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fringe gf edition

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anime

just got my penis last week lads how do i control it when i go to the toilet it just sprays everywhere

plymouth is actually an alright place

Without that eyeliner she wouldn't be half as attractive

hello, american here

Anime

take your pants all the way off

what the fuck is up with these random verified accounts tweeting seconds after Trump tweets

If you're from the tourist board I think you're overselling it a bit. Stay realistic.

Howdy! Welcome to /brit/!

got a plan to make mummy buy the thom browne suit

*walks*

actually took me a while to notice the bird. nature is actually pretty fucking good at designing effective camouflage. its eyes not showing helped i imagine.

>you will never lock eyes with Saffiyah

girls with a fringe on do that to cover their massive foreheads

*Hello, American here.


kys yank would shove my fucking cock into your ear and pierce your brain

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**business idea: type regular posts like action posts**

twitter has basically no bot prevention.

Saffiyah nudes are HOT

stat points in awareness: 0

She's still a pretty girl with nice hair
Bet she smells great

Anyone here like golf?

>had a very brief and non-aggresive argument with a female colleague at work
>carried on as normal after, casually chatting throughout the rest of the day as if nothing has happened, which it didn't
>find out today that she was bitching constantly about me to the rest of the office while I was away yesterday

why are women so petty and stupid?

youtube.com/watch?v=qx8hrhBZJ98

I like playing it, watching it is fucking shit.

thanks, first time here

whats that device you put under cars to raise them?

jack

Jack?

my throbbing cock

why is water wet mate

Shame the left wing everyday TO BE HONEST

*gets a hole in one*

Guess you could say I'm an... ace

just a jack? thought it was something-jack or jack-something

no im harry actually x

*gets one in a hole*

Wahey!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_(device)

*tells a lie on /brit/ in order to get a response*

yes?

>had a very brief and non-aggresive argument with a male colleague at work
>carried on as normal after, casually chatting throughout the rest of the day as if nothing has happened, which it didn't
>find out today that he was bitching constantly about me to his online friends on Sup Forums while he was at home

why are men so petty and stupid?

>try to find someone I went to school with on facebook
>can't find them
>make an alt
>suddenly I can find them

what?
why would that person block me on facebook?

stop being a queer cunt then

*puts one in your hole*

fuck off roastie

because you were a spazz in high school

What books you lot reading then lads?

this post is a response to a certain post in this thread

business idea: deport all taigs from northern ireland and replace them with english and loyalist scots

Jew here.

Just letting you cumskin goyim know your period of rule is at an end.

>had a very brief and non-aggresive pact with the Third Reich in 1939
>carried on as normal after, casually invading and conquering Poland together throughout the rest of the year as if nothing happened, which it didn't
>find out today that he was plotting Operation Barbarossa constantly about me to the rest of the Wehrmacht while I was away yesterday

why are Nazis so petty and stupid?

jokingly called my mate a nigger when he said he loves chicken and he got absolutely livid and went on a rant about how that word has no place in the 21st century etc.
why are lefties so uptight lads?

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mein kampf
communist manifesto

i don't believe it, you're lying

I can see why you think we'd know better than you but I'm stumped.

why do girls always bitch about guys that banged them?

no babe, I wasnt going to be your boyfriend after meeting you in a nightclub

can i have a jew gf

whats the male equivalent of "roastie"?

>Trying to get someone to say jews are white

try harder pooskin bignose

chad

twink/power-bottom

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'mirin United's code-monkeys

Look what the fuck I'm wearing i got good taste bitch
Mixing drugs up
I'm on some rave shit

chad is the male equivalent of stacy

western canada is australia-lite
deano

youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY

kek

having too much foreskin

no

Don't get it

Phimosis

you should shame girls for being too slutty
you should shame guys for being virgins

Just bought a new pair of shoes

would love an anglo-jewish gf but I'm related to all of them in my area

fuccboi then

>haha fellow goys how are you doing

ask a 45 year old power top twink anything

>United Airlines Passenger Is Dragged From an Overbooked Flight
youtube.com/watch?v=9LhTJDkVXvg

what the heck dude

would you fuck a power bottom?

Given any strangers a twinkrant lately?

not sure i've properly met one jew in me life, apart from one somewhat piff rs teacher

delete this please

>search jew on google images
>third result is le happy merchant

this is disgusting antisemitism

met her before Tbh, had a length conversation with her

thumbnail on the left reminds me of pic related

haha looks like that dying moooonkey meme

i just call all girls roasties desu

guess there isn't a male equivalent i can use

Converted to Islam with my Wife of 9 years AMA.

did you shag her

>piff
what does this even mean?

Trying to teach a girl how to nondimensionalise the Navier-Stokes equation and she keeps forgetting that Reynold's number = (velocity x length)/(kinematic viscosity)

What an utter simpleton.

peng

no, only bears

Buff

Hi
Piff means peng, chung, fit - attractive

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