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awful edition

business idea: move all the white south africans to europe

Putting normies where they belong (the bin)

poo

afrikaner gf 2017 is NOT going well

only about 1000 or so afrikaners in canada, most south africans in canada are anglos

fuck me

Need a bf lads

why are you looking at saffir cars?

first for CHINKS OUT

...

would rather be born in the US than the UK desu

Australia is leagues better than both, though.

because

>I microdose
hope he gets run over

also portsmouth mentioned hehehe wahey

>when she's a naughty girl and shows her face

Every east of Poland has no fucking clue how to flirt

whats wrong with microdosing?

>no friends
>no gf
>miserable
>drink too much
>out of shape
>manlet
>ugly
>depressed
>khhv

but

>not retarded

hmm

south africans are crypto-aussies

leaftism

unsure why treatment of gays in chechnya is receiving interest now when gays get murdered every day in muslim countries. dont get it.

has no positive effects, you're just slowly pissing drugs away and looking like a muggins at the same time

it's astrology and no-fap tier

steady on isco mate

>that chevy badge

REEEEEEEEEE IT'S A HOLDEN

you don't know how much shit we give cunts who re-badge their holdens with chevy badges here.

how's /northernirishgf2017/ coming along lads?

>has no positive effects
there are literally multiple studies showing it does you utter braindead retard

ah yes, the /brit/ 2016 brum meet up

No such thing

**teleports behind you**
NOT well

2nd goal behind /afrikanergf2017/

I'm still lagging behind on /anyhumaninteraction2014/ here lad

absolutely not

awright now thats quite enough go on

I was rocking Rick Owens she was rocking Raaaaafs

>brand any man who even looks at a kid as a nonce
>sue people for grabbing your kid's wrist to stop the doing something retarded
>act surprised when people don't want to be Scout leaders

Fuck you Bear Grylls

once saw a buick regal with vauxhall insiginia badges on it

not sure who would do that

...

>not: "sling yer ook luv"

poor show

mong cunt

blame the lower classes

i guess GM can use any IP owned by any of their subsidiaries (of which Holden is one)

most holdens look better than yank chevys anyway. Is pontiac even still a thing?

>women in the cubicle over are talking about sugar daddy dating sites
>ones a 21yr old
>ones 30yr and married
>ones like 40 and divorced
>laughing and giggling about it
>I should find on for my daughter says the 40yr old
>daughter is 14
HITLER WAS RIGHT GUYS

IM FUCKING DONE

>white

no thanks

hello everyone, this is running on empty, food...................revyoo!

i heartily recommend the lindt "truffle" selection, cant remember what exactly
not lindor, a big lovely set of proper lindt truffles in milk, dark, white, hazelnut, vanilla and EXTRA DARK (my favourite ;-P) chocolate
it cost me both arms and legs but by gum was it worth it

go take your microdose and go for your walk already you microbrain microdicklet

Never heard of one but I do have a proddy gf whom'st is having a catholic child together with me

>most holdens look better than yank chevys anyway. Is pontiac even still a thing?


nah

leafs were the only thing keeping pontiac alive, got axed in 2010

most pontiacs went to chevrolet/buick

>youtube recommendations are arsenal fan tv, pedophile hunting and asmr

ah yes

I blame the radical middle class generally, so paranoid about their precious little angels that nobody wants to risk being around them

gchq would literally arrest you on the spot if they saw that

me, but I get some rorke politics shit thrown in despite being a centrist

Ah yes, the united sharts of america. You should really scold them for not also getting BLACKED

christcuck

>not ANY OLD SCRAP IROOOOOON

the 'tube fp

>An Ohio woman has been charged with raping a cab driver at knifepoint before she and another man robbed him, according to police.

Brittany Carter, 23, is accused of performing a sex act on the 29-year-old driver while Corey Jackson, 20, allegedly held a knife to his throat.

Police said the pair then stole $32 (£26) from the victim before fleeing the scene in the city of Findlay.

"We don't know why she did it," police Lt Robert Ring said.

>be me
>in Costa
>having a coffee and a donut
>As Soon I sit down i hear the screeching/moaning noise like
>EOOOOOOOOOEOOOOOOO
>Look behind me
>it's a spastic
>after about 2 minutes I get pissed off
>just about to move onto my donut when he drops his coffee near me
>I sit up and shout-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPASTIC CUNT
>He starts crying and wailing like someone punched him
>I start wailing back taking the piss out of him in pure rage
>EOOOOOROOOOOOOO
>Everyone looks at me like I just murdered a baby
>take my donut and walk out

just wanted a snack

mummy and daddy are having a nice relaxing argument again haha x

Are Mormans the saviours of the white race?

yes

t. morman

nice

So she gets that Corey person to hold people at knifepoint while she fucks them? criminal cuckolding

DO hope this happened

so lads ive known a lot of folk truths about baths
praps you can set me straight
google is down

baths
are they good?
do we like baths?
dont you just stew in your own grimy secretions?
do hot baths help prevent muscle aches after a long day fighting evil?
wat if you already have the aches? will it neutralise them?
willy fanny willy fanny willy fanny willy fanny willy fanny

need to stop clicking links on /brit/

youtube recommendations are a mess

why are you obsessed with my country?

>SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SPASTIC CUNT

would crease if I saw this actually happen

why not mormen

nah lol, they deserve to suffer for apartheid

what did hitler say about sugar daddies

>youtube reccemedations are all WWI, WWII and Islamic history documentaries
not quite sure what list I'm on...

New levels of cuckoldry

MORMANS

ROOOOOOOOOOO

on all levels except physical i am australian

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6 days to write 8,000 words and I've just spent all of today sitting in bed doing nothing hahahaha

(did take 10 minutes off to sob quietly at around 4pm though)

the japs have it right

first shower to clean of the filth
then bath for relaxation

'kin 'ell m8

creasing at u desu

bear grylls is middle class as fuck

tell me about manchester

Few eggies on toast and I'll be off t'gym lads

best get started then eh lad?

They may verywell be

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That must be it, she'd make more than $32 hooking, so it isn't the money

scouts was top banter as a kid except for when i threw up on the side of a cliff because i didn't want to rappel down

it's great

sheed central

shit milltown full of homeless people and pakis

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>scouts
never knew anyone who did this, must be a middle class english thing

sheffield is better

shitty mill town with a couple good football teams

got diverse tastes me

dont they have 78 hour work days? hows that work then
im a busy young cattleprod i dont think ive the time to shower AND bathe

runt

downloading bombay bicycle club discography atm

going to add it to my "gay indie music" collection

it's already quite sizeable

it's alright
nice little city
not too big

though there's a lot of homeless people for some reason

Chechyna is Muslim

Unironically going to start mining cryptocurrency and expect to be very successful.

alri henry