One World... Under France

Hello, I'm from a parallel world where France holds the most dominant colonial empire and French rightfully remains the lingua franca because it is the most practical language of diplomacy.

It is much better world than this one. I feel dumber just for having to use this bullshit anglo language to communicate with you drooling imbeciles.

Aucun de vous ne comprendra la superiorite des francais et comment nous avons offert au monde une veritable culture, le genre que vous ne reverrez plus jamais.

Nous sommes trop bons pour ce monde.

Ce sera tout. Je vous deteste tous.

>want to learn French
>it's just retarded Spanish

I can't think of a single french colony that didn't turn to utter shit.

french are subhumans

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france can't even integrate their ex-colony immigrants in their own homeland anymore, imagine the whole world under them

>they are all bashing frogs but theyd be still dirty serfs if not for them

shame

Based Hungary

desu id rather be Frence then pomme de fait or what ever. Just fucking nuke Ireland you cunts

[spoiler]Germany[/spoiler]

fucking delete yourself honestly

based harki pedophile

>want to learn Spanish
>it's just retarded Italian and Arabic

stop larping faggot

>comes from a world where France is world power
>still posting in English

There was only one. We call it "England".

Well there's England

France is a world power in this world by the way

Je suis avec toi, mon frère. Vive la France! À bas l'anglo éternel!

>French rightfully remains the lingua franca because it is the most practical language of diplomacy.
are you from 19 century?

you are part of africa now

please take me home

>France is a world power

Quebek

too many immigrants
feminism is rampant
self-hating idiots
defeatist attitude
doomed

>wants to learn english
>it's just retarded

wanted to post this in /ita/ but it's dead

french culture is extremelly overrated and boring

>he didn't get it

what do you mean

There's a joke in that picture.

that all of that is shitalian?

Yes, it's all shit we stole.

like the anglo subhumans

Vive la France,
La plus grande des Nations,
De sa grande dominance,
Naitra la salvation.

topkek
is this the latest ploy from Greece not to pay their denbts?

vive la cancer

Fuck off faggot

Quebec was separated form France for years.

Greece is a dog of the EU
they have to pay while shitmany earns in the background

>il est un kosher nationaliste


Vive les Français,
Le plus grand des peuples,
De sa grande dominance,
Naitra la salvation.

fixé