By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!

Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight & sent to death camp. Re-roll, if 1-9: You die in the holocaust. 0 = Your camp gets liberated by allied forces.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal Nazi supporter, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.

Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Nazi Germany. Glory to Deutschland!

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My papers?

Hammerzeit!

Re-roll!

Hope I escape

Röll

Rollin heimer

heil hitler xdddd

Re-röll

Let's do this

Re rolling

Rollin

im clean, motherfucker

Rūll

oh dang i got Rudolf Höss whoever that is, time to look him up and gain knowledge

Bet B

roolling

Reroll

Roll

Re-roll

Another re-roll

Holy fucking shit re-roll

Hail

Vatch me doing Zee Rolling bitchees!

Re hail

Rerolling zees shitt

rawlin

The same day in a farewell letter to his children Höss told his eldest son:

Keep your good heart. Become a person who lets himself be guided primarily by warmth and humanity. Learn to think and judge for yourself, responsibly. Don't accept everything without criticism and as absolutely true... The biggest mistake of my life was that I believed everything faithfully which came from the top, and I didn't dare to have the least bit of doubt about the truth of that which was presented to me. ... In all your undertakings, don't just let your mind speak, but listen above all to the voice in your heart.

Huh, he was responsible for 2.5m deaths but before he was executed he realized he was wrong.

rerooooll

reeeeeroll

hallo

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shite, well officer i'm actually

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kys

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Spooda roll

kms

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rolin

rawlling

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00 get

check it

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Roll mate

lemme be hokage

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Glory to Deutschland!

well fuck

Oh shit I am what I hate

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Roll quads

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that sucked

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du juden!

Please let me be Hitler

Fuck it why not

Hallo

for the fuhrer! i am but a loyal national socialist, i have nothing to fear

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you have uncovered my identity. now prepare to die!

rolololololol

rollin

Rell

Know you with whom you speak?!

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Heil

rawl

oh shit re rolllll

rerawl

NO I AM NOT HOMOSEXUAL

oh well then

Reroll

roll for deutschland

Rolling, pl0x don't be a Jew

Fuck

re-roll

FUCK

rip me

Cool!

Ayy lmao, that was fun

fuck yeah, i aint die

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glory 2 deutschland

nichts zu sehen

Here you go sir!

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