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>Sup Forums pass

stfu

Any fellow Maisie Williams enthusiasts here?

it's that or fuck off t󠀣bh

it's called a reddit pass

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need some motivation to go on my run

Need my testes absolutely annihilated by her

takeing a poo

need to lose weight lads

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need to stop drinking so I lose weight

it's 3 am

eternal

Where are you taking it to lad?

createing a poo

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>13% of the global population is obese

mental

not i

Used to have a Korean neighbour as a kid 2bh He even played Starcraft

Work in 10
Not a huge fan

American say making eggs when they're really just cooking them.
Odd world we live in.

not me

Dreading making small talk in work. Hope everybody just leaves me alone.

Had a Korean neighbour in halls who played WC3. Could hear the "Job Done" all day.

*Looks up the word niggard*

Ah yes

all me

Me in the centre

alri

ban abnormies

Trees look like a St Bernard.

look nothing like a dog

>tfw your work has a big sitdown lunch for christmas and you get sat next to the girl who never shuts the fuck up and brags in every conversation

Read Derrida

Looks like fucking Cujo you blind cunt.

7 hour coach trip on thursday

how do i knock myself out the healthiest way?

my favourite elliot pic is this one

>Cujo
Shouldn't have googled that

Poor dog

dont know what dog that is

Drugs lad

breakfast shalt be 4 fried eggs on toast

Heroin

start chomping down valerian root lad

I work at an online casino as customer support, and for some reason the Britbong players are always so fucking rude and complain about everything.

i'll heem you once you're on the bus

hmm probably the healthiest option

think it might just be placebo though

shant be reading this

SICK TO DEATH of taking a nice stroll through the park only for some AUTISTIC CUNT to start playing with his mongcopter drone

absolutely ruins the serenity. fucking obnoxious things

Listen to a feminist lecture

I just got a job offer to work a job like yours

Is living in Malta worth the shit job?

fuck off big pharma shill

Should grab them out the air and run off with it haha

How do Strayacunts manage to ruin everything Britain gave them?
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>chavs are rude
yeah no shit shithead

set off a tactical emp in the park

I have, and Foucault, and much of the pomo school. I can't find fault with his concept of the linguistic differential (differance), and what that means about human life being a matter of interpretation and absolute subjectivity, but at a deep level I just yearn for construction and objectivity and see them both as a great social goods. To that extent I'm willing to forgo pure rationalism because I think its only one polarity of human essence, and that we need a society which cultivates our emotions and intuitions better.

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take solace in the fact they're probably depressed and addicted to more than just gambling

>There are no atheist extremists

Umm communists exist sweaty :)

5mg of melatonin, blackout eye coverings, noise-cancelling headphones playing ambient cicada chirping noise, and a nice warm cup of human breast milk.

alri phimosis

>Soldier 'slit ex-girlfriend's throat from ear-to-ear'

guess what the boyfriend looked like

59th for ancap revolution

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Eh, I think it's worth it just because I don't want to live in Sweden.
Tell me more about chavs relation to gambling.

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James Connolly was a devout Catholic as were most of the ICA

>"Extremism" is bad when the good guys are doing it meme

would kick my footy at it if I wasnt a coward

thats true

Betting connections right?

Think it would be much easier to whack it with a big stick 2bh

shift begins in 3 minutes

sitting at my desk currently and the nigger next to me is flapping he jaw really loudly as usual. god i hate working in an office of normies and niggers

the goal:

retire with a medium sized semi-rural cottage on multiple acres of land with an aviary and a beautiful garden where you can get lost

Read Adorno

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>arriving early

good goy

forwarding this to human resources

No, I work in customer support, and some translation.

i dont read commiejew philosophy
communism is the opiate of the masses

Just read a helpful guide by the NAS and found out I might have autism.

Communism is a Jewish brainwashing program lad

>Alarm set to go off in 1 hour

JUST

You don't read philosophy at all
>communism is the opiate of the masses
cringe

>sweaty
Its a glandular.

communism got BTFO hard

how much longer will uni runts cling to that failed ideology?

imagine staying up all night to the point of only having 1 hour until your alarm went off, just to reverse time by 9 hours and have a sleep
primo

until jez is resoundingly defeated in 2020

>succdem
>communist

Need a qt naked gf to wake up next to in the mornings

>qt naked gf
Casual nudity is GOAT.

Communism is the way of the future.
And you're clearly an uneducated swine.
Communism never failed on its own.

its basically a religion for atheists

but it will never be on its own
A system that can obly succeed when its the only system will never work

one time a girl i hung out with a few times said "user, come sit next to me" and patted the seat next to her. and i walked over and literally said out loud "lemme just squeeze in next to femanon, it's a dream come true" and then for the next 30 minute car ride i didn't say a single fucking word to her. that was 8 months ago and i still think of it daily.

*puts on a wig and pushes vile stinking hairy arsehole into your face* tee hee wake up honey its time for your breakfast *giggles* mmmm arent i just so cute hee hee *rubs skidmarks of shite all over your face* tee hee whoops lets go take a shower baby ;) *kisses you on the forehead and breathes disgusting male morning breath into your face*

why didnt you say anything after that autism
could have easily been played off as a joke

Help me lads

well chad was on the other side of her, and she ended up talking to him the whole time. honestly my eye twitches everytime i think about it.

wow

i don't feel so bad about myself anymore