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Fuck Drumpf

H-HIRE ME

how do i become a normie

oh wow and what year of college are you in now?

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Alcohol

Stop peeing in the trash can and you are half way there!

Business idea: attract hipsters to my rust belt hometown to give it some new economic life

I hate drinking in public because it makes me talk too much

It's so convenient though.....
I need help with dressing not like an autist
I wear chad jeans, idk what else to do

>gooks get leg extensions and make their children go through extensive growth regimes so they aren't short

Get rid of the autism shoes.

Business idea: Bring some baristas and software developers to the rust belt and force them to code and make coffee at gunpoint

Already do this dësü

kek, they're standing on boxes

Are there no tall girls at all in Asia?

why do people make fake amazon ads

they're just going to end up refunding, I dont get it

it's too late

I upgraded from Skechers to new balance

Should I do Nike or something? Can't believe how ridiculously expensive those are though ffs

I don't notice anyone's shoes; why is it such a big deal

why bother if everyone in the area is going to be a fag

>tfw no 6'4 chinese keeper gf

Yes upgrade to these

how much?
My limit is $50

need a gf who is stronger than me and forces me to do stuff

>Should I do Nike or something

how have people not figured this out by now? you don't wear ANY SNEAKERS unless you're exercizing or just walking, at the very most going to a convenience store, that's the joke, you're a joke if you do

Bit gay lad

>paying $50 for shoes

>girl
>gay

>how have people not figured this out by now? you don't wear ANY SNEAKERS unless you're exercizing or just walking, at the very most going to a convenience store, that's the joke, you're a joke if you do

Maybe it's different around here, but I see loads of frat chads wearing sneakers or socks+sandals

Anyone on /cum/ ever buy shoes from Sneakerhead?

>new balance
wew

save up if you must, those shoes will get you mad pussy

I genuinely dont understand the whole shoe meme
They all look the and I never notice anyone else's
How is it a big deal?

the only shoes I own are a pair of flynits and birkenstocks. I have a cheap pair of chuckas but I never war them

>the whole shoe meme
that's the whole point, shoes are a meme. you have to buy a pair of normie approved shoes and forget about it

it's a nigger meme

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good post

What are normie shoes? Literally everyone I see on campus is wearing Nikes, New Balance, Adidas, or they wear socks and sandals
Then I come here and all those frat kids are autistic apparently

these are the official shoes of /cum/

>frat chads

I don't think fashion rules really apply to attractive/confident people

This is the most recent paid of shoes I bought. No, I don't run. But they're comfy.

They're wearing specific models. Im sorry you're too autistic to be able to tell autism shoes apart from normie kicks

just get some adidas and call it a day

Seems more autistic to obsess over shoes desu

Crocs are the patricians choice.

Any name-brand canvas/skater shoe ist the easiest way to say "I don't really care what I look like" without looking like you don't care what you look like

its not an obsession you idiot. its about stacy determining you're a sperg in 0.7 seconds from your stance, virgin walk and autism shoes

An autistic obsession about shoes is common among those with a high amount of melanin in their skin.

>I wear crocs

You can obsess over approved topics like clothing and sports

Do some people actually struggle to pick out shoes that don't mark them as an autist?

>$120
:l

Those with autism

roshes are always expensive

$120 for a pair of shoes is completely reasonable.

I make close to minimum wage so I just go to WalMart and buy ~$30 shoes every year or two

not autistic just childish, hence the frat morons in college wearing sneakers

I'd have to work 13hrs for those shoes...

See this I would argue isn't an autism shoe, but it's technically a sneaker. I really don't think there is a set rule, you kind of have to go by the "feel" of it.

>$120 for a pair of shoes is completely reasonable.

that's like a day and a half of work

>Why yes, I AM afraid of spending $100 on a pair of shoes that will last years while at the same time spending $60 on video games that I'll play for 20 hours and never touch again

ww3???????

And they'll last you months without breaking down while 20 dollar Wal-Mart shoes probably degrade six times as fast or more, making up for it.

>you kind of have to go by the "feel" of it
That's the whole joke. Autistic people can't do this. There's people who can't tell the difference between a mint pair of a popular sneaker from a popular brand and white Asics

not yet brother

I hope China glasses the west coast

I've been wearing the same walmart shoes for 2yrs now bud

Is this autistic?

meant to reply to not doing a no-reply meme

>tfw can't get a pair of shoes to last longer than a year
How the fuck do you keep your shoes nice? Mine already have holes in the soles

lose weight

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I don't buy video games

Not in the slightest but if you have to ask that means you are and other indicators like your walk and scent will let people know. Shoes are just the easiest way to determine it.

this tbqh. spent 3 years working on my feet and they held up. I just got rid of them because I thought they were ugly and I replaced them with $60 shoes

there is literally nothing wrong with generic black-and-white tennis shoes

meet an star wars fan boy, didnt think they existed tbqh. He though bb8 was the coolest thing in the world

So, yes?
Theyre pretty cheap, might cop em
I find it hard to believe girls care this much. I have never noticed anyones shoes in my life

Stop posting here

yes
>I didn't think Star Wars fanboys existed
where have you been since the 80s?

I'm talking about Placer, not you.

Kirkland master race reporting in

I havent bought a $60 video game in....

at least a year

I weigh 170 lbs at 5'10''; I doubt that's bad enough to cause that kind of damage. I do a ton of walking, and I sometimes do it at autism speed because I have places to be and more pressing issues to worry about

I wear size 11.5
I didn't even know there was a width measurement....
no idea what mine is

>buy a really nice pair of docs for work
>realize their more comfortable than my shitty sneakers so just wear them all the time
>looks pretty good with jeans
>realize it looks cool if I have the legs bunched up at the top
>walk around like this for a few weeks, doc martins, bunched up pant legs, sleaveless t-shirts (undershirts for work), until I notice people looking at me nervously all the time and realize what I look like

THIS is the ultimate autism shoe mistake in a way

pretty sure my dad has autism
he wears the same all black shoes, shorts, shirt, and skull cap every time I see him

can someone do that backwards quote thing

>5'10

country idea: chicanada

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What size shoe do you wear, buds? Most shoes I wear are 12 while some are 12.5 and some are 11.5.

wow
double the shit

i would consider myself a star wars fanboy, but he was just overboard with it. When the guy i was with said "they are going to milk so many movies from the franchise", the guy response "ya isnt that amazing"

I use 12

That's just called being a dad. Once you're over 35 and have children it's completely socially acceptable to dress like this.

listened to varg at gym tonight