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Commonwealth edition

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Oh thank fuck.
Good lad.

hate yanks

Excellent edition.

Glory to the commonwealth

ANIME

pooing rn ama

Are blacks in the UK really that different from US blacks ?

haha look at him go

got to make a doctor's appointment today to get a note that says I'm mentally disabled hahaha
*dribbles out of my mouth*

migrate

"In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger"

go for physically disabled too *whacks your kneecaps in*

I once handed in an excursion form to a teacher where I had put 'illegible handwriting' under disabilities

He had a good laugh

the state of yanks

>the united state of america

I'm so happy to be a Anglo and that a bunch of black people talk in my language.

which one? theres like 50

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please

>he says in English
>a language he was forced to learn

ABSOLUTELY the same runt who wouldn't fuck off about the

making a post while i make some toast

Done two big poos already today

STILL HAVENT DONE A POO

on sunday im gonna make a post before having my roast

in process of poo

I've done two today mate

getting emotional watching asmr girls who resemble old friends

might run down to the garage.
anyone want anything?

car please mate

>wake up
>niggers still exist
>day ruined

poo thanks

dont ever poo

any romanians here?

Had a VERY quick poo before the landlord's man came to work on the bathroom. Only just got out of there in time. I bet it stinks, poor guy.

Thing is, I can already feel another poo under construction.

see what I can to

I'm so happy that yanks can understand Ugandan people because of our Anglosphere.

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can feel a big pooey working its way down my bum bum.

NEED TO FUCKING SHIT!!!

>there is poo inside you right now

just letting you lads know i am currently defecating

taking a shit

i did some poos earlier and cor was it a lot of ploppy poo-jectiles plummeting into the water and splashing my botty

P O O

P O O

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there are bacteria and parasites inside you right now

>be australian
>need to poo
>snake is in toilet again and can't poo until it's gone

I've always wanted to chuck a poo at someone.

>be kiwi
>need to poo
>weta is in toilet
>poo on weta
>flush
>weta gets wetter

oh fug in need to go do the doilet :DD

this whole north korea situation is quite scary lads
hope kim jong is removed soon

sucking a nigger cock

would love to give every american poster a firm boot up the rectum

thanks for reading my post

>scary
Nothing will happen, and if it does it's not going to affect you.

Hope kim jong remains and brings his conquest to china

would love to castrate every single new zealander

*spreads my arse for you*
go on

the goal

Doing a shower lads, wish me luck

1 of the victims in sweden was an 11 year old girl

Do Anglos from certain Anglo countries try to talk with each other or do they try to hide them as much as possible? Or don't they care at all?

You melts are responsible for this mess

No need to poo your pants.

literally me

the solution is clearly to ban trucks and cars in cities

What a racist fact.

unscrew the shower head and stick the hose up your pipe for a minute
not too long that you enjoy it
unclogged

just found out we're out of range of their current nukes
WAHEY

pussole, I ain't scared of nothin (except the dark but that doesn't count)

squash buckses head under foot like grape

jeans shrunk in the wash and christ they're tight

>no dong
lol

nuclear energy was a mistake

i dont mean scary for us but it would be quite bad if seoul was reduced to ash

i need ASIAN gf!

>tfw it's 30x everything in my bank account
gonna need to get some capital

hmm bit gay

denim doesnt shrink

My penis and testicles weigh approximately 2.8kg.

Is this respectable?

Yes assies talk with yanks and maple syrup talks with teafags. What's your point?

>Nodong

it would appear it has, maybe in the dryer

probably a denim/elastic blend

i dont know whether denim does or does not shrink i was just saying that for the purposes of being contrary
for all i know it might shrink a lot

They'll nuke SK or Japan if they can't nuke the US. The UK was never a target.

ever wondered why women take so long in the bath?
clogged up from not farting all day

yeah i know we aren't a target but i thought that if nk leadership realises their time is up they might just have a pop at everyone

>UK woman

>nodong
it's more like roh-dong. roh-dong means labor in korean.

>jeez, I am so lucky to have a man like user, I really hope he enjoys this coffee. He's so cute when he's sleeping.

don't care

>with a smile
Why are they implying it's a friendly "i'm trying to understand" smile? Like she's being nice?

That is the most obnoxious, smug "I don't have to listen to you because there's nothing you can do about it" smile. That's an "I dare you to hit me" smile. The kind of smile someone makes before they spit in someone's face.

fair enough

>paki
>flat arse
>12 year old tier tattoos
>gauged ears
vile

wish i could go back to a time when i wasnt cripplingly self concious about the way i look

Doubt they have enough to do something like that. I imagine the US has interception as a priority rn too.

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