
>after 5 minutes of this, he says that at the end of the day he will be outside with a clipboard for people to sign if the want to be in the club
>This I had to see
>mfw no one signed it
>mfw the club was shutdown not long after that
>mfw people made that music video into a meme and made fun of the normie leader
>mfw the normie leader had to move to another school
Link the vid faggot
lllllllel toopes of the keks really funny story lel kek
srsly kys summerfag
It's not on youtube, and we were forced to delete them otherwise we would get suspended, and I do not want to get my ass beat
nah mate, i shall be a nuisance until the endtimes
stfu already nigger
O crap what's up?!
>nigger
nah, I'm as white as can be, you simpleton
they couldn't allow swearing, obviously, and I can't explain the "what's up?" part for the life of me
They probably thought, "HEY LMBO LETS CHANGE IT TO PROPPER SPELLING!!! IT'LL BE MORE FUNNY SPELLED PROPERLY!!!" It's actually genious.
"I am such in touch with the may mays
OP is a faggot
Need that link
>OP is a faggot
OP is always a faggot, but this gave me stage 7 cancer
What is with all the shit threads today
i'm just going to admit it right now, it's fake. I'll go kms
fag, you belong in that club for life
k..
Memes have become like fashion. Its only purpose is to give people a sense of belonging to a group.
pretty sure op just admitted to being underage