Why do they Shart in the Mart?

Why do they Shart in the Mart?

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A human being wouldn't. Draw your conclusions from there.

Do they actually do that or is that just a shitty Sup Forums meme?

>Why
idk, just feels comfortable tbqh fäm

i was in a mart just earlier today, i counted three sharts

It's a meme 2bh, but it all started for individuals who actually shat themselves on Walmart and people took photos on them

only on easter

Memes aside it is because certain diet pills stop you digesting fat properly which means liquid stools, this means they gamble with every fart and the odds are not good.

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This drug is available over the counter so it is taken by millions of people that are too lazy to change their lifestyle.

>be India
>get so unbelievably mad at the world finding you shit in streets
>do what the rest of the world does and detract from your own problems by going "hurr murrika"
Every time

SHART

IN

...

LEAF

>americans shart in mart, then tip the janitor

>be american
>wake up
>need to shart
>drive to walmart

>Americans clap after sharting in mart

>americans heat their shart in the microwave

>Americans store their sharts in the freezer

>Americans get shot after SHARTing in mart

>Americans need assault rifles to protect their refrigerated shoes.

>americans shart so hard their buttcheeks clap for them

>Europeans need assault rifles to protect themselves from refrigeration trucks

>be american
>have one shart at life