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>gypsy banter
Kekism started in Bulgaria
>Russhitia not Europe
GREAT MAP
how to fix the balkans 101:
>genocide t*tars
>genocide t*rkish leftovers (albanians & bosniaks)
literally nobel peace prize worthy solution
CcC OSMANLI CcC
you learn turkish to move to turkey because they have better living conditions than you
why are the balkans so fucking pathetic
Literally shrinking Serbia to obvlion will not only make Balkans, but even Central Europe happy.
that has never happened
you, on the other hand, have already been destroyed twice. won't be hard to do it a 3rd time ;)
>ukraine has better living conditions
dacian imbecil
TOTAL
MUSLIM
ERADICATION
Arkadaš, have you watched the romanian film - Aferim?
>imdb.com
it's bretty guut
>how to fix the balkans 101
rude
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Who /protestant/ here?
t. jean-mohammed
gym's gonna be close for Friday , weekend and monday. So I'll have some free time to post here instead.
Gonna have some good fun
>being such a newfag
All discussion of the frog god belong on Sup Forums
the protestant branch is quite attractive tbx, but only because the church allows freer thinking and promotes interpretations, whereas cucktholics and orthodoxcucks flip their shit when you question the meaning of things
you need to secess back into turkey before you stop existing
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Should I fap to a former love interest facebook pics or that is too pathetic ?
>24x more people
>barely any better
kys
youtube.com
who else listening to Robert Palmer while enjoying his Freddo Espresso here?
suck my gargantuan cock
i am gonna fap to trannies
what did he mean by this
what's wrong with that? isn't that an average ethnic bulgarian name ?
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If I have to guess, he is complaining his valuables were stolen by swole bulgarians when he tried to illegally cross the border
Turkey Greece Buulgaria
Enough to create a new military allience stronger than NATO and Russia
this flag inspires fear to slavshits
>Turkey Greece Buulgaria
two swords and a toothpick
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looks like a retarded chicken
lmao
is this fake or real
2 swords are enough to flail you and fry your pig ass, and the toothpick is enough to make shish kebab from your dicklet.
>two swords and a toothpick
Are you quoting the average dick size in turkey ?
lol
they aren't the smallest
there's always romania
albanians bring down our average otherwise we would be 15cm like you we are bulgarians
>fyrom have the 2nd smallest dicks on /balk/
you're not my son
Then why is the average 7.5 mm longer in Albania you brainlet?
>brainlet
>dicklet
>nationlet
God couldn't fuck you more.
why are there no montenegrins here
>what happens when serbia and bulgaria have a kid and it turns out to be a dicklet
sleep is hard work and montenegrins are hard workers
>self-reported
Bulgaria is a toothpick and we are a sword
fucking hell, i can just imagine admitting that your dick is 14 cm
must be humiliating as fuck
they are at work
Mine's 14-16 or something, unless I try very hard to measure it all the way to the root or something.
Good enough to play with. Dick size doesn't mean much.
I've just realized we act like divorced parents on Sup Forums bringing past transgressions, shouting at each others and fucking up the future of our offspring by creating massive complexes and insecurities in it... fuck
Q: How many toothpicks are there in a sarissa?
A: About 10,000 (plastic)
Anyone with a dick below 16cm should take their wife's son and get him DNA tested.
/balk/ spirals down to a literal dick measuring contest.
good job, lads
like every other dysfunctional relationship
Isn't it funny that right now it's 3:27 in Greece and Bulgaria but 2:27 in Albania and Fyrom
I wonder who is behind this development.
We are european you are sandniggers
That explains it
sup balkanbrehs
long time no see
You should not point and laugh at the less developed, user.
I WANT YUGOSLAVIA BACK AAAAAAAAAA!
because we are ahead of those monkeys
my persian cat is more european than albanians
hey man
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yeah, but the place where Alexander was born the time is 3:27, you should adopt our time
careful subhuman
>tfw around 15 degrees with barely any clouds
perfect weather brehs
how've you been?
Alexander died at 3:23 so it's already too late
Cash should be outlawed.
if you make fun of albania I will pis on your corpse
Fyromians bend light. Pretty much proof that they are black holes.
Did he actually fall for it, I can't tell.
Spain triggers me 2bh
this entire daylight saving shit and the timezones in general is fucking autistic
>cause I'm a bit of a wuss
>Go with Christ
lmao
you should be subtle like that. else you end up wondering whether he bought it eh?
>flatearthers
Meridians are curved brozekail.
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kellyfag is a brave little boy, in many other ways
from that distance even more countries go into our timezone
>Tfw Western European no this map
>Romania in the Middle east like you
who's this qt
you wuz sayin?
>tfw just me and the lads booked a trip to the Baltic countries in July
>tfw Central America in 2 weeks
Living the good life lads
Daylight savings time is pretty stupid I agree, but timezones I think are better than the only other possible alternative (a gradient, which would be insanely unhandy but more accurate).
holy shit donald is sperging at north korea on twitter
albania
timezones are a globalist agenda
>mr. tyrone, i find you guilty of stealing a two-wheeled means of transportation from mr. white on december 2nd, 2016 at 3:17 AM
>ayo hol up judge. actually, yo accusation is infactual coz you see, it wuz 3:16 AM in my hood according to da gradient. imma sue yo ass fo' false sentencing n shit
>court dismissed
It'll be fun to watch when kimmy lobes a few nukes at the ameritards when they invade.
>inb4 he won't do it
>inb4 they won't invade
it's like he is begging for a new vietnam
there is no way that the US, even with all the new fancy gadgets can destroy the motivated korean force. not to mention China and Russia.
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lmao
If he manege's to assassinate kim jong, he will win easy.
call of duty already phophecised the fall of al assad
now all that's gotta happen is for homefront to come true
fuck your family
The madman will literally invade North Korea
It's not a drill
I heard chinks put soldiers on their border