Tell me a country and I will tell you why is a piece of shit

Tell me a country and I will tell you why is a piece of shit.

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America
>pro-tip: you can't

Norway

Norway is perfect.

colombia

Greece

Culombia

Culombia tiene que llamarse porque esos culazos mama mia me quiero morir pedorreado
UFF

2fat2furious
Commies can't keep their interventionist hands to themselves
Nothing, they are friends
Greasy and untrustworthy people

si fuera por eso deberia llamarse Polvo Blanco

70% obesity rate.
10% 600 lbs obesity rate.
toxic food that is banned in other nations.
GMO food.
ayy lmaos rape their women.
fluoride water.
They haven't banned slavery yet.
Gun lover retards.
Shitty infraestructure that is falling apart.
China is BTFO them economically.
Already a chinese colony at this point.
Bankrupt.
No good healthcare.
Cuba has better healthcare.
The income tax is not even a legal tax.
The jews own them.
Federal reserve.
They can't own gold.
They don't have gold.
Civil rights movement.
Liberals and libertarians.
Mediocre Education, mediocre PISA test.
Poverty thirld world rates.
Creationism.
Retards who believe vaccines cause autism.
Autism levels.
Le 49% white babies.
Baby boomers.
College debt don't fall under bankrupcy laws.
Niggers.
Chicanos.
Rednecks.
Have a thirld world rate of homicides.
Is the Mexico of the first world.
Shit at futbol.
call football soccer.
inmigrants are more sucesfull than natives.
The whites are extremelly retarded and can't locate their country in a world map.

>2fat2furious
too right. It's like being stuck in a continental pin-ball machine

enjoy.
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The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland

hard mode:
>no mohammed/muslim mayor
>no shit women/shit teeth jokes
>no le plastic knife banned meme
>no le fallen empire
>no lost a battle to france in 1000AD/cucked language

Nigga your teeth is all fucked up
And you have absolutely no decent pornstars m8
You could have made billie piper do porn when she was well fit, but you didn't.
All your women look old, tb-h

piece of shit irrelevant nation now.
Literally the poorest shithole of europe now.
50% or something unemployment rate.
Had to sell it's public infraestructure to germans to pay debts.
All it's youth are fleeing to italy and germany.
irrelevant non latin alphabet.
Hasn't done shit since the romans BTFO them.
Not whites.
There's not diference between them and turks.
Irrelevant overall.
Brown people.

Protestantism.
Has a royal family (lol).
Shit wheather.
The jews own them.
House prices.
The homeland and birth of the quakers.
Shit accent.

Done.

Perú. And I'm beautiful, no matter what you say

You stay the fuck away from the Queen m8

i'll get me faggot paddle from out the shed

your a mutt country, bolivians are more pure blood than you.
also you're really ugly.
and dove cuisine.

>defending a reptilian overlord
cuck

DONT BULLY PERU
i will keep you safe, big sister

t. butthurt mexican clay

Switzerland, Denmark, and Luxembourg. You literally CANNOT find anything wrong with them.

Morocco

Jews, jews and jews
There
Dont be rude, colombia
The king of morocco posts on Sup Forums and has a vip pass

>switzerland
they're jews who secretelly loves gold and make criminal and illegal operations so companies make HQ in their land to not pay american taxes.

>Denmark
Soon it will be underwater thanks to global warming.

>Luxembourg
Shit soccer team, also irrelevant nation.
My city is bigger than that meme nation.

Sand niggers.

Finland

why my comment got removed

memes, gray cloudy country and they live in a constant state of mediocrity and gray boring safe life.
they kill themselves because their life is so good.

>memes
you can't really call that a negative.

by memes I mean they're autistic antisocials who lack empathy.
All nordic countries are spurdo the race.

Problems?
Niggers, Sandniggers and Islam

Come here and i fuck your ass boi so far you pass out, other nordic would expect you to do that job for them.

Switzerland

Costa Rica
pls don't say T-rex

theguardian.com/world/2014/jan/27/scandinavian-miracle-brutal-truth-denmark-norway-sweden

I already told you.
They're jews who are a finalcial heaven to illegally steal american taxes by exploiting american legal tax loopholes.
despicable jews.

They don't have an army lmao.
They should join the other centroamerican irrelevant nations like panama and the blue flags to make something more relevant.
they claim to be high HDI, though.

Didint my comment just made sence or are you too stupid/lazy to get it.

your coment was extremelly cuck, like your race.

The Bahamas

Philippines

Monaco

And how exactlly my comment where cuck

Because of your flag you crypto chink

irrelevant nation state.

the mexico of asia.
brown manlets.

that's not even a country, just a city for rich europeans to spend money on cocaine.
also a fiscal paradise.

watching a fin and a colombian fight is like watching retards fight. its great.

Columbia

>finish people

Shitty district of USA with the capitol and the white house.
Filled with niggers.

i think you're thinking of SWEDEN with that image

Well talking about a cuck you show up great time to me show show real example of a great cuck. now fuck off.


Ok, i bet yout mom works as prostitute cabron

all nordics want to be blacked.

District of the USA? I didn't realize we had usurped the cartels

>can't tell the diference between columbia and colombia
>american education

Liechtenstein

another meme country that is a fiscal paradise and should be german territory.

We are not like you, and you need accept it

where can i get that book?

How to troll Finns

Finland is the Quebec of the Nordic world. Most Finns are actually descended from Inuit midgets that got raped by Uralic-Mongoloid tribes, hence why they look like albino Genghis Khan clones with downs as opposed to their glorious master race neighbours. Unsurprisingly, Finns take pride in this lulzy lineage, therefore the easiest way to troll Finland is to call them "Scandinavians", causing them to spout off a TL;DR rant about their long and rich ethnic history. Amusingly enough, a lot of Finns claim they are Scandinavians, these Wearyans appear every so often at Stormfront and similar places, when such a incident is spotted, purge said mud person with truth.
The effect is similar to walking up to a group of Quebecois and saying "Ban-jerr, eh?" or asking white person in Alabama if their daughter would like to date a nice black person. Ban-jerr??? What the hell does that mean?
Finland was also pwnd by Russia for about a hundred years. Literally. They were conquered and part of the Russian Empire. Making reference to this is guaranteed to break the ice by bringing up tender memories. Reminding them also of the facts that:
Russia was actually taking Finland from Sweden,
Culture and history prior to the Russian invasion is non-existent. Finns spent their days getting raped by their Swedish overlords for some 800 years. (Before Swedish rule, Finns lived in caves and fucked goatsed squirrels).
Say that they are in fact mongols.
Remind them that their NATIONAL ANTHEM was written in a FOREIGN LANGUAGE
Tell them that sauna was invented in Sweden.
Tell them that Kekkonen was worst president in history. (be advised, this is extremely dangerous)
Tell them that Sweden has much better army.
Tell them that Johanna Tukiainen is the most beautiful woman in Finland
Tell them that attached earlobes is a primitive trait, and that any primitive traits lead to crazy shit.

Iceland

bro, those fucking meme countries.
Is frozen shithole, with 90% inbred people.
they had to make an app to tell you if the guy/girl you're fucking is your cousin, lmao.

Why thank you Colombia, I needed more ammunition.

All i wanted was serious discussion.
But i was still right about Columbia getting blacked and turning into another Brazil.
True shame, i thought you got something more special.

Columbia

Singapore

Last thread got removed to pol... do i need to shit this 1 up too?

If you want serious answer, make serious question.

Colombia will soon be another socialist country, this enrages all congolombians into autistic rage.
Talk shit about Uribe.

>Singapore
Another meme state that is basically just a city.
Eternally butthurt about chinese making them another colony.

wanna have fun?

Only if i'll get to lenghten my penis with that donkey first.

Nieu

Finns are always into serious discussion, you should have noticed that already.

I just throw you a punch

there is fucking nothing to do, life is already set from birth, no aspirations, no emotion, no life at all

Egypt

Austria is perfect

youtube.com/watch?v=TvGPAVTYfXI
there you go.

kek, this cunt is prolly blacker than Brazil. If we were a brazilian State we'de be Minas gerais or Espirito Santo

colombiareports.com/donkey-brothel-fares-well/

come and fuck some donkey whore.

we're having fun bro.

Your real identity got removed by arabs.
You will be always the arab bitches.
The jews have better military and soon will steal half your territory.
Muslim brotherhood.

Another irrelevant state.
They're basically germans and germany should anex them.
Totally a pointless country.

Weak points against Austria lol. You lose Giraldo. Now go fuck a donkey.

>Another irrelevant state
I don't suppose I have to ask your thoughts on Canada then.

Seriously mate, we all know what he's going to say about Canada. We hear it everyday on Sup Forums.

UAE

They started WWI and therefore they're guilty of starting the wheel of the history towards the current situation, so they're the ones to blame for cucks, sjw, and other liberal garbage made after hitler lost.

Canada is america irrelevant north territorry.
90% of your country is empty irrelevant land.

the biggest colombian victory in soccer was against that country, lol.

Actually, I was expecting worse. Going to be honest, rather be irrelevant and happy then relevant and get my ass bombed for one reason or another.

pakis are 70% inbred like your dumb cuck president

yeah, I could post the following:
cucks, more SJW than americans.
socialist politics.
apologized to peru for stealing their flag (this is not trolling).
Toronto
Multiculturalism
Chinese new colony.


I dunno much more memes beyond the usual pol shitposting.
Canada is simply irrelevant.

mexico

hit it with all ya got cunt

Yes, Pakis are inbred and yes our prime minister is fairly stupid. Is this suppose to make me mad, Finland? Come on, I thought Finns were suppose to be these amazing shitposters, instead I get this. You shitpost like an American.

:(

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Tunisia/Algeria

Stop, please.

Soon will liberated by american democracy after ISIS move there.

Oh wait, ISIS and Al qaeda already are there, lol.

>cucks, more SJW than americans.
In Ontario and Vancouver mostly
>socialist politics
Meh.
>apologized to peru for stealing their flag (this is not trolling).
Really? That's fucking lame as shit.
>Toronto
It's a fucking shit hole and everyone knows that
>Multiculturalism
Really?
>Chinese new colony.
The only Canadians that are happy about that are the Chinese, the people making money from this, and actually cucks
Most memes from Sup Forums are all bark and no bite, but the simply irrelevant part will probably piss off some Canadians. Keep up the good work.

I forgot to add, my facebook is filled with ads about moving to canada, lol.

HAHAHA! How am I not surprised.

holy fuck

#REKT
#FUCKING SAVAGE

if u move here i hope u enjoy feminism and immigrants because its all u will know unless u live in the countryside also dont forget that if u deny the holocaust or talk bad about immigrants or feminists u will go to jail hahah

feel free to use it as copy pasta.

good idea

btw u can talk shit about white men as much as u want, we dont matter u can say u want to genocide us publiclly and nobody cares

you need to stop being a cucks faggots.

nothing we can do about it since nazis lost

you can be the new hitler and make whites great again you know.

i know but its hard when everyone is brainwash and wants to shut u down

you can redpill normies though, using facebook and youtube.

become a youtuber, make normie content and so on, like pew die pie or something.