>Be French
>Have 1000 years of fascinating history
>Have one of the greatest military forces the world has ever seen
>Have a major influence in science, philosophy, art, religion, music, cuisine, and fashion
>Have what's widely agreed to be the sexiest accent and language
>Have the most tourists per year of any country
>Have a country so nice that its biggest problem is that people are literally dying to get in
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP
Be French
Henry Morales
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Ian Rodriguez
What is fascinating about killing millions of innocent people?
the french are subhumans
Jonathan Moore
>What is fascinating about killing millions of innocent people?
You tell me kraut.
Colton Morris
Do americans really think we dress like in pic? This seriously pisses me off honestly
Blake Evans
no one does
>This seriously pisses me off honestly
which is why people post it
Jaxson Cooper
Does anyone in France wear berets?
Brody James
French is a shitty language and sounds disgusting
Christopher Powell
France best country in the world
Dylan Bennett
>innocent people
That's where you're wrong.
Logan Turner
Rude.
Jordan Lee
>tfw we gang raped your culture and language, and no the brits cant do anything without it having some kind of French influence
Feels pretty good desu
Wyatt Hughes
average American does unironically think that. For most Americans, our only window to the outside world is television.
Jason Rogers
How often do you buy baguettes?
David Green
Many people did, long ago. After WW2 people slowly stopped wearing them and any other hats for that matter, now it is only the old who keep them.
this is sad
Isaiah Jackson
Honestly Japanese is the best
Anthony Martin
I think of you as faggy skinny men with no muscles smoking a fag like the fags you are
Sebastian Morris
Almost every morning. Not everyone do that though, but many do.
Daniel Roberts
I'm Portuguese
Carter Clark
Oh, damn, can you at least pretend to be offended ?
Benjamin Johnson
>skinny
>manlet (182 cm)
>not particularily faggy
>some muscles
>don't smoke
meh
Blake Torres
Gavin Robinson
it's impossible to be offended or intimidated by the french
Charles Anderson
The same applies to you.
Not lots of people can be intimidating.
Asher Butler
>says the nazi
Ryder King
h-haha what a b-bunch of faggots
Cooper Bell
k
love you
all the best and lots of kisses
enjoy the rest of your day
bye xxxxx
Joseph Clark
u kno wat
thank u
i like u
u good person
have nice day
babye
Wyatt Gray
And i think of americans as fat rednecks on theirs mobility scooter shooting a gun And waving a flag
Jeremiah Wood
lol
Jonathan Hernandez
I could show you a chart on how 1/3 of your country is overweight 1/3 obese but all you gotta is look at your belly fatso.
Oliver Collins
I don't like baguettes
Samuel Brooks
the average height for men in your country is shorter than the average height for women in mine lol