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fist of flames edition

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>danelewd tries to make a /cum/ thread
cute. CUTE.

p-please don't be mad at me

Fuck Drumpf

...

Drumpf should go fuck himself

The individual in which I wake up next to every morning.

You don't know shit about me

holy shit this weed is laced with even MORE weed

Im gonna go out on a limb and guess you're a brown skinned mexican

BASED ASSAD

looks a man

Just blew the rape whistle on some guy who kept hitting on me last weekend. He was so drunk he probably thinks he did it too lol. The best part is he had to switch homerooms and was pulled out of class in front of everyone.

wahoo!
Welcome to my thread!

*shows a painting where a woman's breasts are exposed*
*highschoolers start giggling*

do I have to report you to Trudeau?

Americans trying to overthrow another democracy, what a surprise

Post tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=JIAng7ydybo

W-would you?!

youtube.com/watch?v=ez99qDe2OLE

>no fun allowed

>tranny
No

thats the empire for you

(you)

wtf i love interventionism now

thats the empire for you
youtube.com/watch?v=IU0SDqHOoKo

>chump

youtube.com/watch?v=QeES5lljCs4

i can't see an adam's apple

...

dunaled durumbph

fuck?

I'm STILL with Her.

donolf drumpfler

that's the empire for you

fuck drumpf and fuck huwite people

dherrrummffffff

youtube.com/watch?v=qJUI7TNkiu4

donaldo drumpnandez

druunuld drupgh

ok

>attempt to reply to californian
>get this captcha
hmm
I like it

donald DUCK
hahaha

What do you guys think of our President's White House portrait?

w-what? no i didn't mean that!

donalev drumpovski

im quite a fan of this image

haha fuck mcdonald rump

>>attempt to reply to californian

thought there was a hockey game tonight, but it's tomorrow night and I'm dumb.

*loud sighing*

am NOT naive, YOU are the naive slow-in-the-mind

I'm LOSING it buds

My autobiography is a Detective Noir novel. The only reason it's not finished yet is because I'm still waiting on a murder.

that feel when typing this post on a high quality mechanical keyboard with Gateron Brown switches and thick PBT keycaps

*murders you*

>b-but you're an athlete user, you can eat whatever you want

No...no you can't. Not if you want to keep up with training at least

Me

sex kind of sucks

Hmmmm
totallandscapecare.com/landscaping/california-governor-declares-drought-officially-over/

same

when you make emoji faces but realize the other person on the line can't see you

explain bogdanoff

؜Test

My autobiography is a classical epic

Idk about nice guy but 18 years of holding in bullshit makes you into a real monster when you do crack

>Californian says something positive about California to the world
hmmmmm

when you in the club and some faggot white boy flash you a smile

You passed.

-Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
-In contact with aliens
-Possess psychic-like abilities
-Control france with an iron but fair fist
-Own castles & banks globally
-Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
-both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
-Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
-You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
-The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
-They learned fluent French in under a week
-Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
-The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings

Oh shit, it worked. Reverse replying :DDD

I'm officially oldfag now

>tfw big-booty CHI gf

>Gateron Brown
biggest mistake of my life
i should have just bought cherry clears instead of falling for the brown meme

Gross.

Hope China glasses the west coast

when texting a ho and your autocorrect doesn't fix a typo so you throw your phone against the wall and scream for hours until your throat is bloody and raw

*turns canada into my gf*
oops

her drink looks refreshing

>tfw small booty irish gf

I wanted clears but you can't find a board with them that ships to Canada for a reasonable price

gf just sent me this

؜what is this shit anyway
is there some keyboard shortcut arabic and hebrew and whatever speakers can use to do quote marks
how does that work though does the browser interpret it or is it lower level
is there a way to do it easier than fucking with copy and paste

Kinda hate how she's always mirrored on the outer images

America needs an emperor. No, not a dumbass like Trump, a real, traditional, dispassionate, and sagacious emperor.

bf just sent me this

>america needs benevolent and competent dictatorship

no shit, every country would perform well under such a system

put flags on this

Emperors don't work, they never do. State capitalism technocracy is the ideal governmental system.

؜yes but i wont tell you

WTF/?!?!?!?!?!?! MOOODDS!!!?!?!?!?!?

canada is the last one regardless

>technocracy

literally the same as a political elite they just need a BA in engineering

fuck drumpf!

Piano man a shit

>technocracy

>for a reasonable price
what i came to realize is that youre going to be using the thing for a long time so might as well spend the money
im literally using a chink knockoff leopold with chink knockoff switches for years and its held up, theres no excuse

Say what say about president Trump, but his administration is pure comedy gold! Best political entertainment in a long time

me on the right

*purrs*

Dictators work, good dictators are uncommon

>tfw songs from 2k10 are nostalgic
>can even hear the style difference now