What is the most offensive thing you could say to an Italian?

What is the most offensive thing you could say to an Italian?

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Probably calling northerner terroni and vice versa?

saying romans have bad education

American pizza is better than Italian and pasta is good only you add ketchup to it

Mistook one for an Arab, he got really pissed at me.

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I thought it was a meme but I've literally triggered Italians from Milano and around into a rage fit by saying they're the same as people from Napoli.

New Jersey is more Italian than Italy

Unlike krauts, we have a sense of humor so we never get offended

This. Southern Europeans are really in denial

watch this

bippiti boopiiti

just watch the butthurt because of this

More like you are in eternal state of butthurt so your behavior don't change much

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Maybe also denying their ancestors were Romans and calling them larping gypsies or something.

You have squandered everything your ancestors have worked for and become nothing more than a punchline. All that's left of your culture is the greed and hunger but without the motivation. You are nothing more than squatters in a museum.

more like eternal state of depression

why?

ariana grande is my favorite italian person

Ouch.

the romans were nordic

They would actually agree topkek

it's pronounced "pro-scoot-o"

catenaccio is horrible football

>I don't put salt in my pan when I'm cooking pasta

Or anything about the mafia

But why would ever offend an Italian in the first place?

Trst is Slovenian.

we're in very good company with that, meh

But honestly burger posts tend to trigger you pretty bad. It is probably a leftover from the post war period.

"I cut my spaghetti".

Is this wrong?

No, I always do this

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a matriarchal culture and shared Mediterranean peninsula perhaps?

a boot-shaped country, you say?

An alleged organized criminal organization that may or may not exist mayhaps?

the ancient seat of a glorious empire?

Heh you wish

One man who decided to render unto ceaser?

Andrea, thanks for the ketchup pasta. It's good.

Call them a Guinea, wop, dago, Sicilian, etc.

the next ones to leave the European Union, i wonder?

Don't bully Italians.

Audi > Ferrari.

I am all of these things though you filthy Medigan
>implying Italy will ever escape kraut occupation

>implying you have the balls

In what way is Italian culture matriarchal? The Italians I know here in New Jersey seem to be much too concerned with machismo for such an arrangement.

unofficial colonies, i see?

Woman is the head of the family , she cooks tasty Italian food and we in turn live with then until we are 35

Unwanted sub Saharan Africans desperate to get to lampedusa perchance?

Interesting. Is that because of the Catholicism?

Goes back to Roman times tbqh Familia

You use too many complicated words. You confuse me. Do you read books or something?

the fall of western civilization, perhaps?

The expulsion of a certain semetic race you could say?

>western civilization
>not already fallen

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sleep, i wonder?

A life style that doesn't involve work, education, or training Methinks?

>Be Barbosa
>Meet random italo on Bairro Alto
>Start to communicate in Spanish
>Call him Coño in non offensive manner.
Mother fucker goot aggressive to the point I told him to fuck off, not worth stabing even

A pesky immigrant group from the balkans that doesn't integrate and has a penchant for stealing and petty crime?