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>girl sexting very rude things while probably flicking her pink
>she blows her ladyload and instantly stops out of shame and embarrassment

This kills the pirate

*jumps back laughing*
Hahah fuck sake Johnny boy what are you like eh?
*gives you a light slap on the cheek*

came inside a (female) girl's fanny once

on reflection, I would not be opposed to repeating the experience

youtube.com/watch?v=msX4oAXpvUE

*unplugs your monitor*

aren't turks like 89 IQ on average?

no condom lad?

i drinking english breakfast tea now
it isnt without milk and sugar.

turks are the most annoying cunts on earth
insular arrogant slimes

she was on birth control lad