Poorly describe video games and others try to guess, I'll start

Poorly describe video games and others try to guess, I'll start

>stupid plot
>stupid enemies
>here is a giant robot with infinite ammo and health regeneration
>here are your 5 rounds of ammo
>see you at the next jump scare asshole!

Metal Gear Solid?

Gundam

Nope, keep going

rodent foils obese man's plan for creating a amusment based on himself

You're a blue haired guy and your dad gets raped by this giant ass black knight with his sword

Halo 5.

>purple cocky douchebag pyro
>lives in gay fantasy land
>not popular anymore
>accompanied by annoying faggot bug
>Has rock collection

Sonic.

spyro

deadspace

A mute ginger saves the world from a giant bug

Gay prince don't want to go to work .
Your mission is to take him back to work .

?

yellow mouth creature consumes testicles in maze

Your dog finds condoms

FUC-MAN

>Gameplay is barely working
>Be in love with a flower
>Get karate lesson from a vegetable

nope

extinct marsupial murders lizards with indigenous Australian weapon

>Be me
>Mailman
>Thousand years into the future or some shit
>Fucking sand
>Garbage as currency

>caveman vs robot dinosaurs

It's prey. He's just salty because hes bad at it.

Fire emblem?

...

Parappa

Brit fag and his dog fight giant rabbit with tornado guns

Which one, tho?

Also
>You scream to kill

PaRappa

Spawn, die from wolves. Spawn again, avoid wolves, die from dehydration.
Spawn again, try to get shot back that you lost when you died, die again.

>Be some faggot
>World dedicated to royally fuck you
>Go kill some shit, maybe some big baddies on the way.
>Oh, right, don't forget the deep lore.

I'm thinking the wolf in the intro to Bloodborne but idk

Path of radiance

Dark souls with dex investment

>weapon scientist
>giant robot killed your friend/love interest
>magical sword can't kill people

ty the tasmanian tiger

Is it bioshock

fallout new vegas

cant leave through the front door
and
big scissors

Cucked into working for the military
Suicide mission
>bionics doe so..
> graphics are shit
>die constantly because controls are shit
>start at a, go to b, fight both ways
>boss is evil super you
> 3$ at GameStop
>before it's time and way to far after
>ya probably better as arcade game
>reboot would be good
>taste is still in my mouth though
>did I mention your bionic carrot shiner?

Fallout New Vegas

Correct


>You drive this sleek car with guns and shit
>You kill a Russian in a ground effect vehicle
>In the end you destroy some sort of mobile fortress in the Antarctica or something.

Man, dex makes me want to die sometimes.

Horizon Zero Dawn

clocktower

nice

Skyrim

You are a person wearing tons of masks that enjoys hurting others

>Spiderman has a magic iPad
>Fucks a shark
>Eats his vegetables to get big and strong

Majoras Mask?

>Old as shit legend
>World conquest lmao
>Travel the world and 7 seas to get some crystals
>Old people don't know your name well
>A jumping southern egg
>Boots and hammers, and hammers and boots

Why are we having this conversation?
It's Hotline Miami

real life?

zelda MM?

Nope

Dude, someone else literally got it. Dark Souls man.

>Edgy popular teen
>Is sent into future
>Symbolism and religion hard
>A good number of annoying bosses
>HAHAHAHAHAH

>stranded in a barren land
>using only whats around you fight off what comes to kill you
>you must create a shelter
>build large structures
>and survive for what ever reason
>never giving in to your suicide thought
>the only thing keeping you sane is a lovely piano score in the distance

i will give $10 to who ever guesses this

Yep surprised so many people didn't get it

i feel bad for not getting that
just bought and beat both those games within a year

:/

>damn youth and your skating, you're getting in the way of business

alien isolation

Don't starve?

RUST

Jet Set Radio?

No

no

Link

>look for hidden treasure
>bitchy owner of a gun company tries to stop you
>kill a monster
>find out there isn't really any treasure

Repeat ad nauseam

Swear if its fuckig minecraft

Final Fantasy X

Breath of the Wild?

Borderlands.

whats your paypal?

Good on you, m8. Fuck the airship boss that petrifies you.

Christmas morning 1992. Badass intro, weird zombie things. A girl is screaming with a collar thing drilling into her neck. Mom takes Sega CD away for months.

fucking minecraft

ding ding ding
also
>Imtakingthis
>Imtakingthis
>Imtakingthis
>and some ghost bitch

>be same fagging hard for profit
>IN THE SKY THIS TIME
>spooky yet more cheerful
>this bitch
>these assholes
>wait that bitch and that asshole what?
>oh fuck I'm that asshole
>bitch is my bitch
>in the end nothing matters
>never bother with major dynamic of a floating goddamn city in depth like all the first reviews jizzed to

Grats to people who get it, sorry for people who bought it

>cat girls
>shiny bells
>own a bakery
>a cat is fine too
>wincest route maybe
>new game out
>fucking cats, literally

bioshock infinite?

>Christmas morning 1992. Badass intro, weird zombie things. A girl is screaming with a collar thing drilling into her neck. Mom takes Sega CD away for months.
Night Trap. The butthurt that game caused was astounding.

Is Nekopara that good? Do you need a GAYMUR XDDD PC to run it?

THEY'RE MINERALS.

Skyward sword

Damn, I knew it caused butthurt, but that collar thing sounds brutal.

Was it too easy?
I think the floating city part gave it away

>future
>racing
>tubes

>have 7 dwarves
>go to shithole desert
>good luck survivng

Actually, that's my guess for this

>scientist
>sub shop
>jizz stain lighting
>'eat' people
>eat people
>massive destruction everywhere
>memories and body fat
>not really me all along

F-ZERO GX?

*slowclap* fucker

yes the floating city part did give it away

a super edgy remake of an old ass story

>jump into basement
>fight weird shit
>find weird shit
>fight satan

Binding of Isaac

>very fast boston man running at incredible hihg speed

Binding of Issac

guess it was easy

I like it enough, on my secondary private account.
Story is great-ish. Hpatches are what's up. Hoping for the imouto route. It's a visual novel so it doesn't need a leet 420 360 hyper-nasa computer.

Stranded Deep

This game is unreal, love me some Ty