/cum/

Centrism edition

Fuck Drumpf

Me in the middle

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>why yes I do spend all my time alive on Sup Forums indirectly responding to people with fedora pictures to berate them

Don't mind me, just shitposting.

America should stop trying to tell brown countries what to do and should use our resources to better our own country.

the soul mate desu

>tfw no thot gf to cuddle and hold hands with

>i like garbage

>he says, posting garbage

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Cuddling is nice and makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.

>Then Pilate announced to the chief priests and the crowd, "I find no basis for a charge against this man."
>But they [the Jews] insisted, "He stirs up the people all over Judea by his teaching. He started in Galilee and has come all the way here."
Why do people constantly say the Jews didn't kill Jesus?

she does that with her beta orbiter male friends, she only dates chad to get dicked down

refugee gfs welcome

Stop using facebook. If they're your friends they can just text or call you.

At least you are self aware.

waitaminute, I took 2 shop classes, does that make me authoritarian right?

I would give anything to be that beta orbiter desu

>implying there are female refugees

Stop using Sup Forums. If they're your friends they can just text or call you.

What should I convert my extra room to buds? It's 15X20 feet

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Why is USA falling apart? A decade ago I thought you were invincible.

>using facebook to talk with friends
That's not what facebook is for unless you're 50 years old.

A Think Tank.

>Why is USA falling apart? A decade ago I thought you were invincible.

Stop texting/calling on your phone. If they're your friends they can just meet up with you in person.

>At least you are self aware.

If you could purge every person in your country from one of the four quadrants on the political compass, which one would it be?

1. Canada
2. SW

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she's cute enough to have guys you'd consider chads as her orbiters

Stop meeting up in person. If they're your friends you can use telepathy to communicate with one another.

Stop talking to people

Sex dungeon obviously

BAITED

why did I tell them to put vinagrette on my sandwich

what was I thinking?

Stop responding to people.

>Chad falls in love with her but she's already taken by Zack and won't leave him
>Chad is emotionally crushed because he knows he'll never have her
>Chad drinks a little too much and crashes his car on the way home
Would you attend Chad's funeral?

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Zack dindu nuffin

imagine being the type of person who posts slutty pictures of yourself on the internet all day

Just remembered that this show existed

>most of the girls I'm friends with have said I'm an awkward individual

Why do they hang out with still then? Some even wanted to date me but we never did.

Do girls secretly actually like awkward guys?

My goal is to eventually get paid for doing it

imagine being the type of person who posts slutty pictures of someoneelse on the internet all day

totally

I.. have to... go.. h

it can be charming if you're not disgusting

Imagine being the type of person who enjoys posting on imageboards

>hips of a 12 year old boy
>flatchest
>face is unremarkable without all that time on makeup
>ass only exists thanks to anterior pelvic tilt

imagine being the type of person who quads

>Do girls secretly actually like awkward guys?
absolutely c:

t. trans girl

imagine being the type of person who shitposts on the internet all day

I know a chad that wrapped his porsche around a tree while drunk and killed a stacy

he attempted suicide in the hospital room

She's perfect!

>>hips of a 12 year old boy
>>flatchest
>>face is unremarkable without all that time on makeup
>>ass only exists thanks to anterior pelvic tilt

wEw

Huh gayyyy

imagine being the type of person who actually uses Sup Forums

If you own many weapons, an armory may be a good option.

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Saw some guy on /r9k/ in the computer lab once

imagine being the most powerful poster in /cum/

you should have taken his virginity

did he look sad?

I dont have to imagine, I live it

FUGGGGGG HIM

>No wall
>No Muslim ban
>No Obama Care repeal
>No isolationism
>No Hillary locked up

we built this city

Very

Shall we say "fuck drumpf"?

>centrists

I could have saved you

>wall
stupid
>muslim ban
stupid
>ACA repeal
good, and should be replaced by universal healthcare provided at the state level
>>no isolationism
>thinking neocons can go 4 years without a war

this is the new world order, baby

Sooo... Bajachan 2 months ago?

Yup. Fuck Drumpf

Any West Coast fags see fighter jets or hear sirens? My apartment is soundproof

you should have got his number

You should have listened

WHY DIDNT YOU VOTE FOR ME

*african tribal beats playing in the distance*

>drumpthf wants to to deport this
what a faggot

He was 250 pounds and a neckbeard

/ This is bob. Copy and paste him so he can take over Sup Forums.
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Reminder

>its our country now
a bunch of people maintaining the traditional values of that country despite their race

i dont see the problem

VJuice is a illegal immigrant?!

oshite bob got beheaded

Sup Forums hides the smiley character

who?

I see 3 or 4 bright lights going across the sky, one falling into Portland

what happened to her(male)?

you mean cuddly

Didn't know your computer lab had mirrors.

god you are a shitty poster

gf just sent me this
what does she mean by it?

the left is seeming more attractive if i am to be quite honest with thy

>shitskin and shiteyes
into the bin