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By the Grace of God, We Nicholas, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russias, of Moscow, Kiev, Vladimir, Novgorod; Tsar of Kazan, Tsar of Astrakhan, Tsar of Poland, Tsar of Siberia, Tsar of Tauric Chersonesus, Lord of Pskov, and Grand Prince of Smolensk, Lithuania, Volhynia, Podolia, and Finland; Prince of Estonia, Livonia, Courland and Semigalia, Samogitia, Bielostok, Karelia, Tver, Yugor, Perm, Vyatka, Bogar and others; Sovereign and Grand Prince of Nizhni Novgorod, Chernigov, Ryazan, Polotsk, Rostov, Jaroslavl, Beloozero, Udoria, Obdoria, Kondia, Vitebsk, Mstislav, and Ruler of all the Severian country; Sovereign and Lord of Iveria, Kartalinia, the Kabardian lands and Armenian province: hereditary Sovereign and Possessor of the Circassian and Mountain Princes and of others; Sovereign of Turkestan, Heir of Norway, Duke of Schleswig-Holstein, Stormarn, Dithmarschen, and Oldenburg, and so forth, and so forth, and so forth edition part fifty.

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Mine

childbirth absolutely scarrs and losen's women's vaginas, covers their bellies and thighs in stretch marks and changes the bone structure of the abdomen.

Russian mum + Lituanian dad == Latvian child.
prove me wrong.
pro tip: you can't

Well done.

>not wanting to fuck a singly mommy in her late 20's/early 30s

kys faggot

don't care. i want cuteson like this

enjoy the lack of physical stimulation on your member.

?
wtf?
that's racist?
why would you want a blonde child!??? fucking nazi?

newest meme char black rock shooter

i want blondy baltic child.
cuz they're cuuuute

enjoy the lack of a meaningful emotional bond with some college slut

>they've made an anime because of one Miku's vid
wow

Good morning.

hey nigger I WILL ejaculate you like shanon noll OK?

hey

Now, I can't really talk for Mikoto. But I think if he was here he'd tell you to get your ass in gear. Now, no offense to your home town here, but this place ain't exactly the hub of the universe, if you know what I mean. And well--I'll tell you this much--Mikoto does come in here now and then to check up on me, you know, and when I hear the stories he got about the places he goes. Hell, here I sit while there's a big beautiful world out there, don't ya know. Mikoto comes in last time talking about some exotic jungle country, handing me cigars he says was rolled on the naked thighs of brown beauties. Mikoto has been everywhere and he seen everything. He got so many stories, so many memories. And here I sit sucking on popsicles.

reminded that the heavy metals in vaccines cause autism

>mention mikoto
>mikoto appears
clockwork.

that's what not having a dad does

ay, lads, what are you up to this fine night?

are you sure he grew up in a single-parent family

trying to get high off a bunch of pills that absolutely aren't working.

Be careful, lad, don't fuck up your health, pretty sure there are people that care for you.

yeah it's not about that, i'm simply disappointed, they weren't exactly cheap either.
thanks for your concern anyway.

cheers!
Try the STALKER series next

Cīņā iet ir brīva vīra daļa,
Cīņā mirt ir brīva vīra daļa

anime ir jobanais sūds

reminder that it's not gay if you're on top

Mūžības skartie

>its cheaper to buy shit from other countries and get it shipped to Lithuania than buy the same shit in Lithuania

Now you understand why we shop in lithuania

Yes whole economy of estland relies on alkotourism

Morning fellas.
(I'm not dead yet!)

Who would win?

His name was Friedrich.

I want the tzar to win because he shares my name.

Latvian farmers

p n g

doxxed

Latvian farmers are the most powerfull race

Yep! Good work.

What do you need? I can organise something and then drop it off in some wood so you can pick it up. Just gotta work out the payment.

Pls pls don't

Lithuanian tractor thiefs >>>>>latvian farmers

>tfw no STRONK and MANLY latvian farmer gf

ayyyyyy

kā sokas

Number of empires and royal families slaughtered by Latvian farmers: 1

Tractor thiefs: 0

also romanovs were lithuanian

Belarus is my favourite country.

no they were russian
i'm not polish because my great great grandfather was a pole
that's not how it works

I was thinking about buying PS4

shut up, roman*v

I have itchy red spots on the head of my dick that appeared last night. I hope it's just irritated from the soap I've been using on it. Gonna keep washing it with just warm salty water and hope it clears up. Fingers crossed I haven't caught an STI (because I have had real life sex recently)

Not bad bro, besides above. Also I got glasses yesterday that have corrected my double vision and my MRI came back saying I had no cancer in my head anywhere! :^DDD
Haven't had any bad headaches since I started wearing the glasses!

Sorry, how are you?

I gotchu
I would recommed waiting until the Scorpio comes out, because then Sony will probably drop the price on the regular PS4 by quite a bit, and you will probably be able to get it off amazon.de for like 200-220 Euros. It's what I'm waiting for as well.
I went to Topo Centras the other day and I was shocked that the regular PS4 (not Pro, not even slim!) cost 400EUR. What. The. Fuck.

What's popping, balt? Rich gang, ya heard?

It probably is an STD by the sounds of it.

Sorry to hear that you have to wear glasses now, but its better than having shit vision and cancer

Im doing fine apart from being exhausted from all the work

hi guuuyss

Why not get contact lenses?

>it's the azeri again

Heyo

Fug. Gonna leave to go see my doc in a bit and show him my cock. Starting to bring back the anxiety of penis inspection day at school.
Should I trim my pubes or go full wild man?

I like wearing glasses actually. I'm always wearing sunnies so I'm used to it. Plus everyone tells me I look sexy and smart in glasses now.

It's only my right eye thats out of alignment and had a prism film stuck on that half of the glasses. Should take 2-3 months to correct itself. No point in contacts.

i am a lithuanian. :) i am one of you
heiii. i love you

good morning more like good night haha get rekt bitch bye

It's pretty ridiculous, tbqh.
You can get a slim from amazon.de for about 250 eurobucks, a pro for 390.

>i am a lithuanian.
Post tractor

sleep well

go full wild man pham

>be australian
>have dick illnesses

hehe

now your turn

Mikoto can you post something pelase it's crucial I need to do something

> saying all this just to get my attention
Hello estianon, I see you.

>I went to Topo Centras the other day and I was shocked that the regular PS4 (not Pro, not even slim!) cost 400EUR. What. The. Fuck.
yeah, thats where I compared the prices aswell fucking retarded
also there's practically no difference between the pro and the usual ps4

Estonians do love some anglo cock from time to time.

give me attention reeeeeee

this is what we do in our free time. (from Ganja)

you are a mongol

ah fuck it

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THIS POATER IS A NOTORIOUS RUSSIAN/LATVIAN SCHIZOPHRENIC MIDDLESCHOOLER
WHO IS OBSESSED WITH NIGGER RAP AND ANIME POSTING DOZENS
OF SHITPOSTS LIKE THIS IN /BALT/ ON A DAILY BASIS
HE IS NOT A SANE CHILD HE IS POSSESSED WITH PARANOIA AND AUTISM
YOU CANNOT EXPECT A COHERENT RESPONSE FROM HIM
DO NOT REPLY TO HIS POSTS AND JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE
WHAT HE NEEDS IS NOT A REPLY BUT MEDICAL TREATMENT

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Here you go, precious.

I wish I had been one of the Bolshevik soldiers so I could have fucked his daughters.

>when a POOSTRALIAN replies to me, a white man

flair checks out.

Saddam Hussein is my new waifu

It is. Sometimes I feel bad for you guys.

Yup, but like I said, prices will probably drop if you can wait for a bit.

Reported to Mossad for pedophilia

His daughters were not children when he died.

Shut up, kike

(JK I love you)

>4K meme
Its fucking nothing

Have all my (You)s now.
I'm hopping in the car to go to work. Can't give you anymore :'^(

Someone stole mine.....
Wait a sec

I meant that it is retarded that the PS4 costs so much. I don't care for 4k memes, the TVs catering to it are far too expensive.

I misunderstood you. baka!

I know. It's quite alright

I stole your heart.

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Azusa was Latvian

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>/bolt + os en zee/
So that's how it's pronounced

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>5 (You)s
Thank you.

Not wrong mugi is a cute