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I am assuming direct control of /brit/

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anime

at least you have friends AAAAHHHHH lmao

*points to me dick*
get direct control of that la

tights?

made a cheese + onion + mayonnaise sandwich

sue

I still use algebra, it's handy. used it last week to figure out how much an afl team needed to kick to move up the ladder

its doable. just get comfy and stay in your room for 2 weeks doing late nights.
i struggle to find motivation and keep working so i use the pomodoro technique. i find its quite good.

she is 2 years older than me

So I would have been like 11 and her 13

Honestly have no bad feelings towards it

Just kick myself for not getting anything out of it myself

>cuckstamp

The """sovereign"" STATE of ausfailia

>pomodoro technique
eh

the 16 year old girlfriend is moody lads

they don't really like me they're just used to having me around

Proper /brit/ for proper Brits

>the gf doesn't like my spaghetti

do you have an incest fetish now?

>desperately want to fit some idealised mould.

imagine being such a born runt you get upset when you see "manly men" and think theyre all acting up

creased

Why are migrants so obsessed with getting out of France and into the UK

babestation

why is there always one fucking MONG (you)
who tries to do this stupid shite late at night

fuck off

burkinis are legal in the UK

do brits actually say bong instead of o'clock?

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You know what yes I fucking do

But only for sisters, mothers and shit disgusts me

Probably wank to my sister every week


Does what she did count as abuse? Because I'm autistic as fuck now and an alcoholic

She's like an 8/10 and I'm only a 6/10 maybe

you can bottle it up but you'll crack one day.

oh look an angry paki

doesn't really count as abuse since ur both so young

fucking weird though
stop being an incester

love it when my sister gives me a hug
get a nice feel of her warm and squishy body
gives me a semi

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dire lad sort it

fuck off

why wouldn't you just use a simple addition/subtraction or whatever?

just cba with maths beyond the basics, such a fucking baffling chore

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BANGER

whatever you need to tell yourself soft lad

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wronguns itt

FOY
FOC
FOA
FONZ

FO

lmfao

imagine being this much of a braindead prole
i cannot

like you achieved the intellectual capacity of a 12 year old and just stopped

real depression hours

who up?

Uh not really incest lads no one even touched my willy

Also, isn't siblings 'playing doctor' and touching each other pretty damn common?

The furthest thing she made me do was suck her tits and finger her

>dreamed i was dying
>woke up
>still dying
ah yes
how's it foing?

/brit/ is owned by the Irish

>there are 10 year olds better at maths than people itt
howling

As I said in the last thread, I'm very good in other fields. I'm certainly well above average intelligence. But maths is just a huge blind spot for me.

Can't be good at everything.

I never inappropriately touched, or was touched by any of my siblings or cousins

so it can't be that common

It's not surprising since a lot of the time fetishes stem from adolescent sexual experiences.

is it abuse?
kind of I guess. That sort of thing can definitely set someone on the path to becoming a fucked up individual

/brit/ is owed by the irish

I did use wolfram alpha for the solving because I cbf but you still have to use algebra to work out the equation

the ladder creates a percentage of the goals your team has kicked divided by goals kicked against it, addition/ subtraction doesn't work because it's proportionate to what the opposing team kicks

>just cba with maths beyond the basics
but algebra is the fucking basics lmao
what do you consider the "basics" below that? memorising one of the 12x12 multiplication tables? fuck me those were tricky eyy

*owed to the irish

>Uh not really incest lads no one even touched my willy
desperate reasoning there

never even felt a thing for my sister

by basics he means + - / and *

ive had my head up my sisters fanny a few times`

you put your finger in her fanny?

That's cause you're the kind of kid who was allowed 1 hr of video games a night and had to sit on a stair if he was naughty instead of getting hit

>Freaks
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>The idea that…
>We’re going deep
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>He got jacked, son
>A hundred percent
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>I used to be addicted to Quake
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>What I don't understand is (x)
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>We live in strange times
>(X) is a bad motherfucker
>Anthropomorphization of animals
>Watch this wolf jack up that eagle
>The wage gap has been debunked
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>Every 10 years the cells in your body change
>The problem is everyone wants to be on a team
>The problem is no single person should be in charge
>Isolation exercises just aren’t applicable in real life
>Being a police officer/the president is an impossible job
>People before the internet were virtually apes/cavemen
>You can abuse anything, you can abuse cheeseburgers
>Domestic pigs change their DNA when released in the wild in weeks
>MMA is high level problem solving with dire physical consequences
>More tigers are in captivity in Texas than the entire rest of the world

>certainly well above average intelligence
>bad at maths

>but algebra is the fucking basics lmao
no it's not, division/addition/subtraction/multiplication are

All in here lads

absolutely loathe people saying this.
>uhh yeah dude I'm smart af but below GCSE mong level at maths!!
ah yes very good

siblings are for gays

my brother made me put my willy on his arse when i was like 5 and he was 10 haha, completely forgot about it until i was 11, remembered it everyday since (now 20) drunkenly told an ex of mine that I was abused (didn't say my brother did it) and when i cheated on her she said i deserved it and should have died instead hahaha ahhh yes

absolutely retarded grasping post

stop trying to normalise getting raped by your sister and wanting to fuck her you absolute freak

my childhood was based

lel

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picking out a wife

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im good at everything
theres not a single thing im not good at

zuz

Yeah, don't know if anyone told you this in your STEM orgy but you can have strengths and weaknesses.

I hope the janny gets you

people who can't do maths confuse me

not him but it doesn't sound like that big a deal, stop being so fucking dramatic you ponce

t. lad who got mildly diddled by his older brother

Probably

Bet you're lying Tbh, unless your sisters an uggo

Pretty sure I did, I would be plying runescape and she would sit on my lap and put my hand down her pants and get me to rub/finger

alri Maximillian

speaking as someone that studies english alongside business any runt can do it, you're not especially smart for being about to sit down and write bullshit essays

sort yourself out. that isn't even maths, it's more like logical reasoning

I'm in love with a trap
she doesn't even pass

what about posting

Well yeah, I am. Not super smart but certainly above average. Especially when it comes to writing.

el d10s >>> the entire pirate team

hello lads. i am very inteligunt but canot reed.

he scared away the pirates last night hahaha

You types tend to be autistic and unable to conceive of the world outside of rigid binaries so that makes sense.

ah yes molestation victim defending molestation

fuck off with your saggy arsehole you victim

thats actually my strongest area
its what i lead with in my CV
ive got printouts of my most well-received and cleverest brit posts that i lay out at interviews and use to back up my statements

maths at GCSE/A-Level requires just the ability to follow rules and think deductively. if you can't do this then you really aren't intelligent.

only when you get to topology/analysis/etc do you get to have it as a weakness and still be smart

im not very smart but I am eloquent, good at taking in information and charming so everybody thinks im really clever haha

looking forward to you posting this for the next 10 hours you sad cunt lmao

suppose i better go to bed then

night

>tfw intelligant but also retarded

>sort yourself out. that isn't even maths, it's more like logical reasoning

Whatever it is I don't really care

theres strength and weakness and theres being too dumb to grasp basic concepts

you are below average intelligence

if you weren't at the top rung for pretty much everything in school you aren't intelligent

>says here you consider yourself above average intelligence but cannot perform simple maths...mind explaining yourself?

>your sister will never pleasure herself on you while you are trying to play vidya
feels bad man

IRISH SUBHUMAN

>being good at maths is for autists
>cant do algebra but im dead smart yano

embarassing

>tfw dumb, ugly and molested

Me too. /brit/ is fucking awful at this hour. Too many JFs who are just looking for attention rather than posting anything interesting or worth reading.

2 parts name-brand Donald Duck country-style orange juice, 1 parts diet Sprite, and a couple dashes of French vodka. Repeat 3 or 4 times.

I did pass my GCSEs in maths, not like I got a U or anything.

Would love to cave your skull in.