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but none of that is true, chicANO

Just do a BTEC, they're literally worth 3 A levels for some unknown reason and uni's accept them

*stares at you*

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brit when faced by someone with straight teeth:
>they're fake! it's impossible for someone to have straight teeth naturally
>bracers? why would you use those?
>brits don't have fucked up teeth, we have the least cavities of all the entire world

susan

What the fuck is an A level. What the fuck is sixth form

anime

don't get this meme

only ever seen one real life fedoralord but my god was he euphoric

not enjoying this thread AT ALL so far

i like the volleyball team

its not that big a deal here

In the UK, you have to do GCSE's, THEN you have to A-levels (if you're GCSE grades were high enough) and then with A-level grades you can get into uni

Rogan kicks hard alright, but I know I could take his kicks. He could probably hit me with his best kick and I wouldn't even be stunned, just because of my mentality. It's so strong. Nobody can knock me out because of my mentality. I even met Rogan once, and tried telling him about how strong my mentality was, but he just like . . . I don't know, he didn't take me seriously. I was like, "All those guys in the UFC are lucky I don't step in the Octagon, Joe Rogan. because with my mentality, none of them would stand a chance." But I don't think he took me serious. Whatever.

Any other depressed/lonely lads still up?

How are you feeling?

hello

Getting real tired of the Québécois and their antics to be quite honest with you lads

impressive

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tune

dumb pirate frogposter

Real yank hours

STOP ASKING ME TO SELECT THE FUCKING "GAS STATIONS" IN THE CAPTCHA

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is it 2008?

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Just blew 40 dollars on slots, m8s

v lonely and extraordinarily cross with myself
have a good night lad

what are you insinuating

insinuating means suggesting

*stares at you*

>extraordinarily cross with myself
how come?

*arrives from balt* * looks around*

Hmmm, new things are scary.

is this who the roaches wojak is based on?

1. – Any and all weaknesses can be used against you, and in conflict, will be. As such, weaponise your weaknesses by making them known; hide them in plain sight. Wear your weaknesses like armour, flaunt them, and you deprive your opponents the use of ammunition that would otherwise discredit you.

2. – If weakness is speculated, deny it. If weakness is known, spin it. If it is directly observed, dismiss it. Should it look profitable, leverage it for status in the victimhood hierarchy.

3. – Justification can only exist in respectful exchanges. When you are disliked, justifications are deemed excuses, your guilt, pre-determined.

4. – Do not defend against your attackers, attack them; justification is a Machiavellian fallacy. Do not justify, stipulate. [More Here]

5. – People are like stocks, acquire assets, avoid/drop liabilities and ignore market rumours; acquire insider information wherever possible.

6. – The only difference between the toxic and the unlucky is the unlucky bring you down inadvertently, avoid both.

7. – Attacks reveal intent, defence reveals priority. You don’t defend the unimportant. You don’t attack allies unless it’s a decoy, this simple concept can be extrapolated to any situation.

8. – The battle of the sexes is the only war where crushing the opposition isn’t victory. No, a man must avoid checkmate and stalemate, he must continuously put his woman in check. This and only this is victory for both sides.

9. – Everything is war in a different set of clothing. Love, business, politics, wherever there are competing interests there is a battlefield, and wherever there is a battlefield, there is war.

10. – When things fall apart, be ready for total war.

is it normal to feel cold and shivery when on coke?

have you ever had to heem a runt and put him in his place

Wrong.

11. – Don’t insult the king in the throne room. If you must insult him, do so only amongst those you are confident share a mutual disdain. Lèse-majesté is dangerous, in this context a king is anyone you rely on socially, politically, economically etc.

12. – Lust of all kinds begets deceit, desire is good until it isn’t.

13. – Machiavellianism is the art of wielding power, how it’s wielded is determined by the wielder’s morality or lack thereof. Don’t blame the strategy, blame the soul of its employer. [Read more here.]

14. – Machiavellianism does not determine one’s morals, one’s morals determine the use of Machiavellianism. He who believes he is too moral for Machiavellianism is no more moral than he is an idiot.

15. – When people don’t like you, their questions are attacks. Sometimes these attacks are disguised as concerns, other times they are blatant. Whenever you’re asked a question, gauge the legitimacy of the question. Insincere questions must be met with insincere answers, if any answer at all.

16. – Do not trust those who overwhelm you with questions. They may simply be very curious, but it is more likely they are searching for dents in your armour. The line between curiosity and interrogation is thin, and people do not wear uniforms.

17. – Doubling down on your position or ignoring the challenge usually trumps an apology.

The cool, refreshing taste of Coca-cola is known to do that.

travelling to the past youtu.be/Ic-lG4ofvas?t=147

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someone post the video of the people in the 90s in london and everyone's white

>No, a man must avoid checkmate and stalemate, he must continuously put his woman in check

autism

>14. – Machiavellianism does not determine one’s morals, one’s morals determine the use of Machiavellianism. He who believes he is too moral for Machiavellianism is no more moral than he is an idiot.
thats a good one desu

knew a girl who had tits like this once

>14. – Machiavellianism does not determine one’s morals, one’s morals determine the use of Machiavellianism. He who believes he is too moral for Machiavellianism is no more moral than he is an idiot.
>follow my system or you're an idiot

great argument

you are a mere pawn

hahaaha he is writing a blog!!!!!!!!!

read "il principo" at 15 and it equipped me for total domination and influence over the intellectually stunted ego driven untermensch with my now mephistophelian intellect

How hard is it to become a solicitor/lawyer in the UK?

Do you just need a law degree

That's what you think

You can only achieve true enlightenment from walking alone in a massive desert, 2bh

in theory yes

I thought becoming a lawyer was super hard, like becoming a doctor?

Facts: Dating a former porn actress is fine if she has no infections.

takes ages, and only elite educated cunts get into the jobs at the end

yes

what I meant is all you need is a law degree to get started on the solicitor/lawyer career path

(though you'll likely give up and just resort to doing grunty paralegal stuff)

lawyer is a normoid job
you need to have a million person network to make it work, not just know the law and have good rhetorical skills

>Diversity Advisor (Ab)
>$102,838 p.a - $113,324 p.a base, plus employer's contribution to superannuation and annual leave loading.
what is this shite

I went to her cam site once and read her bio. I was surprised when I saw that it said she was straight under 'orientation'. I'm not surprised she's straight, just that she'd admit it. Most camwhores lie about that shit to make more money

nigger job
this is what happens when you let shitskins have power. no skills required cause niggers dont have any.

Lads.
Guess what percentage of our energy comes from oil.
Go on guess.
0%.
Zero Percent.
For America it's 28%.
So I ask you, why on EARTH do we feel ANY need to get involved in the middle east when they can offer us NOTHING?

Is it just "We do what America tells us to."?
Is it really that simple?

So depressing tbqh.

Inside Every Woman, There Is A Man Waiting To Get Out

business idea: massive gaffiti mural of muhammad copulating with his child bride

to help israel and spread democracy, goy

this internalized misogyny is so tragic

why on earth would you choose to stop being a woman?

if i had the choice i'd have preferred to have been born a woman. i'm not a tranny and i look pretty masculine, but still, the choice is obvious, especially for a shy guy like me

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yeah being a women means easy life

you have to be jewish

agp misogynistic weirdo

eating a corn dog

SHE SAW MY COMBOVER
HER HORUGLASS BODY
SHE HAS PROBLEMS WITH DRINKIN MILK AND BEING SCHOOL TARDY
SHELL LOAN YOU HER TOOTHRBUSH
SHELL BARTEN YOUR PARTY

do ftm guys have any luck with the ladies

also eating a corn dog

Hm? A frankfurter with a crispy, golden corn shell?

not without a dick

although I've seen some cutting edge phalloplasty and they look indistinguishable from a regular jew cock
but I imagine those cost more than typical trannies can ever dream to afford

Farage = Le Pen = Wilders = Trump = Putin = Assad = Hitler

This is accepted by 50% of the population.

[x] Don't Care

legalise equal marriage already you neanderthal

Why do the British say "bri bri~ :3" when they see something cute?

what?

what?

Equal for whomth

Getting real tired of everyone calling people they don't agree with Hitler or nazis. How detatched from reality you'd have to be to make such comparrisons.

plans for sunday?

suicide

How about you fill your cars and buses with that 0% mate

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49%*

Tell me horror stories about London. Terrorism, mayor and the Queen's nickers don't count.

>only a 3-star country
Get good

I just want to go to university, do every drug there i and then hang myself

that's gas bitch

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weakest excuse for crossbreed i have ever heard