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"We are sending an armada" Edition
Trump ready to eliminate N. Korean ‘menace’ with or without China

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me on the left

25 days sober

MI COMANDANTE.......

>m-muh free school meals

i bet he used to fill his cigars with weed

wouldn't it make more sense to try to push for free meals on the weekends too for kids from impoverished families, rather than to try to make middle class families pay for their kids lunch through taxes instead of just making them a lunch

Anybody else from Sup Forums here?

Get ready to be conscripted lads

What role do you want to have in the upcoming world war?

There is absolutely nothing worse than spic communism which should be classed as a specific branch of Communism like Leninism and Troskyism.

Leninism - vanguard party etc
Troskyism - worldwide revolution etc
Spickism - AYYAYAYAYA VIVA LA RAZA!!!

>"man's best friend"

More like white man's best friend

Does the sea actually look like that?

With like dark spots? Is it deeper there like Pokemon?

STOP posting moe shit

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>hoi
>etsubatsu
>hoi bog board

Hello Nigger

Medically ineligible when I tried to enlist, so they can fuck off. I'll be in HR & Administration if they push the issue

about a year or two ago I was seriously considering joining the Navy, and even went through early selection process before dropping it so I could finish my degree.

regretting not going for it a bit now, could be a Naval Officer in the Pacific theatre by now

>"sT0p P°$Tin6 m03 sH1T"

The jews hated him, because he didn't let them to whore the fuck out of cuba

Please stop posting Liam Neeson

>tfw flat feet
it's such a stupid reason to not be able to fight, i can fucking run fine

the gay peruANO has arrived

the free school meals scheme was for parents below certain income or in receipt of state benefits. the idea wasn't a terrible one, but i remember the kids at school who got to the tils and didn't have to pay had the piss ripped out of them for being povvos

Flat feet are honestly disgusting. When I notice a girl has flat feet I'm seriously turned off by it.

gimmick idea just came to me: fedora posts, but instead of quoting them directly, post the md5 hash of the original post

i'm ready desu probably sign up before i'm conscripted though

gimmick idea: dont fedora real fedora posts, in fact, fedora posts generally sanctioned by the /brit/ community

I used to buy some kid's meal tickets. Paid 50p on the pound, so I got dinner half price and they had cash instead.

Army medic who is chipper and makes jokes but deep down is self loathing, depressed and pities the living

Lads, I simply cannot stop listening to Madonna songs ayyayay que me está pasando?

No one is getting conscripted. There is not going to be a world war.

>8:04
my god

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actually did a little screech out loud when he said it

73525853
women should be the ones to get enlisted

oh and i'd settle for straight up infantry

there was no such thing as meal tickets when i was at school. the kids just gave their name at the til and were crossed off a list.i think you're spinning a yarn lad

did you know that although mash takes place in the korean war it was really about vietnam?

cute

you're a big bird

cuba is now a repressive dictatorship decades behind the rest of the world in development so how did that work out

but i guess they have "good" healthcare which makes up for all of that

>fc45f4cd0e747764292e07ff538cbbe1

>medically fit and probably at the top of the conscription list due to my time in Cadets and previous dealings with the military.

not planning on getting drafted however
I'd like to see them try

on some level I think war would be good fun
but on the other hand dying doesn't seem that great.

W E W

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>wanting to be in the military unless your country is under direct threat

cuckoldry. i'm not fighting some yanky or pommy war

>sin titulo

73525886

Yes everyone knows that, it was very transparent.

first one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft
*autistic screeching*

I noticed that right away I was just wondering if others did fuck off

don't reply to this

>Navy
>Canada

Bud you will be put into a literally leaking 1970s submarine and sent to your grave on the ocean floor without even seeing a single second of combat.

>cyclone Cook

Balls smell like pancake batter

commando army sniper
going to pick a semi automatic high calibre hunting rifle and for each kill ill put a mark on the stock and do a signature low whistle
rankwise ill probably be a corporal, officers dont get involved in the fighting and i dont want the full responsibility of a sergeant leading the battalion. as corporal ill have authority but of the quiet threatening type
vehicle ill start off with an armoured jeep but will get a helicopter when im offered specialisation training, not an apache but a black hawk so i can take my commando unit with me

>commando army sniper
going to pick a semi automatic high calibre hunting rifle and for each kill ill put a mark on the stock and do a signature low whistle
rankwise ill probably be a corporal, officers dont get involved in the fighting and i dont want the full responsibility of a sergeant leading the battalion. as corporal ill have authority but of the quiet threatening type
vehicle ill start off with an armoured jeep but will get a helicopter when im offered specialisation training, not an apache but a black hawk so i can take my commando unit with me

this was in Peacetime desu and the Navy seemed like the best option
now I don't trust our ships in a real fight

hat bait

howling

fucking yanks

Australian navy could sink the Canadian one in an instant, like this

*Snaps fingers*

Not to mention our new subs on the way

i like big cities
but london seems hard to live in due to prices
will I enjoy glasgow? I do like kind of gritty too so thats not a problem

Don't worry, we're on our way to getting a new fleet of legitimately amazing modern ships, it will only take another 30 or so years because Canadian Military Spending Bureaucracy is a thing of wonder.

glasgow is underrated

mi cormeng back ;)

hmmmmmmmmmmmm

I'm ready to reach Nirvana though nuclear fusion, have my form become one once more with creation

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maritimes wins

Hail Pachamama. For the purity of the amerindian race!

so does Toronto

imagine if a nuclear bomb exploded

dangerous no?

WTF

I'd love to see one

is Rosario Dawson-lad here?

put coconut oil in my hair

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screaming

WTF?! this gave me a virus

>Russia to 'Retaliate Immediately' if Military Units in Syria Attacked

lel

why are russians always the villains? cartoonish at this point

Women's incipient social life and activities must be promoted, so that they can outgrow the narrowness of their philistine, individualistic psychology centred on home and family ... In the sphere of sexual relations and marriage, a revolution is approaching ... There can be no real mass movement without the women ... We cannot exercise the dictatorship of the proletariat without having millions of women on our side. Nor can we engage in communist construction without them. We must find a way to reach ... the mass of women, who feel themselves exploited, enslaved and crushed by the domination of the me

Because Putin is the supreme example of manlet rage syndrome manifest through acting like a tough shit but being too much of a pussy to do anything about it.

Remember the war after Turkey blew their jet up? Or after their Ambassador got shot? Damn, it was a bloody one, surely on scale with WW2.

cant decide whether im going to be a king or emperor when i get older

emperor has a better sound to it but id like the prefix 'royal' being attached to all my domains and institutions. that being said though 'imperial' is also an impressive prefix so i might choose emperor in the end

I'm so sick of all this pointless conflict and Syria shit.Everyone should just focus on their own fucking countries and stay the fuck out of other peoples shit.

>aiming so low
desu I'm thinking of becoming Pontifex Maximus of Mars at a minimum.

>villains
>retaliating to being attacked

>Everyone should just focus on their own fucking countries

Yeah bro, worked well the last time.

had my mom take this pic of me walking

do you reckon i do the virgin walk?

I fucking woke up at half 6 with a splitting fucking headache in the left side of the head, mostly front but also back. I was expecting my left eye to look fucked up in the mirror but it seems to look normal. How fucked am I? This isn't unusual or anything, is it?

are you going to have a kingdom or an empire? the choice is that simple

ah yes rorke's manifesto

stop being such a pussy

>Everyone should just focus on their own fucking countries and stay the fuck out of other peoples shit.

Every single case of isolationist bullshit in modern times has led directly into war, often with attacks on the isolationist party. It's a retarded ideal that has literally no relevance or place at all in human history.

when? when in world history has every country just kept itself to itself and never been in any kind of conflict?

>watch on the right hand

you had better be left-handed

does it feel like the pain is around your eye or temple?

>Being attacked
>In a different country
>In a non-Russian base

Damn, Vlad, how do you deal with the speeds of an Australian proxy?

ill probably have both eventually which makes your point moot

Forehead but also eye

America is clearly the bad guy and always has been

at the very least we should leave irrelevant brown people countries to chimp out amongst themselves

you probably only have a few hours left to live..

You could be replying to a black woman RIGHT NOW