What to do when i visit ireland?

What to do when i visit ireland?

finger saoirse outside the pub la

go to those hexagonal rocks
then leave because the irish are useless ugly and boring

post on Sup Forums

order a pint of the black stuff

my mate fingered her outside an underage disco in carlow

>the irish are useless ugly and boring

t.projecting german

I am a Greek

They have a load of really fascinating grassy mounds.

looks comfy

even worse than a kraut

why?

go to mitchelstown like I did OP I don't even know how I ended up there but I had a great time with some irish lads for a few days

NO DIGGING

We know that they're filled with scary skeletons but NO DIGGING.

>jews and muslims retain their traditional attire and way of life
>germans "adapt" to modern society with a central focus on alternate sexuality

Yes!

will do

Just don't come up here to the North - you'll probably end up killing yourself after a few days

Order a stout-and-ale half-and-half by its proper name.

i can manage not to kill myself whilst in melbourne

i should be fine in northern ireland

post with an irish flag saying how much you love the uk and how much it is better than ireland, and that ireland should join the uk

they do that sometimes anyway, there are tons of dublin posters that hate ireland

>TFW the worst people I had to deal in yhe UK were Irish

Why?

Terrible drunks, addicts and shady people (girls included)
I'm not even trolling, I haven't met a single Irish person that I wouldn't look down upon

i hate dubs desu

>tfw even people all the way in Australia are trigger by our superiority

Culchies are more irish than Jackeens

More Irish? Define this Emu.

We run this country. Irish by birth, Dublin by the grace of God.

those who are from dublin are less irish than those who are not

Most Australians have some Irish ancestry. My grandfather knew Gaelic

Come to Donegal lad, we've some real nice coastlines and pubs.

Although that is literally all we have.

You dubs aren't really Irish. You're Dubs, you're your own seperate country at this point, because you sure as fuck don't have much to do with the rest of the country.

donegal was pretty comfy last time i went there

Any smooth mounds?

Jelly peasant?

Experience internet speeds you've never seen before and shitpost

sounds breddy gud

If you are a grill come north to visit the hexagonagal stones and I will show you around if you know what I mean ;)