>You wake up in Chicago
What do you do now?
You wake up in Chicago
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try not to get shot
I will
>get a cheap ticket for United Airlines
>double book my own seat
>refuse to leave
>get beaten up
>sue them for 300 million USD
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Get some 'go 'za
Meet up with Mr. Chi-City.
Get a wet beef sandwich.
Been there lots of times, would go get a deep dish pizza they're pretty good. If you're just visiting you'd have to be retarded or just very unlucky to have anything happen to you.
head to O'Hare and leave as soon as possible
Get shot lol
>Chicongo
>Not getting shot
TOPKEK! Guess I'm getting shot.
Post on Sup Forums like usual.
Same if you live in the north side.
Die of hipotermia.
Find a nice, white enclave and enjoy my time there
>>You wake up in Chicago
daily thing faggo
Deep dish is great, but it's a tourist thing mainly. This is what we actually eat on the regular when we get pizza.
Speak for yourself, princess.
go to some ghetto, say that i'm the medellin plug, become the gang leader, and fuck bitches everyday while i listen to drill
I will get shot, thanks very much, no point going to a place and not experience local culture.
>You wake up in chicago
ok so another normal day
t. todd tourismo
or
t. alan suburbiana
stick my hand down my pants
get shot
t. Aleczz Wienermeister
go to portillo's and get a hotdog with ketchup
This is true
Top pleb
>not getting an italian combo
what even are you doing
So when are you ladies having your wedding?
chicago fag spotted
REEEEEEEEE
What kind of shit bread is that? Wheres the juice?
>suburban lad gets found out
>resorts to this weakness
>goldenlaughingface.jpg
It's just a pic I found quick on google. It should be completely soaked, you are right.
I came to post this.
actual fag spotted
You can have it both ways
Drive about 38 minutes to get back home
Well I would be illegal so I would just go back
RIP
Hows that apartment in Boystown treating you, fairyboy?
>be away from home
>talk to someone new and ask where they're from
>"Chicago."
>"Oh cool, me too. Which neighborhood are you from?"
>"A-actually I'm from Aurora/Joliet/Skokie/Oak Lawn/etc."
>mfw
Glad we could agree.
Never fails
You can also put ketchup on a hotdog, but that doesnt mean its right.
try and find the Bulgarian hoods, there's supposed to be like 15k of us there
I bet you enjoy eating that new york crust out of your boyfriends ass crack.
people from chicago suburbs are some of the worst people i've ever met
Go to the nearby walmart
I know theres a big Bulgarian church in the northwest part of town. Id try there.
wew lad he is mad
>t. Nigbert Nigglesby King III
Not mad at all. Queers like you just gross me out. I bet you say "chee town" and eat your fag pizza with a fork.
Get some Chicongo pizza and then fly to Montreal or Toronto
that actually looks really nice
Based negro. Dunno why people so often claim to be from Chicago when they aren't.
>wake up in chicongo
>go outside
>get shot by roaming feral niggers
Why do autists like you do this samefagging shit? Nobody else cares about your stupid little argument.
>no one ever disagrees with me, it's always just one autist
>wake up
>hmm looks like I'm in chicago
>hitchhike back to arizona
Sure, you could do that if you get lost in washington park. Or you could visit this Lithuanian church that has services in Lithuanian.
Look man, I don't care about this stuff as much as I used to but your insecurity over this is very apparent. You are a lot more upset than you should be.
The funny thing is I just realized he is trying to pretend to be someone else saying that and samefagging himself.
Get a plastic on my leg so PD has GPS on me
Nobody fucking cares about your bitchfest. You fucked up this thread. Jackoffs like you are why Chicago has a bad image.
buddy, you were the one who tried to speak for people from Chicago, you were also the one to sperg out.
What the fuck are you talking about? Im from Boston you mongoloid. I was just backing up the other guy because nobody should have to deal with faggots like you by themselves.
Walk on down to local elementary school for an enjoyable day of cla
Ignore that fag. "He" isnt worth the effort tbqh.
haha whatever you say suburbia
Go get me one of these bad boys.
If I were in Chicago, Id be getting more dubs than usual it seems.
I would stay in America, would go to find bus to the New-York and would go to the New-York and stay there. Find work, rent flat and enjoy living in USA.
>not staying in ukrainian village
Enjoy getting raped by kikes in queens ang brooklyn, dumbass.
be displeased that I was moved one county to the east
I'd probably just walk home or something
Chimpcago isn't even in the same league as NYC. Stay buttmad, nigger.
DuPage county sucks massive nigger cock.
get shot
Hows that 200 sq ft studio in staten island treating you, fuckboy?
I go to the worst part of town, that being the notorious "South-Side", and upon arrival I take due caution with regard to a certain man by the name of "Leroy Brown", the said man having rather a degree of infamy in the town (indeed, to superfluous extent), drawing comparisons to monstrous apes and vicious guard-dogs.
Don't even breathe on me, loser
data.bls.gov
You chucklefucks and the rest of the state drag us down to the 2nd worst unemployment rate in the country. Meanwhile we're sitting here at 4.1%, which is about the third best county in the state.
Smell ya later, Ash.
>DuPage has the same texture value as the lake
holy shit we found atlantis
I already live in Chicago
What now
Get the fuck back down South where I belong, then burn my shoes for catchin' yankee soil.
won't be the only thing burning comrade
join a gang and become a drill rapper
t. a transgender jewish chink/nigger hybrid whos first langauge is spanish
wew. he must be from the long-lost tribe of omega-israel.
I attend the Dodgers-Cubs game on Wednesday
buy a house on the south side
...
Wow. Thats nice.
Eat some pizza and then go back to my igloo.
Take a bus trip home because I'm tired of getting beat up at the airports
Me too. Fuck jewnited.
go work for mafia
Call my mate. Ask him where the pub is his little bro manages. Have a good time.
Ask for a wet beef sandwich somewhere
>Ask for a wet beef sandwich somewhere
Is this something gay? Fuck.
why do americans laugh at slavshits although they work in those buildings every day and have to drive back so long until they arrive at their wooden copy paste houses?
take advantage of the naive americunts
Go home. It'll be a long trip and I may get shot, but I'll walk my ass home.
>sea scorpion is a shrimp
The fuck is wrong with this stupid captcha?
Contact the authorities and make my presence known.
>t. terroni scum