His country doesn't have its own language

>His country doesn't have its own language

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>tfw

>He can't use his native language to communicate with the rest of the world with ease

We speak American, not English

You literally ripped off our language and mixed it with autism

english speakers, every time you speak you suck our cocks and assert our domination

His country has less than 50 official languages

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>He doesn't have a secret language to use When Travelling abroad

>his country's own language isn't being taught in several other countries

we do but it's awful language
like russian with down syndrome

Norway, amirite?

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Papua New Guinea?

Spanish is not spoken in a lot of countries

except all of latin america minus brasil

>Portable Network Graphics

What are you talking about?

Spanglish is quintessentially American.

Remember to be careful with loanwords

t. called an asian a chink in finnish and got a nasty stare

True. In 400 years burgers will speak a creole of English and Spanish with Mandarin loanwords taken from the language of their overlords.

I mean, aren't you allowed to say that word?

at least you're higher than scotland

Do you *feel* in charge? They speak english and this gives you *power* over them?

I'm pretty sure chinamen are not caught up on the memes

((((globalisation)))) means that likely won't happen

>He doesn't a language to lord over millions of shitskins

>You will live long enough to see English and English creoles to become the only languages spoken on Earth.

>implying a plague, nuclear war or climate change won't preempt globalization within our lifetimes

I might kill myself honestly.

>mfw pretty much all western european languages are based of ours and a little bit of latin.

Don't worry guys, we have enough SPRACHE for everyone.

Australian is a mix of English and various Aboriginal languages

Can you write some of those australian words?

Feels good to speak brasileiro

I kind of want to learn huespeak so I can shitpost in /luso/

Don't. Learn spanish instead and shitpost over the wall.

Remind that lots of qt latinas would love to have burger bf and his big, fat, green card.

Dutch, Frisian, Limburgish, Dutch low saxon, papiamento.

But we have
It's called Portuguese :^)

eu aprendi portuguese so porque queria conversar com macacos no Sup Forums. E completamente inutil para mim em qualquer outro lugar. Talvez um dia vou encontrar uma brasileira aqui e fica com ela. So preciso dizer "oi gatinha, o que e boa?" e ela vai me beijar imediatamente.

That's actually pretty funny

At least you can understand Spanish, because I get 80% what you said.

Poderia ter aprendido espanhol, seu gordo de merda, e bater papo com as mexicanas fofinhas perto de você.

Saber portugues te ajuda se estiver em Miami, Portugal ou vindo pro Brasil e sabemos que nenhuma dessas opções é realista.

Gordo hambuger retardado, pense no que faz na vida e nos seus objetivos em vez de gastar tempo para merdapostar.

faroe islands, iceland, greenland

I KNOW. You have have no idea how happy that makes me. I was so shocked when I realized I could read all the signs in Spanish here. I never realized just how similar the language is, learning Spanish now will be so easy.

>American English is more close to Shakespearean English than modern British English.
you can not reproduce this fecal matter up

That's a myth, Ivan

Eu falei com brasileiras na internet e elas me enviaram fotos nuas, entao nao foi tudo por nada. Um dia vou fazer sex com uma brasileira aqui so por causa do portugues e vou lembrar sobre voce. E pelos menos agora posso entender funk

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>sweden

>his country's language doesn't steal from 5 other languages

kek

>tfw 19 and took Latin in highschool instead of a real language
>tfw it's too late for me to learn a useful language like Spanish or Portuguese

JUST

It's never too late user

Nobody understands ebonics and clapping

you can literally get an app for language exchange like hellotalk and talk to HUNDREDS of sexy brazilian women that will whisper sweet portuguese into your ear user. Trust me. It's not too late. If you're attractive and white you will not be able to respond to all of them there will be so many

>mfw they call me amorzinho

Amorsiño

>If you're attractive and white
I-Is one enough?

i don't know, i haven't done enough research. I've had a lot of success lmfao

Have you met any of them in peraon?
[spoiler] do you get nudes? [/spoiler]

We can though. I can speak Swedish in: Sweden, Denmark, Norway, Finland, some parts of Estonia and some parts of Spain.

Also Ukraine.

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I don't know this feel.

>His """country""" has less that 68

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