Be French

>Be French
>Have 1000 years of fascinating history
>Have one of the greatest military forces the world has ever seen
>Have a major influence in science, philosophy, art, religion, music, cuisine, and fashion
>Have what's widely agreed to be the sexiest accent and language
>Have the most tourists per year of any country
>Have a country so nice that its biggest problem is that people are literally dying to get in
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP

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What is fascinating about killing millions of innocent people?
the french are subhumans

>What is fascinating about killing millions of innocent people?

You tell me kraut.

Do americans really think we dress like in pic? This seriously pisses me off honestly

no one does
>This seriously pisses me off honestly
which is why people post it

Does anyone in France wear berets?

French is a shitty language and sounds disgusting

France best country in the world

>innocent people

That's where you're wrong.

Rude.