> be me > 23 > live in WI > have never left the state further than Chicago IL or Des Moine IA > booked my flight for my future bro in laws bachelor party > strippersandcocaine.jpeg > have never flown before > party is in less that 2 weeks > frantically looking around Google so Im prepared dont lose my spaghetti doing this
So a few questions first and any other advise would be great.
1) im trying to fly with pot(want to bring some with me and a brownie for the flight) also if i dont have a brownie how can I smoke on the flight if at all 2) will a regular sized backpack be fine for a carry on (flying SW) 3) generally anything that I should look out for
Bentley Adams
come on Sup Forums help a dumb ass sheltered Wisconsin boy out
Jason Howard
bumpin with my girl tay tay
Benjamin Ross
>1) im trying to fly with pot(want to bring some with me and a brownie for the flight) also if i dont have a brownie how can I smoke on the flight if at all Let the flight attendant know you want to blaze. Most are stoners themselves and will hook you up with a special safe spot to do so.
>2) will a regular sized backpack be fine for a carry on (flying SW) Absolutely.
>3) generally anything that I should look out for Southwest flights are full of cackling old ladies
Levi Bennett
lol IDK if your being serious with your first answer or not....and that makes me suspicious of you other answers
Jordan Murphy
Dude are you high or just dumb?
Cameron Long
yes
Liam Thompson
anyone else other than this fool want to chime in
Hudson Mitchell
Don't bring pot with you. Why risk it when you can easily buy more wherever you go?
Benjamin Russell
im a chode who cant talk to ppl good
Kevin Phillips
anyone else....must be late
Levi Scott
Alright Sup Forumsro, let me help you out. I'm an airline pilot, so i know a thing or two about flying. 1) Do NOT, under any circumstances, bring drugs, or anything illegal with you on the plane, or to the airport. There are drug dogs, and they will find your stuff. 2) A normal size backpack is fine, it won't be an issue. Don't bring any drinks or food with you, just suck it up, and buy at the airport, because TSA will fuck with you. 3) Make sure you look for gate changes, and try to pay attention to the PA announcements. If you're nervous about flying, don't be. I can assure you that it is an extremely safe way to travel, and all airliners can fly with only one engine. Because you're flying southwest, bring a book, or portable charger, as your plane will most likely not have any in-flight entertainment.
Hope this helps Sup Forumsro
Jackson Cooper
Don't fly with bud. I bring thc caps when I travel. I keep them next to my vit-c in pill container.
Michael Nelson
im not nervous about it at all man...excitded
but I mean from what ive read taking a very small amount of pot is easy in todays America...i hear most of the time any dogs you see are for bombs
Justin Stewart
Had dogs walk past while in line, I think they looking for more dangerous stuff
Ayden Martinez
what about a brownie..IK my friends have brought brownies on the plane with them...
Jaxon Butler
Brah, it's a short flight.... Eat the brownie on way to airport.. It'll take an hour anyway...they sit back and enjoy
Jaxon Bennett
Just don't do it weed is easy to get anywhere or mail it and pick it up where you're going
Cooper Nguyen
yea i figured...i just didnt know how long it takes once your there to get into the flight and also how far could i make it in with the brownie....dont wanna eat it to early
Alexander Ramirez
I've flown with weed on me numerous times one time a security guard said I smelled like weed I just told him that i was high af and he laughed and let me through
>Canadian domestic flights
Jonathan Phillips
Prepare for the worst of humanity. SW passengers are on edge cause of the seating policy, no assigned seats ....so when the boarding starts people try and skip, employees try to stay out of it, it's a mess
Evan Watson
>Being stoned on a plane
No thank you...just get some xannies instead and down a couple brewskies
Benjamin Turner
Boarding on South West is like Walmart on black Friday.
Leo Sullivan
damn son i wish I had actual drugs
Nathaniel Moore
I wouldn't risk it if I were you. If you absolutely insist, make sure that its wrapped scent proof, and tape it to your balls or something. Don't ever put it in your bag. They x-ray them, and if they see something off, they will search it. I've flown with captains who have thrown people off flights for looking baked, so there's that too.
Luke Martinez
Brownies take like an hour at least to kick in and last a couple more hours just eat it first and you'll be fine dude don't bring drugs into an airport unless you're retarded
Landon Diaz
Just tell a doctor that you get bad panic attacks from flying and that a friend once gave you a Xanax and it helped tons he will script you at least a couple mgs
Benjamin Rivera
Keep it away from balls, off our person. Full body scan will bust you in a sec
Kevin Kelly
Oh yeah. Used to fly with them, and the second that boarding started, flight deck door is closed and locked, let the FA's deal with the hamplanets lol.
Gavin Jones
It's not scary at all unless you get really bad turbulence. I had people crying in my airplane because we thought we were going down. Second worse is when I had sleep paralysis and also thought I was going down and heard screaming but it was all in my head.All in all not bad at all you might get somewhat spooked during takeoff/landing.
Oliver Nelson
>protip The xray machines can't see through cds I hid an ounce in my CD case once and the guy even asked me "is that cds"
Xavier Barnes
then why have multiple friends brought brownies on board with no problem?
Robert Lopez
If you reject a full body scan they will pat you down so thoroughly it will 100% be found. I have only ever done it where I stick it up my ass and I don't think 99% of people want to smoke that badly.
Hunter Flores
1)I would advise not bringing it but I have flown with a vape pen that just looked like an ecig however as mentioned dogs can pick up on it and if security finds it (and knows what it is) you are FUCKED it is a federal crime considered trafficking a schedule 1 narcotic plus a laundry list of other shit they will throw at you. eat edibles before you enter the airport and then get some on the other side 2) I regularly fly with a backpack and call it my "personal bag" to avoid carry on fees (check carriers website) 3) Check in online and avoid checking bags use a E-ticket on your phone (crop to only the QR and turn your brightness up and lock the rotation) walk into the airport with pockets empty except phone and ID and everything else in your bag (no belt, jacket, sunglasses, anything you can't take through the scanners) and where flip flops if appropriate.
I have other advice if you want to know, basically I live on planes.
Austin Morgan
Sure things can work out but is it really worth being on a no fly list if you get caught?
Cooper Morris
thats what I thought this guy is full of shit
Isaiah Gray
being high on the plane and smoking at the airport is no problem.
if you try to bring green on the plane though, you better know what the fuck you're playing with because getting arrested at an airport is NO JOKE
that being said
I have successfully brought a 8th with me by buying a pack of cigs, cutting the bottom off the cigs, putting the bud in the bottom of the box in a WELL SEALED BAG and then covering the bud with the shortened cigs
just looks like a pack of smokes. but you still better BURY IT IN A CHECKED BAG
Tyler Gomez
Just get a doctor's note saying you're allowed to bring marijuana. It's super easy
Jaxon Nelson
Dude could probably tell that there was shit in your CD case but just let you pass since you didn't freak when asked about it
Adrian Brooks
If you're fat (and I assume you are), make sure you don't sit all the way down on the toilet seat when you flush. If you create a seal between your ass and the seat, the pressure from flushing will prolapse your anus instantly.
Anthony Evans
I can tell you that turbulence will never bring down a plane. Takeoff and landing may get a bit bumpy, but there is nothing to worry about. Turbulence on an airliner is nothing compared to the 172's Take it from someone with almost 15,000 hours in the air. If you want to be scared, look up microbursts. That shit gets real dangerous, real quick.
James Collins
>flushing the toilet on public transportation
Ishygddt
Owen Jackson
It still scary as fuck balls she the plane drops 400 ft in like 2 seconds
Carter Kelly
I way 163 lbs bitch
Brody Jackson
Probably, it was a huge over weight bag filled with pretty much my whole house
Jaxson Rodriguez
Never make assumptions, it's such a shitty way to live
Joshua Cooper
weigh....damn im high
Jonathan Hall
Lol I read it and didn't even realize the typo...get on my level
Angel Lewis
I'm from wisconsin also OP, but have no tips for you
Dominic Wood
Do you wanna hang out?
Parker Ortiz
Where you at?
Nathaniel Long
lol, i can understand why pax would be scared. The worst that i ever experienced was during IFR training, when we flew into a thunderstorm by accident (no Wx radar, and shitty ATC) and were having deviations of almost 1000 ft. Thats one time that I almost shit myself, not going to lie.
John Gomez
bruuhhh
Dominic Wilson
OP here im in Madison
William Gomez
just fucking ship it to your destination vacuum seal bud, wash hands, table, change clothes, rub alcohol over it, move to a different room, vacuum seal once again, repeat wash, wrap in childrens birthday wrapping paper get prepaid cc go to usps keep head down ( but don't draw attention) use one of the boxes they have most stores have a automated kiosk for shipping use that ship to your hotel with a fake name use a residential address from your town (not yours) and a fake name as return wait til you get to your hotel then say you should have mail for fake name if they do not have it, drop it. it was confiscated enroute, don't draw attention to it.
95% success rate
Thomas Murphy
DO NOT under any circumstances smoke weed on a plane. Jesus fuck just get that thought out of your head right meow unless you wanna get the shit beat out of you by 3 air marshals and 4 years of phonebooks
Kayden Jones
.....I do tho
Juan Perry
well then, go right ahead. Enjoy federal prison dumbass.
Justin Gray
the "liquids" rule is really only for water bottles and bigger bring an empty reusable waterbottle instead (like yeti) and restaurants after security will fill it for free or they will fill it on the plane
you can bring snacks through security
if there are 2 of you flying book the aisle and window, people won't want to book the middle and if they do will be happy to switch
just ask, anything you want from the airline, just ask. this is actually good life advice. worst that can happen is they say no.
carry business cards that say GM for a nice restaurant (in your city or just a major one) pass them to flight attendants and tell them you can hook them up if they want to come in ( flight attendants are always in big cities but can rarely afford nice dinners) bam they will hook you up all flight
careful how much you drink altitude really does change how much you can drink
poo before you get to the airport pee before you get on the plane
noise canceling headphones and download listenables on your device (no service in the sky)
blow up neck pillow and soft jacket make for comfies in air (eye mask too if thats a problem for you)
when you get to your seat smile and say hello to your neighbors but then shut the fuck up and put on your headphones
Bentley Robinson
bro....im from wisconsin...I can handle my damn alcohol
Nicholas Wilson
To add on to this, NEVER drink anything on the plane that you didn't see come from a bottle or can. The water storage tanks on the a/c are nasty as fuck. Full of algae and shit. You will 100% get sick.
Bentley Baker
...says the first time flyer
fine don't listen and get drunk as shit and possibly arrested because getting too drunk in a bar means they kick you out, getting too drunk on an airplane mean you face federal charges and air marshals who can literally do anything to you.
Zachary Lewis
1) If you have legit anxiety and need the weed for just the plane rides, toke up beforehand on the way out. Don't do more than you would normally do when going out. For the trip back it's a little harder, but if you absolutely can't buy it there, do this:
Get a brand new bottle of a no-smell cooking oil like safflower. Put an ounce in a blender or food processor, and add about an eighth of some good shit in there and blend it up really fine. Let it air out for less than four hours, with a fan over it if possible, and then store it in your refrigerator.
Next get a 1 ounce bottles of a strong-smelling essential oil like peppermint or clove, something you can stand. Empty out 3/4 of it, and then take your pot oil in the cooler and spread it out on a cheesecloth. Get a syringe from a methadone clinic. Put the mixture in the syringe with a little bit of filter paper at the bottom, and squeeze that shit through the syringe into the bottle. The strong smell should throw off any doggos, bonus points if you dress like a whole foods dingus and keep the oil in a bag of vitamins and supplements. Keep the bottle cold once you get to where you're going.
When about to return, just liberally add the oil to a shake or smoothie. It's gonna taste super strong like weed and peppermint and probably make you shit like crazy for awhile after 6 hours, but if you need the weed and want a very low risk of getting caught, it will absolutely work.
Elijah Bell
Fuck yeah, Madison checking in!
Michael Cook
you underestimate my drunkeness
Oliver Butler
you underestimate the effects of altitude
Adam Fisher
woooo lets do some coke
Jeremiah Williams
lawler?
Jeremiah Cooper
You'll be fine as long as you drink no more than half what you normally would. Flying fucks with your hematocrit and makes you get drunk really easily. Ideally you want peak drunk an hour before you get on the plane.
Wyatt Reed
Hi there user Sup Forums user! Just stopping by to ask why you didn’t end this comment with a period? You are aware that this is improper punctuation and therefore the wrong way to go about using the english language correct? I think I speak for this community as a whole when I say that this is quite disturbing and it makes me very confused. Was this merely an accident? Did you really mean to add more but accidentally posted? Were you killed mid sentence? The problem is I have no clue! This will most definitely keep me up tonight if you don’t respond and acknowledge what you have done. Please reply with the proper correction. Thank you in advance it is greatly appreciated and I hope this clears up any confusion for any others in this thread.
Upon further investigation after I have typed this out you also did not capitalize the first letter in your sentence. Please acknowledge this mistake as well and let me know you will not be doing this in the future.
Landon Kelly
I hear stories from ppl I drink with...it makes a difference but its nothing we cant handle...have you ever drank with a real ass WI mother fucker
Eli Harris
yUo can fuck, right Off? their you can stick that's on you're pipe and smoked it
Parker Jackson
>have you ever drank with a real ass WI mother fucker yes, have you ever drank on a real ass airplane mother fucker?
Brody White
Yeah, but what is too drunk? I've flown with my step-dad before and he cleaned the flight out of jack and diets.
Jacob Scott
kek nice troll
Brayden Perry
take it easy chief Ill be fine...I wasnt gunna be trowing down a 6 pack before the flight or anything
Nicholas Russell
>cleaned the flight out you know that's what they tell people when they cut them off, right?
Justin Bennett
uhhh....what?
Luke Reyes
Honestly, it depends on the crew and air marshals. If you are obviously drunk, and reek of alcohol, I would never let you on the plane. If you look fine, maybe a little tipsy, you should be fine. But keep in mind, my airline (United) and most others have a policy forbidding us from allowing intoxicated people on board, so don't over-do it.
Cooper Wilson
Sure, why not?
Blake Miller
>wasnt gunna be trowing down a 6 pack before the flight and you call yourself a real ass WI mother fucker smh
Matthew Ward
>obviously drunk, and reek of alcohol, I would never let you on the plane this is actually a crime in itself just to allow a drunk person on to a plane
Nicholas Walker
lol i dont have any drugs other than weed and dont know where to find any...how bout yourself?
Jaxon Lewis
Except for the other folks who were on the flight getting pissed because there wasn't any left. I didn't realize just how bad his alcoholism was at this point. It's the kind of alcoholism where they don't even seem drunk until they're 10 in.
Levi Perry
im not saying I couldnt...just my first time flying and all
Mason Green
Oh man no way I will be sleeping tonight without a correction or two from you. Could you please be a decent human being and at least own up to your mistakes? I truly would love to get a good night of rest but I highly doubt it after this encounter.
Nathaniel Ward
I know it has probably been said already but DO NOT bring weed to the airport. Every time I've been to Vegas I've had at least a few guys offer to sell me weed and I wasn't even looking for it. It's not worth the risk to bring a goddamn brownie, there are dogs in the security line most time I fly, and I fly probably 6 times a month.
Hudson Ortiz
MFW OP jumps through hoops to get weed on board then gets super drunnk and gets arrest leading to then finding the weed anyway
Carter Cook
He must know this, he was only 4 or 5 in when he boarded, then basically had a flight attendant hover for the entire serving window.
Dominic Johnson
pussy
Samuel Peterson
You are definitely barking up the wrong tree. I've never even puffed on a cig.
Ian Fisher
Dude just throw a sack in a checked bag lol
Joshua Peterson
Oh man no way I will be sleeping tonight without YOU SUCKING MY COCK. Could you please be a decent human being and at least LICK MY BALLS? I truly would love to get a good night of rest but I highly doubt it after this encounter
Jason Bell
damn it now u gunna make me get hammered
Grayson Allen
Give me your kik and we can take this offline.
Jeremiah Green
yeah hammered like a bitch ass 12 year old
Robert Perez
Are you trying to actually suck his dick?
Lincoln Peterson
Don't provoke a 'sconie. We have 7 of the 10 drunkest cities in the U.S.
Luke Sullivan
This is not me for the record I will be doing no such thing. I am a straight male and do not indulge in homosexual activities. I find it quite rude that refuses to be a decent human being in my time of need. I thought this website had changed for the better but I will NOT give up hope.
Mason Butler
Oh man! No way will I be able to sleep tonight without one or two corrections from you. Will you please be a decent human being or at least own up to your mistakes? I would truly like to have a good night of rest but I highly doubt that I will after this encounter.